"stretching" far and wide for ever more Romulan ale.
Even a bit too much of a (supposedly) good thing
can produce unwanted effects.
Just take Mr. Data, for example... [:D]
And as for our centurion friend, now look here, my good lad...
You really must find a better security system to protect an
illegal beverage. Either that, or get rid of the ale...
And all this business about Orion slave girls...
hmmm... mixed with ale and all... ummmm [:-]
And no Orion slave boys? Just for the sake of "equal rights", of course.

But a more noble Imperial order would do away with slaves altogether,
and make everybody think that they are free... [:D]
In any case, with ale and slave girls,
there is no way anyone can mod DW that way, you know! [8|]