A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

[Cap Mandrake]

*****************Hitachi, M&M Enterprises, Rawnmower Prant, Aogashima***********

Aran Hata: Hata not-ah understand why make so many rawnmower motors in middurh of war?

Mistah Kobuki, Foreman: Hata idiot! Contracts! Contracts! Contracts! Hata mothah drop on head when baby?

[Cap Mandrake]

Seriousry, where goddamn Hitachi earry motah prant? Japan-mens have 355 of damn things and more keep coming.

[witpqs]

Use the 'j' hotkey, sort by engine??

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: witpqs

Use the 'j' hotkey, sort by engine??

Hitachi "earry" not-ah even on that rist but rook at this.

[Cap Mandrake]

Rate is 0 x(0) but-ah stir show up? Mandrake-san confused.

[Cap Mandrake]

Arso to note brirriant just-in-time inventory strategy on Ha-32 and Ha-33

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Rate is 0 x(0) but-ah stir show up? Mandrake-san confused.

Maybe Mandrake-san ray off Ceyron absinthe tea too?

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Rate is 0 x(0) but-ah stir show up? Mandrake-san confused.

Does not Sprior-san handurh Japanese economy? Perhaps Sprior-san convert prant during month to rearry coor Toko Rocket! Need them for kamikazes and Formura 1 racing.

[Cap Mandrake]

This arso bring up question of airprane inventory. Japan-mens certainry not-ah in position excess inventory yet but take
Mavissess for exampurh. That-ah expensive airprane. Rot of Japan-mens and womans have to eat fish
head soup to save up money to buy one. How many Mavissess should just sit around in garage?

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Rate is 0 x(0) but-ah stir show up? Mandrake-san confused.

Does not Sprior-san handurh Japanese economy? Perhaps Sprior-san convert prant during month to rearry coor Toko Rocket! Need them for kamikazes and Formura 1 racing.

Ahhhhhhh. Hai! That-ah actuary make sense. Perhaps Mandrake-san even turn off and forget?
Rast week reave on gas stove at Seaside Virra arr day.

[Cap Mandrake]

Rook rike we catch broken ships in port at Soerabaja but 42 fightahs there. Most rikery crappy Dutch crap from 1930's but-ah not know yet.

[Cap Mandrake]

Burma.

21st Regiment pushing up main rair rine toward Mandaray.

Ground combat at Toungoo (57,50)

Japanese Shock attack

Attacking force 3755 troops, 26 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 121

Defending force 3251 troops, 31 guns, 1 vehicles, Assault Value = 101

Japanese adjusted assault: 76

Allied adjusted defense: 35

Japanese assault odds: 2 to 1 (fort level 2)

Japanese Assault reduces fortifications to 0

Combat modifiers
Defender: terrain(+), preparation(-), experience(-)
Attacker: shock(+), leaders(+), leaders(-)

Japanese ground losses:
339 casualties reported
Squads: 6 destroyed, 27 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Allied ground losses:
121 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 17 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled

Assaulting units:
21st Infantry Regiment

Defending units:
63rd Indian Brigade

One regiment of Imperiar Guards compretery obriterate defenders of Prome.

Ground combat at Prome (55,50)

Japanese Shock attack

Attacking force 4197 troops, 34 guns, 16 vehicles, Assault Value = 133

Defending force 3048 troops, 16 guns, 7 vehicles, Assault Value = 75

Japanese adjusted assault: 90

Allied adjusted defense: 20

Japanese assault odds: 4 to 1 (fort level 1)

Japanese forces CAPTURE Prome !!!

Combat modifiers
Defender: op mode(-), leaders(-), preparation(-), morale(-)
Attacker: shock(+), fatigue(-)

Japanese ground losses:
128 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 9 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled

Allied ground losses:
2887 casualties reported
Squads: 61 destroyed, 6 disabled
Non Combat: 74 destroyed, 2 disabled
Engineers: 2 destroyed, 0 disabled
Guns lost 10 (10 destroyed, 0 disabled)
Vehicles lost 6 (6 destroyed, 0 disabled)
Units retreated 2
Units destroyed 3

Defeated Allied Units Retreating!

[Cap Mandrake]

Air to ground attacks on Japan-mens advancing engineers succeed...srow us down and beat Japan-mens into woods. 1st Aus Div appears to have moved from Maryborough.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Air to ground attacks on Japan-mens advancing engineers succeed...srow us down and beat Japan-mens into woods. 1st Aus Div appears to have moved from Maryborough.

Japan-mens best not take roitering surface bombahdment forces for granted. So many ships there make-ah nice arried dog carrier strike target from south.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Air to ground attacks on Japan-mens advancing engineers succeed...srow us down and beat Japan-mens into woods.

Does this mean that Arried dog British-mens not eating tree bark yet? [:'(]

COUGH [tahr baby] COUGH

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Air to ground attacks on Japan-mens advancing engineers succeed...srow us down and beat Japan-mens into woods.

Does this mean that Arried dog British-mens not eating tree bark yet? [:'(]

COUGH [tahr baby] COUGH

Hai! Starvation pran not-ah yet furry impremented but-ah just getting started.[:)] Woods have rots of warraby meat.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Air to ground attacks on Japan-mens advancing engineers succeed...srow us down and beat Japan-mens into woods. 1st Aus Div appears to have moved from Maryborough.

Japan-mens best not take roitering surface bombahdment forces for granted. So many ships there make-ah nice arried dog carrier strike target from south.

Japan-mens not-ah "roitering". Those PC's purposery on station to drive off cucarachas del mar.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Air to ground attacks on Japan-mens advancing engineers succeed...srow us down and beat Japan-mens into woods. 1st Aus Div appears to have moved from Maryborough.

Japan-mens best not take roitering surface bombahdment forces for granted. So many ships there make-ah nice arried dog carrier strike target from south.

Japan-mens not-ah "roitering". Those PC's purposery on station to drive off cucarachas del mar.

Ah. So sorry. [&o]

In that case, Japan-mens best not take PC's purposery on station to drive off cucarachas del mar for granted. So many ships there make-ah nice arried dog carrier strike target from south.

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Air to ground attacks on Japan-mens advancing engineers succeed...srow us down and beat Japan-mens into woods.

Does this mean that Arried dog British-mens not eating tree bark yet? [:'(]

COUGH [tahr baby] COUGH

Hai! Starvation pran not-ah yet furry impremented but-ah just getting started.[:)] Woods have rots of warraby meat.

Warraby meat not-ah make evorutionary sense. Waste more energy chasing warraby than get from meat. [:-]

But maybe they set up anti-warraby minefierd....

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy



Does this mean that Arried dog British-mens not eating tree bark yet? [:'(]

COUGH [tahr baby] COUGH

Hai! Starvation pran not-ah yet furry impremented but-ah just getting started.[:)] Woods have rots of warraby meat.

Warraby meat not-ah make evorutionary sense. Waste more energy chasing warraby than get from meat. [:-]

But maybe they set up anti-warraby minefierd....

BBfanboy-san hear Australia have many rittruh brown snakes that are dericious with garric! Any vorunteers to go catch some? [X(]