THE THREAD!!!

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

Or as Ben Franklin said, "Fart proudly!". [:D]

He never said that. [:D]

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
Beats dying cowardly screaming "please don't hurt me!". [:D]

Now you know that thats not how humans roll. [:-][:)]

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

Yep, my kind of rebels! [:D] Please notice that they are named after French rebels! So there! Again![:D]

The antithesis to Mel Brooks' "Jews in Space". [:D]

[Nikademus]

Oi!

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

Or at least certain parts of her anatomy![:)]

I understand she does have some outstanding features. I suppose it proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that Vulcans are, in fact, mammals.

What, she's got hair? [:'(]

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

OK, blast over....stand down from general quarters, set condition 3 , time to relax.......



till Onime wakes up![:D][:D][:D]

OK, OK....wha?.....I'm awake. What did I miss? [:D]

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: USS America

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
For me, it was always using the M*****F****** photon torpedoes as scientific sensor arrays or to carry a subspace message. They hardly ever used them as PHOTON TORPEDOES to blow s*** up![:@]

Warmonger #3 heard from. [:D]

This is the War Room. [:'(]

(#4 [;)] )

No fighting ion the War Room. [:)]

[Nikademus]

alot......as usual. [:'(]

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Sorry for the misspelling, Grollub. Thanks for keeping me on the straight and narrow.[:'(]

I thought someone was going to call me on the absence of the indefinite article in that exclamation. It is my understanding that K'Plah needed to be followed with 'ho' (sic) or another indefinite article. When included the linguistic usage is as a Klingon 'greeting', but strictly translated meant "What do you want?"

Now that's keeping with the underlying tone in language. [:D]

Youre just making that up. [:'(]

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: sprior

Can someone come over and setup widescreen with the new patch? I can't be bothered to research it properly. Oh, and the cat litter needs changing. And can you cut my toe nails too, they're such a long way away. Thanks.

Sure thing. I'll bring my 8" boning knives, rib cutters, poultry shears and #22 scalpel blades with me. I'll take care of those pesky nails in a gif, Sprior. What's your address?

Overkill anyone? [:)]

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Mike, my wife and I have worked out a mutually satisfactory 'arrangement' re: cleaning cat boxes. The Pavlovian details won't be discussed here, but suffice to say it works well to keep the peace (and the catboxes relatively clean).

Whoever it starts to bother the most first does it? [:D]

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: sprior

Does it get done?

If she wants her pocket money, a limo for the prom and a prom dress it does.

How long would one expect to maintain that kind of leverage?

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

ORIGINAL: sprior

Can someone come over and setup widescreen with the new patch? I can't be bothered to research it properly. Oh, and the cat litter needs changing. And can you cut my toe nails too, they're such a long way away. Thanks.

contract or permanent? [:)]

You want to have a permanent post as a toenail clipper? [X(]

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: Grollub

Hmmm ... isn't it a very long time since stuman was here?

This is true.

I was also wondering where RUPD got to. [:(]

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Sorry for the misspelling, Grollub. Thanks for keeping me on the straight and narrow.[:'(]

I thought someone was going to call me on the absence of the indefinite article in that exclamation. It is my understanding that K'Plah needed to be followed with 'ho' (sic) or another indefinite article. When included the linguistic usage is as a Klingon 'greeting', but strictly translated meant "What do you want?"

Now that's keeping with the underlying tone in language. [:D]

Youre just making that up. [:'(]

I was way way off on the word itself, but here's a handy guide (with audio pronunciation functionality) for your viewing pleasure:

http://www.kli.org/tlh/phrases.html

The word in question (Hello / what do you want?) is: nuqneH.

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

ORIGINAL: sprior

Can someone come over and setup widescreen with the new patch? I can't be bothered to research it properly. Oh, and the cat litter needs changing. And can you cut my toe nails too, they're such a long way away. Thanks.

Go get a pedicure[:D]

They keep advertising this thing on the tube. Maybe you can use it if the cat doesnt like it.

https://www.emerycat.com/flare/next

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: sprior

Does it get done?

If she wants her pocket money, a limo for the prom and a prom dress it does.

How long would one expect to maintain that kind of leverage?

I imagine that if she's not wearing clothing with pockets or if it's after the prom, this tact has less leverage.

[sprior]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: sprior


If she wants her pocket money, a limo for the prom and a prom dress it does.

How long would one expect to maintain that kind of leverage?

I imagine that if she's not wearing clothing with pockets or if it's after the prom, this tact has less leverage.

Then it's driving lessons...

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

ORIGINAL: gladiatt

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve


Well, I just received the 'official" phone call. I will be in Omaha Nebraska on 1 May , 2010. [X(]

Well, Steve, i feel sorry for you . [:(] ; keep the faith, old boy.

If you feel that bad, then why don't you and your spouse come out and visit us?[:D]
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Steve, if you were a European sophisticate. And once in a blue moon you decided to travel. Would you go to Nebraska?

Wonderful company notwithstanding, of course. [:)]

[Chickenboy]

Doesn't that only work if she's interested in taking driving lessons? Is there disincentive to her just taking the keys and going sans lessons?

Side question: what is typical driving age for our lime-enhanced bretheren?