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Pas on the other hand.... Pas, what was it you did for the CIA....errr, Air Force again?
NSA, dood, let's be sure to keep the major sources of national defense misinformation that lead to ridiculous assessments and ill-informed actions that permanently damage the nation's image and respectability in the world straight, okay?

I mean, when you have dozens of sources of raw intelligence that dutifully pass it on to the next higher level where a bunch of nincompoops make arbitrary, stupid decisions about what to retain and what to discard while creating nonsense summaries based on ridiculous personal judgments and sophisticated assessments of the kind that led, for example, to the neat lining-up on the airfields of the fighter defense forces before Pearl Harbor for slaughter by any incursive force, like hostile Japanese or even p1ssed-off penguins, then repeat the process through half-a-dozen ludicrous levels of analysis and reportage until a final document titled "Daily Intelligence Summary" is created and laid on the president's night stand (in whosever townhouse or apartment it might be - see, he has to stay in touch at all times) for his examination and action, what can you expect but perfection?

I was a proud participant at many levels in that process, but take even greater pride in creating the above sentence, which is unbelievably long, opaque and nonsensical in its own right, kind of like my years of service to the intelligence community...


So did you know about Gorbachev?
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This is all very interesting, Pas. Is it in your manifesto somewhere? [:'(]
Yah, but I think I lost it in Italy somewhere ... the Antepasto Manifesto. Or maybe it was in England ... the Closetmess
Manifesto. Or maybe it was that time under a Mexican-restored '57 Oldsmobile ... the Don Pietro Mufflerbusto...

Or...

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So did you know about Gorbachev?
Gorby? My pal Gorby? Shoot, we're so close our buttholes look like a double-barreled shotgun.
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So did you know about Gorbachev?
Gorby? My pal Gorby? Shoot, we're so close our buttholes look like a double-barreled shotgun.

Now there's an image I could have done without![X(]
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Actually the lead AW on my crew was in his civilian job a spook for ONI. His russian was very good. He'd often give us real time simultanious translations on anything we'd over hear. And he was always swearing at the other senior chief AW on my crew in Russian. THAT's were I learned a few Russian curses. [:D]

I heard about you guys doing fly-bys of Soviet ships and cursing out the radio intercept guys. From what I heard, great fun was had by all.....
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Of course the Klingons have scientists , who find new advances in war. And farmers who grow food for warriors. And even poet who write about......well, there is a bit of a trend here, but afterall , they are supposed to be Klingons Yuri. Poetry spouting flower children just don't make a good story. Earth gets invaded by ...Hippies? Sorry , no sale! [:D]

You missed the point, Space Cowboy. [:'(]

Then please enlighten me.........flower child.[:D]

Simple. The Klingons may all share a warrior culture, but far from all are warriors.
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And those of us that used to watch Stargate SG-1 know that I got it right! Twit! [:D]

Another show I could never get into. The plot setup very good, but the resolution was so.....cheesy, is it?

And Star Trek wasn't? [X(]

Te technical capabilities of TV shows changed quite a bit since then. As did budgets.
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Some do. Even today. [:D]

Fortunately, they dont run any aspect of the military. In fact, afaik, they dont hold any positions of responsibility at all. [:D]

Except the positions they are sometimes elected to. [8|]

Still, the electorate wouldnt let themselves get snowed under just because one politician was spineless.
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What, she's got hair? [:'(]

Yes. In amazing places. [:D] OK , she never said she was an actress, she is a model for crying out loud! Your supposed to look at her , not listen to her! [:D]


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WTF?!?!?! [X(]
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Only if I were looking for a feeling of cultural superiority! Or room and board and beer were free! If it was good beer (and it would be). [:D]

I dont know about Eric, but I'm sold. [:D]

It was the cultural superiority part that got me. [:'(]

Naw...He's from France , your from SoCal. Hell, even Rhode Island feels superior to you guys! [:D]

Rhode Island has a culture? I found it hard to believe they have a DMV.
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Yeah , I still got a bottle of your "nectar". I'm saving for next time I need to degrease an engine! [:D]

Your tastes are obviously not sophisticated enough to appreciate it. [:'(]
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I don't know about the cows , but the Russians sure were unhappy! [:D]

Is this poll data or just a hunch?
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Yes. In amazing places. [:D] OK , she never said she was an actress, she is a model for crying out loud! Your supposed to look at her , not listen to her! [:D]


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WTF?!?!?! [X(]

I believe that is Mrs. Grendel seducing her hubby.... [:'(]
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You don't know me. I'm part of the witless protection program! [:D]

So you still work for the government, we got that. [:'(]
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What - you don't like the boots?

Just think how cozy warm you could get with her on those bitterly cold Swedish nights ... how much fun she'd be for a little hokey-pokey in the sauna ... what a great guard dog she'd make for scaring off burglars ...

Sometimes I wonder about you, Pas. [:D]
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Actually the lead AW on my crew was in his civilian job a spook for ONI. His russian was very good. He'd often give us real time simultanious translations on anything we'd over hear. And he was always swearing at the other senior chief AW on my crew in Russian. THAT's were I learned a few Russian curses. [:D]

I heard about you guys doing fly-bys of Soviet ships and cursing out the radio intercept guys. From what I heard, great fun was had by all.....

No , that would be an unfriendly act. We'd never do that. They had guns and we had cameras. You do the math![:D]

What we would do is take an old sonobouy over pack tube (the ubiquitous tubes that lined the passageways on Star Trek TOS) and load them with all kinds of goodies. Charmin toilet paper, Sears and Roebuck catalogs, candy, cigarrets, Playboys, various newspapers and magazines and last of all , several airline sized "nips" of Jack Daniels and other western booze. We, fit he tube with a streamer , then drop it right in front of the ship. They knew what was in them! The Zampolit (commissar) had a tough time keeping that stuff away from the troops. Of course we'd enclose a couple of US Embassy Moscow cards , in case anybody wanted to visit us later. [:D]
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You drive yourselves? [X(]

I thought you all had chauffers for that sort of thing. I mean, how would you catch up on the London Financial Times or do the scramble if you were driving yourselves?

What was the last time you drove in NYC?
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You missed the point, Space Cowboy. [:'(]

Then please enlighten me.........flower child.[:D]

Simple. The Klingons may all share a warrior culture, but far from all are warriors.

Only those with true hearts! Or some other mindless crap! [:D]
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She'd scare off the whole neighbourhood ... [:'(]


Including wolves, coyotes, and mailmen.
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Fortunately, they dont run any aspect of the military. In fact, afaik, they dont hold any positions of responsibility at all. [:D]

Except the positions they are sometimes elected to. [8|]

Still, the electorate wouldnt let themselves get snowed under just because one politician was spineless.

I'm going to drop this line of approach , as it's too close to political. And that is definately verboten![:D]
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