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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
<So. Cal. water pipe> Dude...wha? <exhales> Whoa!ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart
ORIGINAL: USS America
Er.....um.....I don't know! Sweep up the place or something! [:D]
<bosun's pipe> "Sweepers, Sweepers, man your brooms. Give the THREAD a clean sweep down both fore and aft! Sweep down all banners, sigs and avatars! Dump all bad impressions clear of the fantail! Sweepers."
ORIGINAL: ChickenOfTheSea
ORIGINAL: Dixie
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
Ah, but remember, Grollub-it isn't paranoia if the bastards really are out to git ya'. [:D]
And remember something else. Just because you aren't paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you...
Also remember that even paranoids have enemies.
ORIGINAL: Grollub
Yup. You do have to remember that all its users are former abductees, who have now become free of the alien scourge ...ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
Ah, but remember, Grollub-it isn't paranoia if the bastards really are out to git ya'. [:D]ORIGINAL: Grollub
It's incredible how many "tinfoil hat" & conspiracy sites there are out there ...
Have a look at this one ... http://www.stopabductions.com/ [:D]
"The Thought Screen Helmet, invented by an expert, has stopped the unwelcome visitations and has raised me and my family`s quality of life. Therefore I highly recommend it" [8|][:D]
ORIGINAL: ChickenOfTheSea
ORIGINAL: Grollub
Yup. You do have to remember that all its users are former abductees, who have now become free of the alien scourge ...ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
Ah, but remember, Grollub-it isn't paranoia if the bastards really are out to git ya'. [:D]
"The Thought Screen Helmet, invented by an expert, has stopped the unwelcome visitations and has raised me and my family`s quality of life. Therefore I highly recommend it" [8|][:D]
Will that helmet keep you guys from reading my mind while I'm on THE THREAD?
I also don't think that helmet provides any defense against the dreaded anal probe. That's my biggest fear when it comes to the alien abduction menace.
What delicious irony it would be if one of those failures was the developer himself, eh? What a great way for Aliens to control humans-by making defective thought screen helmets! Yes-those aliens are very tricksy...[X(]ORIGINAL: Grollub
Certainly not! Oh, the horror of a amateur made thought screen helmet! [X(]ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Grollub
Yup. You do have to remember that all its users are former abductees, who have now become free of the alien scourge ...
"The Thought Screen Helmet, invented by an expert, has stopped the unwelcome visitations and has raised me and my family`s quality of life. Therefore I highly recommend it" [8|][:D]
I did note the presence of three critical marketing messages in the very sophisticated message [8|]:
1. Presence of European testimonials. Lends the air of sophistication.
2. Presence of regular Joe testimonials. Lends an air of common application.
3. The fact that this was developed by 'an expert'. I mean, c'mon Per-would you trust your though screen helmet to amateur design?
Note the caveat; "The thought screen helmet has effectively stopped several types of aliens from abducting or controlling humans. Only three failures have been reported since 1998." [:'(]
<inserts finger into mouth. Makes "popping" noise against cheek to skeeve out KEM> [:'(]ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart
ORIGINAL: ChickenOfTheSea
ORIGINAL: Grollub
Yup. You do have to remember that all its users are former abductees, who have now become free of the alien scourge ...
"The Thought Screen Helmet, invented by an expert, has stopped the unwelcome visitations and has raised me and my family`s quality of life. Therefore I highly recommend it" [8|][:D]
Will that helmet keep you guys from reading my mind while I'm on THE THREAD?
I also don't think that helmet provides any defense against the dreaded anal probe. That's my biggest fear when it comes to the alien abduction menace.
the prode is child's play compared to the needle hovering just above the eyeball, ready to plunge...<shiver> [X(]
Reading books, Sprior? Haven't you more important things to keep tabs on? Like alien mind control defenses and conspiracy theories involving extraterrestrial reptiles? [;)]ORIGINAL: sprior
Sherlock back at the library, Flashman ready to read.
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
Reading books, Sprior? Haven't you more important things to keep tabs on? Like alien mind control defenses and conspiracy theories involving extraterrestrial reptiles? [;)]ORIGINAL: sprior
Sherlock back at the library, Flashman ready to read.
Now I got dissapointed. I couldn't find any site dedicated to the growing anal probe problem. [:(]ORIGINAL: ChickenOfTheSea
ORIGINAL: Grollub
Yup. You do have to remember that all its users are former abductees, who have now become free of the alien scourge ...ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
Ah, but remember, Grollub-it isn't paranoia if the bastards really are out to git ya'. [:D]
"The Thought Screen Helmet, invented by an expert, has stopped the unwelcome visitations and has raised me and my family`s quality of life. Therefore I highly recommend it" [8|][:D]
Will that helmet keep you guys from reading my mind while I'm on THE THREAD?
I also don't think that helmet provides any defense against the dreaded anal probe. That's my biggest fear when it comes to the alien abduction menace.
I am SOOOOO NOT going to Google that.ORIGINAL: Grollub
Now I got dissapointed. I couldn't find any site dedicated to the growing anal probe problem. [:(]ORIGINAL: ChickenOfTheSea
ORIGINAL: Grollub
Yup. You do have to remember that all its users are former abductees, who have now become free of the alien scourge ...
"The Thought Screen Helmet, invented by an expert, has stopped the unwelcome visitations and has raised me and my family`s quality of life. Therefore I highly recommend it" [8|][:D]
Will that helmet keep you guys from reading my mind while I'm on THE THREAD?
I also don't think that helmet provides any defense against the dreaded anal probe. That's my biggest fear when it comes to the alien abduction menace.
ORIGINAL: Grollub
Now I got dissapointed. I couldn't find any site dedicated to the growing anal probe problem. [:(]ORIGINAL: ChickenOfTheSea
ORIGINAL: Grollub
Yup. You do have to remember that all its users are former abductees, who have now become free of the alien scourge ...
"The Thought Screen Helmet, invented by an expert, has stopped the unwelcome visitations and has raised me and my family`s quality of life. Therefore I highly recommend it" [8|][:D]
Will that helmet keep you guys from reading my mind while I'm on THE THREAD?
I also don't think that helmet provides any defense against the dreaded anal probe. That's my biggest fear when it comes to the alien abduction menace.
Why not? I did. [:D]ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
I am SOOOOO NOT going to Google that.ORIGINAL: Grollub
Now I got dissapointed. I couldn't find any site dedicated to the growing anal probe problem. [:(]ORIGINAL: ChickenOfTheSea
Will that helmet keep you guys from reading my mind while I'm on THE THREAD?
I also don't think that helmet provides any defense against the dreaded anal probe. That's my biggest fear when it comes to the alien abduction menace.
[:D]ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart
ORIGINAL: Grollub
Now I got dissapointed. I couldn't find any site dedicated to the growing anal probe problem. [:(]ORIGINAL: ChickenOfTheSea
Will that helmet keep you guys from reading my mind while I'm on THE THREAD?
I also don't think that helmet provides any defense against the dreaded anal probe. That's my biggest fear when it comes to the alien abduction menace.
aliens have anal probes that grow!?!?!?!?!? <aaaiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!> run, run!!!
ORIGINAL: sprior
Warspite1ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: sprior
Sherlock back at the library, Flashman ready to read.
Reading books, Sprior? Haven't you more important things to keep tabs on? Like alien mind control defenses and conspiracy theories involving extraterrestrial reptiles? [;)]
Speaking of good books, anyone read Dunkirk by Sebag-Montefiore? Up to chapter 11 and so far, so excellent.
ORIGINAL: Grollub
Hmmm ... it will be interesting to see brother Onimes take on this subject. [:D]
