The AE Geezer Thread!

[btd64]

I thought that was worthy of a double post.
Grump....GP

[Zovs]

Double posters

GRUMP

[Orm]

Grump.

The weather is not good enough, the sun is not up long enough, the lawn resembles something that pigs regularly visits, the workers renovating the house begin work to early and makes to much noise so that it is impossible to sleep, and those lazy workers begin working to late so that the renovation of the house takes forever.

Grump.

[RangerJoe]

I thought that was worthy of a double post.
Grump....GP

GRUMP!!

There are a few things that should be doubled up but we are not allowed to show the most important ones here anymore.

GRUMP!!

[RangerJoe]

Grump!!

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today.

The bartender says, "Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.

As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, "I would like to buy you a drink, too."

The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water."

"Coming up," says the bartender.

As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, "I would like to buy you one, too."

The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water."

"Coming right up," the bartender says. As he gives her the drink, he says, "Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity, why the Scotch with only two drops of water?"

The old woman replies, "Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.'

Grump!!

[btd64]

Grump....
You know you're going to have a bad day when your sore right elbow will make it difficult to pick up your coffee.
Grump....GP

[RangerJoe]

Grump....
You know you're going to have a bad day when your sore right elbow will make it difficult to pick up your coffee.
Grump....GP

So just what were you doing to make your right elbow sore?

[btd64]

Grump....
You know you're going to have a bad day when your sore right elbow will make it difficult to pick up your coffee.
Grump....GP

So just what were you doing to make your right elbow sore?

I had a routine chiropractic adjustment. This time it hurt.
Grump....GP

[BBfanboy]

She's supposed to walk on your back, not your arm!

[btd64]

He adjusts my arm joints to keep ahead of the arthritis....GP

[RangerJoe]

He adjusts my arm joints to keep ahead of the arthritis....GP

Glucosamine and Chondroitin work.

[Orm]

Grump.

Would be nice to roll good naval search rolls with Japan. I think. It is an experience I have yet to experience.

Grump.

[Orm]

Grump.

To many are missing.

Grump.

[Orm]

Grump.

A car, out on the street, has been screeching every few minutes since 4 AM, I think. Going on for the tenth hour now.

Grump.

[btd64]

Grump.

A car, out on the street, has been screeching every few minutes since 4 AM, I think. Going on for the tenth hour now.

Grump.

Grump.
That sucks ....GP

[Sardaukar]

Grump this!

[btd64]

Grump ....GP

[RangerJoe]

I quit grumping here because someone complained about my grumps and the pictures that went with my grumps.

[btd64]

I quit grumping here because someone complained about my grumps and the pictures that went with my grumps.

Well change your pictures.....GP

[RangerJoe]

I quit grumping here because someone complained about my grumps and the pictures that went with my grumps.

Well change your pictures.....GP

The pictures explained the grump so changing the pictures would not have worked.