THE THREAD!!!

[rtrapasso]

Maybe i should post a few more times to keep USS-America at 50% or less of my posts...

[rtrapasso]

4 minutes to go!!!

[rtrapasso]

Uh, oh... 5 minutes past the deadline, and i haven't been raptured! 

[rtrapasso]

Update:
The Borowitz Report attends a press confab with God...

Dressed in His trademark flowing white robe and carrying a thunderbolt, God seemed visibly irked by the predictions calling for the world to end this Saturday.

"I'll end the world when I'm good and ready, Me damn it," He snapped in response to a question from a USA Today reporter. (Alas, not me. I was resupplying at Costco, supermarket to survivalists, knowing I would be going nowhere today.)

...Elsewhere, Harold Camping, the preacher who predicted that the world would end on May 21, issued the following brief statement: ""The world doesn't end this week. Oprah does. My bad, sry."

[USSAmerica]

Am I still here?  I guess I always knew A) I am a sinner, B) Camping is still a crackpot, C) Both A & B.  [:D]

[Grollub]

Looks like a few THREADers have escaped. [:D]

[USSAmerica]

ORIGINAL: Grollub

Looks like a few THREADers have escaped. [:D]

Per, are you insinuating that several Threadsters are being unfaithful on another fourm? [:D]

I don't really care, but it's an excuse to quote the pic. [;)]

[Grollub]

ORIGINAL: USS America

ORIGINAL: Grollub

Looks like a few THREADers have escaped. [:D]

Per, are you insinuating that several Threadsters are being unfaithful on another fourm? [:D]

I don't really care, but it's an excuse to quote the pic. [;)]

Apparently yes, given the discussion they're having connected to that pic. [:D]

[DuckofTindalos]

So disappointed... No Rapture...

[Grollub]

Good night friends [>:]

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: USS America

Am I still here?  I guess I always knew A) I am a sinner, B) Camping is still a crackpot, C) Both A & B.  [:D]

Yup. Still here too. I *did* have a moment of rapture though. One of my I-boats put a TT into a CVE and got a *fuel explosion* to boot! Rapture! Hooray!

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Terminus

So disappointed... No Rapture...

How's LA noire treating you?

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Grollub

Looks like a few THREADers have escaped. [:D]

Good stuff, Per...[:D]

[Mynok]

Guys, ask Brother Mynok if you want reasonable theology. I'm sure most of you think no such thing exists, but it does.

Here's the scoop:

A) Everyone who gets to heaven is a sinner.
B) They don't get there by doing something good.
C) Those who do get there hate that A) is true about them.
D) God has solved the A) problem if we agree with A) and plead C).

That's it. It's very simple.

[BrucePowers]

Yup

[BrucePowers]

So, how is everyone's weekend?

[BrucePowers]

All is well here[:)]

[Mynok]

Hope all is well with all my friends here. Bruce, how's your son doing? Still in the area? I owe him and his girl a dinner here. Help me work that out!

[BrucePowers]

Hmmm, very quiet

[BrucePowers]

He is in Durham. His GF has finished her first year of grad work at Duke[8D]