ORIGINAL: CrashDavis
I propose:
- We abolish the players union
- Re-institute the Reserve Clause
- Retro every players salary to 1950 levels
- Institute a salary freeze
- Ban corporations from owning a team
- Fire the current commissioner
- Contract the MLB from 30 teams back to the original 16 teams (we'll let the Dodgers stay in LA, Giants in SF, A's in Oakland, etc).
- Pass a resolution declaring the Cubs the 1994 World Series Champions (with a some clever sabermetrics, we might be able to even prove it could have happened).
- Mandate all ballparks have the same on-field dimensions from plate to foul-poles and plate to center-field.
- Arm all umpires with side-arms to help expedite the flow and speed of the game.
How about "Incarcerate and waterboard the current commissioner." Firing is too good for him. [;)]