UNIVERSAL orders...

[Nikademus]

ORIGINAL: anarchyintheuk

I'll add:

- never push the red button
- apple juice and fried chicken go together in small amounts only
- don't wear a red shirt beaming down w/ Kirk

I can attest to the first. Been replaying the original System Shock after finally getting to work again on my PC. Quick plot info...your supposed to stop the bad guy from lasering the Earth to death. Well...having found the control room for it....but not yet being prepared to deal with it.....i couldn't resist the lure of a big RED BUTTON there. I pushed it.....and got a msg from the bad guy thanking me for having blown up the Earth for her. oops.

But......but it was a really BIG RED BUTTON!!!!!!

[BrucePowers]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: RUPD3658

ORIGINAL: anarchyintheuk

- don't wear a red shirt beaming down w/ Kirk

Case in point:

Holy Heck that is funny. Can you imagine the poor schlub...he tries out for the part....then he goes back to waiting tables sweating out the decision for two weeks....then...joy of joys, his agent calls with the wonderful news, "YOU GOT THE GIG!"....there is a round of drinks for all at some place on Sunset...a $400 bar tab..then he spends hours practicing his "Ensign look" in the mirror...he calls his family in Des Moines...leases a new BMW...and...on the day of days he reports to costume dept at NBC studios in Burbank...30 minutes early and pacing back and forth in excitement...the jaded costumer shakes his head and pulls out some notes, then heads into the back for a few minutes, only to return with a red shirt[:D][:D][:D]

Red shirt! Red Shirt! What do you mean red shirt. I just leased a new BMW! Ahhhhhhhhh......................!!!!!

[Nikademus]

i want this sign.......

curse the Next Generation for eliminating the Red Shirt!!!!!!

[wdolson]

ORIGINAL: DivePac88

And then there's Murphey's law.

Somebody sent me this the other day:

Murphy's Law of War

Bill

[BrucePowers]

Friends of mine have sent me that before. I think it's pretty accurate.

[undercovergeek]

ORIGINAL: RUPD3658

ORIGINAL: anarchyintheuk

- don't wear a red shirt beaming down w/ Kirk

Case in point:

whilst it did indeed make me laugh out loud - is this not the campest pic of our 4 heroes - particularly your man Kirk, who can only be described as mincing across that barren land

[Nikademus]

Thou shalt not take the Kirk in vain!

[:D]

[BrucePowers]

Shatner did a great job with Star Trek.

[BrucePowers]

And he is funnier than heck in Boston Legal[:D]

[undercovergeek]

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

Thou shalt not take the Kirk in vain!

[:D]

dont get me wrong - hes a kick ass space captain if ever there was one - but if im beaming down in my red jumper i dont want him and his band camping it up and looking like a very gay resevoir dogs take - no wonder the poor guy gets zapped

spocks even got a hand bag for gods sake!!

[Nikademus]

Does moving in with the GF unit equate to putting on the Red Shirt?

[:D]

[undercovergeek]

in a 'youre now beyond the help of your men and crew'? - yes

and everyone will see youre a red jumper wearer from the harried, weary look on your face, knowing beyond all hope - youre going to get zapped shortly

[Mynok]

ORIGINAL: undercovergeek
spocks even got a hand bag for gods sake!!

Well, Vulcans only worry about manliness every seven years or so....

[Nikademus]

what about Martians?

[Mynok]

Never. We are aliens.

[Nikademus]

sounds more like Eunichs. [;)]

[DivePac88]

Page two of the Living thread already, here's a question; how many Martians dose it take to change a light bulb? [;)]

[undercovergeek]

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

Does moving in with the GF unit equate to putting on the Red Shirt?

[:D]

and what the hell kind of amateur, school boy error is this weeks before the release of AE [:-]

[Nikademus]

actually i'm working on Year 3 with the GF. Most days feel like a Gold Shirt......but there are days when its definately Red Shirt. [:D]

[undercovergeek]

kirks mincing and youre riding ponies - theres a sinister feeling about the forum tonight (well tonight for me) its probably decidedly less sinister if its daylight wherever you are