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[mogami]

Hey really there are some quality posts in AOW from time to time.
That is where I post my musicals!!!


(from thread 'thanks for all the fish')
Last song the departing hero (Don't Cry for me Argentina-Evita )

I want to tell the people of this forum
I've decided I should decline
All the honors and titles you've pressed me to take
For I'm contented--let me simply go on
As the man who brings his people to the heart of
truth!

Don't cry for me ArtofWarforum
The truth is I shall not leave you
Though it may get harder
For you to see me
I'm Artofwarforum
And always will be

Have I said too much? There's nothing more I can think
of to say to you
But all you have to do is look at me to know that every
word is true


If I were King of the Forum (If I were King-Wizard of OZ)
If I were King of the Forum not queen, not duke, not prince.
My regal robes of the forum, would be satin, not cotton, not chintz.
I'd command each poster, be it friend or foe.
With a woof and a woof and a royal growl - woof.
As I'd click my heel, all the libies would kneel.
And the leftists bow and the commies kowtow.
And the masses would take wing - If I - If I - were King!
Each radical would show respect to me. The rightwing genuflect to me.
Though my tail would lash, I would show compash
For every underling!
If I - If I - were King!
Just King



Cockeyed Communist (Cockeyed Optimist-South Pacific)
When the sky is a bright canary yellow
I remember every cloud I've ever seen~
So they called me a cockeyed communist,
Immature and incurably green!

I go on to rant and rave and bellow
That we're done and we might as well be dead~
But I'm only a cockeyed communist,
And I can't get it into my head.

I fear the human race
Is falling on its face
And hasn't very far to go,
But ev'ry marxist hack
Is taken for a fact
And I'm just letting you all know!

I could say life is just a bowl of jello
And appear more intelligent and smart,
But I'm stuck, like a dope,
And with truth I've no hope,
And I can't get it to my head!
Not this head


I soon wil begin posting the 'Pirates of Penzance'
Modern Teenage Cyber punk (modern major General)

i am the ver m0del of a modarn reenage cybeprunk
i r3nt my 0wn apartment and it"sf ull of lecetorniC junk
i own a vaX0rr, 4 48^, i'v3 edven gor a pdp
i"ve finished mysT anD doom buti a/\/\ stump3d by wiNg commander i1i

im veryt well Aquainted too with matterz pornographica7
i have a lIst of imager s1tes,, boTh ovbarseas A|\|d national
so if oyu want to sre a picture odf that annaa nichoLe smith
i"ll fire uip My tar/\/\in47 nad fetch fro you a naUghty gif

i'mt ot4llku na anarchist, tejh gvoetrnment I'd lik to wrexOr, thOugh if thEy weret o getb lown up, who"d gv to me myw elfar chheque?????!!!!!???????????
in short if you n3ed aswaRs that concarn r 3l3ctornic junk,,
i a/\/\ teh \/ery m0L 0f a modewrn tee|\|age cyebrpukn

1 k|\|O weh anceint myths about rtm, p3ngo aNd mit|\|iX0r
i haX0R' 1nto computers a|\|d i then perfrom a cdrEdti cheX0r
1 scr a;l my non-hsX0r d00d3s swith talz of craX0t tehi\/ery
and e\/en thoguh im spouitng crap tehy'll 7isten and beleiv3 in me

ive learned t0 spot a treoll and i've seen Flame sabout tehw ay i spell,
ive tracEd bad7y forGed canceLss sand esen napalm poured on aol "
vie alughed at all the newbeis and their flauling creiz oF you all suX0r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~
i've been flAmed by carasso, with n4Nvil i have tHen beenm styruX0r

UVE HUNG AROUND IN ALT, tastleeSs and seen war wg3d on rec!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~ pets.. cats
i've spent my tmie inn talk!!!!!1~~~~~ biZarr3 and used tHoSe stoopid elay chats
in shrot, if u need answars th4t c0ncarn yor e7ectornic junk,
i am the cery modEl of a modarn teEn4G3 cybaRpunk

weLL postniGs li3k "makr, money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~ FAST',,I AM NOW VARY WARYAT,
I HAVEB E3NG LOBAL KILLFILED' BY THE JOEL FURR COMM1SSARIIAT,
WHEN REDAJMES POATS A LEENTHY rANT "BOUT YASSAR aRAFAT HE SWEAFS IA TRuE,
I KNO THAT HE IS JUDT ANOTHER SHRT l1ED KoOK WITHOUT 4 LCUe

when I ahve leasrnt waht progress has been mae upon eth intarnet,
when i kno wsomeThing More than jusr a smattering of netiquette,
in hsort when i can ahve A world-wid3 SoapBoX0r on which i ca|\| sTand
ive ot no time fro otehr thingz, liek beer amd trips to diSney7a|\|d

mny life 0utside t3h intarneet 1 svery very sad u sede
i cannot gEt my spots t0 fade, my siocial life"s a tragedy,
but still 1f you need answars that concern y0r er7ecteronic junk, i am the vary model of a moder nteenage cybarpunk/// HAX0R YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~



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[Goblin]

I see you have begun to drink heavily. Alas for Mogami.

Goblin-A Goblin is sympathetic

[mogami]

I've no time to drink. Alas the life of a genius is to be unrecoginized in his own time and land...(sob)

'Little Shop of Horrors' is to be reworked as "Little Horrid Forum"

The 'Ring Cycle" of Richard Wagner .......

[troopie]

Originally posted by Mogami
Hey really there are some quality posts in AOW from time to time.
<snippertjie>

I soon wil begin posting the 'Pirates of Penzance'
Modern Teenage Cyber punk (modern major General)

i am the ver m0del of a modarn reenage cybeprunk
i r3nt my 0wn apartment and it"sf ull of lecetorniC junk
i own a vaX0rr, 4 48^, i'v3 edven gor a pdp
i"ve finished mysT anD doom buti a/\/\ stump3d by wiNg commander i1i

im veryt well Aquainted too with matterz pornographica7
i have a lIst of imager s1tes,, boTh ovbarseas A|\|d national
so if oyu want to sre a picture odf that annaa nichoLe smith
i"ll fire uip My tar/\/\in47 nad fetch fro you a naUghty gif

i'mt ot4llku na anarchist, tejh gvoetrnment I'd lik to wrexOr, thOugh if thEy weret o getb lown up, who"d gv to me myw elfar chheque?????!!!!!???????????
in short if you n3ed aswaRs that concarn r 3l3ctornic junk,,
i a/\/\ teh \/ery m0L 0f a modewrn tee|\|age cyebrpukn

1 k|\|O weh anceint myths about rtm, p3ngo aNd mit|\|iX0r
i haX0R' 1nto computers a|\|d i then perfrom a cdrEdti cheX0r
1 scr a;l my non-hsX0r d00d3s swith talz of craX0t tehi\/ery
and e\/en thoguh im spouitng crap tehy'll 7isten and beleiv3 in me

ive learned t0 spot a treoll and i've seen Flame sabout tehw ay i spell,
ive tracEd bad7y forGed canceLss sand esen napalm poured on aol "
vie alughed at all the newbeis and their flauling creiz oF you all suX0r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~
i've been flAmed by carasso, with n4Nvil i have tHen beenm styruX0r

UVE HUNG AROUND IN ALT, tastleeSs and seen war wg3d on rec!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~ pets.. cats
i've spent my tmie inn talk!!!!!1~~~~~ biZarr3 and used tHoSe stoopid elay chats
in shrot, if u need answars th4t c0ncarn yor e7ectornic junk,
i am the cery modEl of a modarn teEn4G3 cybaRpunk

weLL postniGs li3k "makr, money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~ FAST',,I AM NOW VARY WARYAT,
I HAVEB E3NG LOBAL KILLFILED' BY THE JOEL FURR COMM1SSARIIAT,
WHEN REDAJMES POATS A LEENTHY rANT "BOUT YASSAR aRAFAT HE SWEAFS IA TRuE,
I KNO THAT HE IS JUDT ANOTHER SHRT l1ED KoOK WITHOUT 4 LCUe

when I ahve leasrnt waht progress has been mae upon eth intarnet,
when i kno wsomeThing More than jusr a smattering of netiquette,
in hsort when i can ahve A world-wid3 SoapBoX0r on which i ca|\| sTand
ive ot no time fro otehr thingz, liek beer amd trips to diSney7a|\|d

mny life 0utside t3h intarneet 1 svery very sad u sede
i cannot gEt my spots t0 fade, my siocial life"s a tragedy,
but still 1f you need answars that concern y0r er7ecteronic junk, i am the vary model of a moder nteenage cybarpunk/// HAX0R YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~



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I'd like to have that translated if I may. In hierdie cyberforum ons praat Engels of Afrikaans. Ek wet nie wat taal dat is nie.

I post my wargaming questions, combat tips and WW2 historical stuff here. AOW gets my casual political ramblings and speeches on beer and grilled fish.

troopie