Is there a doctor in the house?

[Sardaukar]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Knavey

Be careful of a PBEM game with him. He may try some back door tactics.

Not to make an ass of myself or anything, but I do appreciate you rectifying this issue for all of us. Penetrating and probing observations and wisdom, to be sure. Further ingress into this topic must be done slowly. [:'(]

Well, now that you are here, I suggest that Terminus and Bullwinkle could use a vet treatment. [:D]

[morganbj]

Chickenboy, you're going to be the butt of a lot of jokes, not that you've hit bottom. But I won't be one who does such a painful thing. I'm not anal about doctor humor. Besides, there's no Greeks in AE.

[Bullwinkle58]

ORIGINAL: Knavey

Be careful of a PBEM game with him. He may try some back door tactics.

In other words, an end run?

[Bullwinkle58]

ORIGINAL: Sardaukar

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Knavey

Be careful of a PBEM game with him. He may try some back door tactics.

Not to make an ass of myself or anything, but I do appreciate you rectifying this issue for all of us. Penetrating and probing observations and wisdom, to be sure. Further ingress into this topic must be done slowly. [:'(]

Well, now that you are here, I suggest that Terminus and Bullwinkle could use a vet treatment. [:D]

Back away, or the squirrel gets hurt!!![:)]

[DuckofTindalos]

ORIGINAL: Sardaukar

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Knavey

Be careful of a PBEM game with him. He may try some back door tactics.

Not to make an ass of myself or anything, but I do appreciate you rectifying this issue for all of us. Penetrating and probing observations and wisdom, to be sure. Further ingress into this topic must be done slowly. [:'(]

Well, now that you are here, I suggest that Terminus and Bullwinkle could use a vet treatment. [:D]

Nah-nah-nah-nah, nah-nah-nah-nah, heeeeeey, goodbye!

[Schanilec]

There is no stepping through this minefield. I find myself sitting with my back to the wall now.

[Grfin Zeppelin]

I realy have to leave this topic behind me.

[Bullwinkle58]

ORIGINAL: Gräfin Zeppelin

I realy have to leave this topic behind me.

How long before someone says:

1. "I'm here through Thursday."
2. "Tip your waitresses."
3. "Try the veal. It's excellent."

There, I said it.

(Probably a USA inside joke.)

[Insert rim shot here.]

[Grfin Zeppelin]

Get of your tush and stop that.

[Canoerebel]

ORIGINAL: Bullwinkle58
How long before someone says:

1. "I'm here through Thursday."
2. "Tip your waitresses."
3. "Try the veal. It's excellent."

There, I said it.

(Probably a USA inside joke.)

It may be a USA inside joke, but I don't get it.

Hope that doctor wasn't a fantail fanboy.

[Bullwinkle58]

ORIGINAL: Canoerebel

ORIGINAL: Bullwinkle58
How long before someone says:

1. "I'm here through Thursday."
2. "Tip your waitresses."
3. "Try the veal. It's excellent."

There, I said it.

(Probably a USA inside joke.)

It may be a USA inside joke, but I don't get it.

Every bad stand-up comedian's final lines as he is hooted off the stage. Done so frequently it's usually just abbreviated "Thanks! I'm here 'til Thursday."

[DOCUP]

Ok I have to add mine to this gutter thread.

Just make sure you don't feel both his hands on ur shoulders.

[Sardaukar]

ORIGINAL: DOCUP

Ok I have to add mine to this gutter thread.

Just make sure you don't feel both his hands on ur shoulders.

Or hear "Look, I can do this without hands..."

[DuckofTindalos]

[8|]

[Sardaukar]

I think we have now reached the gutter quite nicely...[:D]

[Coulsdon Eagle]

Just returned from a colonoscopy. Not the procedure I mind, just the two days prep!
 
Now, if I can just post the pictures...

[Schanilec]

Keeps you busy the night before.

[John Lansford]

A few weeks ago I had my physical, which of course included the "bend over and lean on the table" procedure.  My doctor didn't like what she discovered, so I was referred to a urologist for more tests.  After a biopsy and some more tests, they diagnosed me with early stage prostate cancer.  I'm scheduled for surgery in October to remove the prostate, and my urologist and everyone else says there shouldn't be any problems with the surgery or my recovery. 

Long story short, the tests can save your life, even if they may be uncomfortable or embarrassing.   My cancer was caught in time, and fortunately it's one of the really slow growing ones, but not all prostate cancers are.  Any man over the age of 45 should get tested, or earlier if there's a history of prostate cancer in your family.  Don't be afraid to get tested.

[USSAmerica]

We kid around a lot, but John is absolutely right, of course!

John, best of luck with your procedure and recovery!  [&o]

[Grfin Zeppelin]

ORIGINAL: John Lansford

A few weeks ago I had my physical, which of course included the "bend over and lean on the table" procedure.  My doctor didn't like what she discovered, so I was referred to a urologist for more tests.  After a biopsy and some more tests, they diagnosed me with early stage prostate cancer.  I'm scheduled for surgery in October to remove the prostate, and my urologist and everyone else says there shouldn't be any problems with the surgery or my recovery. 

Long story short, the tests can save your life, even if they may be uncomfortable or embarrassing.   My cancer was caught in time, and fortunately it's one of the really slow growing ones, but not all prostate cancers are.  Any man over the age of 45 should get tested, or earlier if there's a history of prostate cancer in your family.  Don't be afraid to get tested.

Holy cow [X(] Glad to hear it has been detected at an early stage. I realy wish you the best of luck with that op.