Breakfast

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: Aurelian

What? No BPB?

Warspite1

I have plenty of the BPB...but I seriously wouldn't recommend it Aurelian. If you have read previous threads - or are a devotee of the works of Ambrose - then you will know the reason why. I could fix you a regular PB sandwich if you like?

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: junk2drive

Is this a cheese shop?

Warspite1

Er no, its my family home. I was just being polite as I was going to the kitchen anyway.....

[Aurelian]

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: Aurelian

What? No BPB?

Warspite1

I have plenty of the BPB...but I seriously wouldn't recommend it Aurelian. If you have read previous threads - or are a devotee of the works of Ambrose - then you will know the reason why. I could fix you a regular PB sandwich if you like?

On an English muffin if you please. Thanks.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: warspite1
Er...did anyone say America has an obesity problem??[X(]

No. Because you never got me any food, dood. I've been waiting for something like 8 hours now-where are my Wheaties and banana, homey?

ETA: Hmmm...looks like I didn't put in my order after all. Make a special trip for me now, woncha, mate? Chip chip cheerio and all that?

ETA II: I see now that warspite1 brought me the freezing cold gravel that I mentioned earlier in the thread. An honest misunderstanding. I had to give up eating gravel, as I weighed too many stone. [:'(]

[Jamm]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Jamm

How about a cup of freezing cold gravel??

Pfft...we used to DREAM about getting cold gravel for breakfast. Used to be we'd have to cough up whatever we'd been able to lick from the road three days prior-that was our breakfast. Then we'd have a 25 hour day of hard labor before being whipped mercilessly to sleep.

Luxury,....

[goodwoodrw]

Aussies don't eat Marmite, we do Vegemite. And I want porridge.

[ilovestrategy]

I like the Aussie and European menu compared to the American. [:D]

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: BASB

Aussies don't eat Marmite, we do Vegemite. And I want porridge.

Warspite1

Two things BASB:

Firstly - the marmite was for sprior.

Secondly - do you not have manners where you come from? I don't care if you WANT porridge - without a please you'll get nothing at all. You've been a very naughty boy now go to your room and stay there until you've learned some manners.

[warspite1]

Well this wasn't my brightest idea was it? I have now fed the 5,000 and my kitchen is completely empty - good job i'd done the monthly food shop.

Trouble is, i'm now cleaned out and I haven't got the money for another food shop. I think I will need to ask zion777binod for some advice on getting a mortgage refinance [:(]

Guys next time - get your own #%^*ing breakfast.

[Orm]

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Well this wasn't my brightest idea was it? I have now fed the 5,000 and my kitchen is completely empty - good job i'd done the monthly food shop.

Trouble is, i'm now cleaned out and I haven't got the money for another food shop. I think I will need to ask zion777binod for some advice on getting a mortgage refinance [:(]

Guys next time - get your own #%^*ing breakfast.

I am truly sorry Warspite. Please do come over and I will make you a nice cup of tea.

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: Orm

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Well this wasn't my brightest idea was it? I have now fed the 5,000 and my kitchen is completely empty - good job i'd done the monthly food shop.

Trouble is, i'm now cleaned out and I haven't got the money for another food shop. I think I will need to ask zion777binod for some advice on getting a mortgage refinance [:(]

Guys next time - get your own #%^*ing breakfast.

I am truly sorry Warspite. Please do come over and I will make you a nice cup of tea.

Warspite1

Cheers Ormster - I will be landing at Arlanda in about 35 mins [:)]

[warspite1]

Oh and an Arlanda new page [:)]

[Orm]

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: Orm

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Well this wasn't my brightest idea was it? I have now fed the 5,000 and my kitchen is completely empty - good job i'd done the monthly food shop.

Trouble is, i'm now cleaned out and I haven't got the money for another food shop. I think I will need to ask zion777binod for some advice on getting a mortgage refinance [:(]

Guys next time - get your own #%^*ing breakfast.

I am truly sorry Warspite. Please do come over and I will make you a nice cup of tea.

Warspite1

Cheers Ormster - I will be landing at Arlanda in about 35 mins [:)]

I'll begin to brew the tea then. [:)]

[warspite1]

ORIGINAL: Orm

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: Orm



I am truly sorry Warspite. Please do come over and I will make you a nice cup of tea.

Warspite1

Cheers Ormster - I will be landing at Arlanda in about 35 mins [:)]

I'll begin to brew the tea then. [:)]

Warspite1

Wow - I can see your house from here!