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RE: OT: Why Matrix Shouldn't Hire Me

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But seriously . . . have any of you guys heard back? Or did those applications just go into a black hole, far beyond some distant world?
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Yes, parusski got a reply:

"Sorry, but we are not hiring dumbasses at this time. If we do you will be the first person we contact"
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RE: OT: Why Matrix Shouldn't Hire Me

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ORIGINAL: Anthropoid

But seriously . . . have any of you guys heard back? Or did those applications just go into a black hole, far beyond some distant world?

Oh, they hired me. I am now in charge of removing all bugs and other cretins from the forum. I do need some help with a certain member from Uttoxeter. I can't name him but he has as his forum name some lame-ass ship from a nation island off continental Europe. He also has a 1 at the end of his forum name. Those are all the clues I can give, but he must depart because he is a Dutchman.
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RE: OT: Why Matrix Shouldn't Hire Me

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ORIGINAL: parusski

ORIGINAL: Anthropoid

But seriously . . . have any of you guys heard back? Or did those applications just go into a black hole, far beyond some distant world?

Oh, they hired me. I am now in charge of removing all bugs and other cretins from the forum. I do need some help with a certain member from Uttoxeter. I can't name him but he has as his forum name some lame-ass ship from a nation island off continental Europe. He also has a 1 at the end of his forum name. Those are all the clues I can give, but he must depart because he is a Dutchman.
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RE: OT: Why Matrix Shouldn't Hire Me

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: parusski

ORIGINAL: Anthropoid

But seriously . . . have any of you guys heard back? Or did those applications just go into a black hole, far beyond some distant world?

Oh, they hired me. I am now in charge of removing all bugs and other cretins from the forum. I do need some help with a certain member from Uttoxeter. I can't name him but he has as his forum name some lame-ass ship from a nation island off continental Europe. He also has a 1 at the end of his forum name. Those are all the clues I can give, but he must depart because he is a Dutchman.
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Boohoo. I am so lame. Everyone, parusski is right. I must resign from this forum!!



Man, don't be so hard on yourself.
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RE: OT: Why Matrix Shouldn't Hire Me

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ORIGINAL: parusski

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: parusski




Oh, they hired me. I am now in charge of removing all bugs and other cretins from the forum. I do need some help with a certain member from Uttoxeter. I can't name him but he has as his forum name some lame-ass ship from a nation island off continental Europe. He also has a 1 at the end of his forum name. Those are all the clues I can give, but he must depart because he is a Dutchman.
warspite1

Boohoo. I am so lame. Everyone, parusski is right. I must resign from this forum!!

warspite1

Who dat?
Now Maitland, now's your time!

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Where did Anthropoid get a picture of me?
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Where did Anthropoid get a picture of me?

I was wondering the same thing Mo.
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The resemblance you note is likely a result of my also hailing from Mizzou [:D]
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Ill help....can I blow some thing up[X(]
ORIGINAL: parusski

ORIGINAL: Anthropoid

But seriously . . . have any of you guys heard back? Or did those applications just go into a black hole, far beyond some distant world?

Oh, they hired me. I am now in charge of removing all bugs and other cretins from the forum. I do need some help with a certain member from Uttoxeter. I can't name him but he has as his forum name some lame-ass ship from a nation island off continental Europe. He also has a 1 at the end of his forum name. Those are all the clues I can give, but he must depart because he is a Dutchman.
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We've had a lot of applications and are still working through them. Everyone will receive a reply though I know we've not sent them out yet! The reason we're recruiting is because we're overloaded and the problem is that makes it hard to find time to do the recruitment.... oh the irony.
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RE: OT: Why Matrix Shouldn't Hire Me

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ORIGINAL: Anthropoid

The resemblance you note is likely a result of my also hailing from Mizzou [:D]

Of course, what with all the incestuous inbreeding there, and in Arkansas. Oh and Iowa.
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