Beat This--OT

[Encircled]

Mine hates wargaming, hates my football team (thats real football for those across the pond) and watches the kind of stuff on TV that drives me from the room.

Love her to bits!

[Bullwinkle58]

ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart

...mine offered me the other half of her bagel and the rest of her coffee this morning...small things...

Mmmmmm. Coffee backwash. [:)]

[Dixie]

Mine puts up with me. [:D] Even though she hates football, war films and is mystified by my interest in most things mechanical.

[jeffk3510]

I would say you have a keeper.

Mine just bitches, complains, and nags..nothing too great.

[oldman45]

I am not sure I can top some of ya, but my fantasy goddess sat and painted hundreds of 15mm and 6mm troops when I was doing table top. Goes to gaming conventions, and watches war movies. Of course during the war movies she hits the pause button to ask why this or whats that. On top of all this, she is a pastry chef......

[Kwik E Mart]

ORIGINAL: Bullwinkle58

ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart

...mine offered me the other half of her bagel and the rest of her coffee this morning...small things...

Mmmmmm. Coffee backwash. [:)]

...hey looking gift horses in the mouth, and all that...[;)]

[Bullwinkle58]

ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart

ORIGINAL: Bullwinkle58

ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart

...mine offered me the other half of her bagel and the rest of her coffee this morning...small things...

Mmmmmm. Coffee backwash. [:)]

...hey looking gift horses in the mouth, and all that...[;)]

Maybe it was the horse what slipped ya the bagel? [:'(]

[1EyedJacks]

ORIGINAL: Encircled

Mine hates wargaming, hates my football team (thats real football for those across the pond) and watches the kind of stuff on TV that drives me from the room.

Love her to bits!

My wife is disinterested in war-gaming, enjoys watching my Cubs games with me, has no interest in my Chicago Bears (that's real football for those across the pond [:D]) and often watches the kind of drivel that drives me from the living room with the television in it.

Love her to bits!

[oldman45]

ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart

...mine offered me the other half of her bagel and the rest of her coffee this morning...small things...

Those little things in the marriage make it all the better.

[Justus2]

My wife puts up with my crazy habits, brings me dinner at my desk when I'm in the middle of a turn, even bought a mini-fridge for my office as a suprise while I was in Afghanistan. Although she kinda drew the line when I explained my plan for printing and mounting a full-size 9'x11' WITP map on the wall (did I mention that my 'office' is also our bedroom?).

I did mount a 2'x3' version on a magnetic whiteboard, though [;)]

[LST Express]

My wife has been putting up with my bad habits for 35 years and that pretty much trumps most everything I've read here.

[erstad]

Since I am not a morning person, my wife gets up and makes coffee for my thermos every morning. She even pre-treats the thermos with boiling water so it stays hot all day.

And she is not a coffee drinker herself.

[Cap Mandrake]

These are some amazing heartwarming stories of togetherness and pehaps even love but nobody has mentioned...well...you know.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

These are some amazing heartwarming stories of togetherness and pehaps even love but nobody has mentioned...well...you know.

You're right. Lead the way, Cap'n. [:)]

[geofflambert]

Mandrake doesn't have the dicotyledons to do that, so I guess I'll have to start. Mine gives me the best stimulation any gorn has ever had, but I have to keep the bicycle pump handy, or things get rather flaccid.[:(]

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

Mandrake doesn't have the dicotyledons to do that, so I guess I'll have to start. Mine gives me the best stimulation any gorn has ever had, but I have to keep the bicycle pump handy, or things get rather flaccid.[:(]

Isn't that just a function of being 437 in Gorn years?

[nashvillen]

So, I guess he uses a little green pill instead?

[mussey]

Mussbu babette still begs DVD re-runs of Ken Burn's 'Civil War' or PBS's 'Liberty", gets a kick out of Joseph Plumb Martin. Of course, I cannot turn her down...

[geofflambert]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

Mandrake doesn't have the dicotyledons to do that, so I guess I'll have to start. Mine gives me the best stimulation any gorn has ever had, but I have to keep the bicycle pump handy, or things get rather flaccid.[:(]

Isn't that just a function of being 437 in Gorn years?

I should warn you that regardless of how many gorn years we have under our belts, we are all very sensitive and naive when it comes to subjects such as I believe you are referring to. What ever the case, I am sure I would refuse the advances of one such as yourself. Do not test me (oh, do) as I might react in ways you might expect.

I am sure I haven't instructed each of you in the science of gorn procreation. While we would all like to have another gorn to accomplish the "dirty deed" with, this is not always possible. To your horror, I must advise you that every one of us gorns are hermaphroditic. We are capable of spawning huge numbers of little gorns, all on our lonesome. I'm pretty sure I didn't tell you that our male appendices are located on the tip of our left thumbs (except in my case, I am right (pawed, clawed, handed; oh whatever). Now being hermaphroditic, we are not required to be mated with another gorn, we merely stick our thumbs up (Oh, at this point I'm going to have to censor this) our ... I know, lots of you have very funny jokes about me; I can't wait to hear them. However, I can imagine a lot of worse things to have up my kazoo than my own thumb. Go figure it out.

[Chickenboy]

I'd always wished that my male 'appendices' were on the tip of my finger, whilest potential female mates had theirs on their shoulders. That way, when I tapped someone on the shoulder and said "hey lady", they would be none the wiser at providing me intimate pleasure.

You gorn are well on the way to a state of enlightened being. Or cheap jollies. Or both.