Belisarius meets the Americans!

[Belisarius]

Originally posted by M4 Jess
Bite me Doom

I still have time...and B-sissy got lucki

Who's you calling "B-sissy", Mr. Spontaneous Combustion there? :p

[Don Doom]

Originally posted by Belisarius


Who's you calling "B-sissy", Mr. Spontaneous Combustion there? :p

ya you know, BANG BANG, look a weinie roast!

[M4Jess]

so...wheres the turn??

[Don Doom]

I am still waiting for my turn! As you know M4 he is going to win every time!

[Belisarius]

Originally posted by M4 Jess
so...wheres the turn??

Check your inbox

Sorry, was busy socializing with friends last night.

[Belisarius]

Got a sneak peek over the better part of the battlefield, but nothing resembling a tin can soon to catch fire was seen, so I slowly slid back into the deep forest... :p

[M4Jess]

Game two!

I blew my smoke dispencer!:eek: chit!:mad:

Tiger hunting!!!!:mad:

[Belisarius]

Wahahah, the suspense is broken by lots of smoke grenades going off! Jess is like a nervous boy at prom night, heheheh :p

I'm perched on top of a ridge, looking for something olive green to stick out its nose. Now, what kind of lure should I use for fishing Shermans? I hear they fear cats, tho'....

[M4Jess]

here kitty kitty....come out and play....

[Belisarius]

No sight of 'im yet, but something sure stinks in the woods. He's near.

[M4Jess]

:p

daddys home:rolleyes:

[M4Jess]

ut oh! I shot 4 times! 1 hit...no kills...if (when) B-man rallies...I just might be dead!:(

[Belisarius]

Whaddya mean "might" be dead? Might?! Heheh you get only one chance against a Tiger. Those 4 shots scared the crew all the way up to Suppression:10 ..heheh.. they just shrug it off!

And here, I bring you a poem: "Death by a Tiger":

Tiger IE firing at M4A3E8 HVSS at a range of 24 hexes, ~using 88mm KwK36 L56~Hit Chance 49 percent

AP shell hit

pen = 275, base = 137
PRM = 1.07, HorAspect = 0.00, VerAspect = 43.00, BPF = 1.65
Temp1 = 1.00, Temp2 = 0.73, Temp3 = 0.75, Temp4 = 0.71
GeoArm = 116.22, BalArm = 144.92

~M4A3E8 HVSS is hit, FRONT HULL hit by 88mm KwK36 L56, using AP ammo, ~Pen 147, Armor 144,

M4A3E8 HVSS DESTROYED


*ding ding* round 3! *ding ding*

[M4Jess]

good...

I feel better now that B-sis has a nice handicap...

but now the gloves are off;)



M4 roll'n on!

[Belisarius]

Third's the charm, they say

On the road again, I see a nice hill and aim for the top.

[M4Jess]

Tiger hunting....as you know im down 0-2 so I must win this round:mad:

[Belisarius]

Heheh I think you picked the wrong kind of weapon for that, Jess.

Quite the shepherd, letting a M4 Lamb run free when there's Tigers around... :rolleyes:

[M4Jess]

Shoot out!!!:mad:

No hits!!!! either side

I hide B-sis will come now!!

[Belisarius]

Oh my, he flanked me. Big deal, the Easy 8 is such a heap o'junk anyway, it didn't even scare the crew. :p Since he popped every smoke canister he had trying to hide, I couldn't just fire back... :rolleyes:

So I took a *wide* right turn atop the hillcrest, and guess what I see through the smoke... tee hee hee.. he's doomed! :p

Tiger IE firing at M4A3E8 HVSS at a range of 15 hexes, ~using 88mm KwK36 L56~Hit Chance 21 percent
AP shell hit
pen = 293, base = 146
PRM = 0.94, HorAspect = 70.00, VerAspect = -3.57, BPF = 1.13
Temp1 = 0.34, Temp2 = 1.00, Temp3 = 1.22, Temp4 = 0.37
GeoArm = 61.51, BalArm = 61.79
~M4A3E8 HVSS is hit, TOP hit by 88mm KwK36 L56, using AP ammo, ~Pen 138, Armor 61, M4A3E8 HVSS DESTROYED

Guess it settles it then! Tiger chew up Easy 8 in three straight games! Now, WHO'S YOUR TANK DADDY!?!? :p

Thanks Jess, good game! Deathmatch is something to consider for all. There's no limits to what you can do with SP:WAW, hehe.

[M4Jess]

Hats off to Belisarius!:D

it was a lotta fun...quick death he can deal out for sure...next time I might even try:rolleyes:

:p

Much fun indeed!

M4 Jess~dead again:mad: