The Allies warm up for the Sissies!

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Mon Dec 09, 2002 3:42 am

You obviously did not click on that Jumbo first. That tank was labeled 'Gob in a Jumbo'. You blew my tank to crap!!:mad:

Do I take it personal? NO. Of course, you haven't machinegunned the crew, which is good.....

Can you say (sorry my friend), SUCKER!! Ambush!!:eek: I lost 1 Chaffee to get, now listen up.... 3 StuGIV's, a Tiger, and TWO JAGDTIGERS!!! You went for my Ranger bait, and the trap sprung!:eek: German radios was filled with "Where the....?, Mein Gott!, How...?, and Mother!".

Jess! I beg thee to surrender now! And DON'T MG that crew....

Goblin

Don Doom · Post by **Don Doom** » Mon Dec 09, 2002 4:07 am

Do It, Do It. They deseve to die!!!

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Mon Dec 09, 2002 4:09 am

I am starting to understand the 'Doom' part of the name....

Goblin

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 2:06 am

Originally posted by Goblin
You obviously did not click on that Jumbo first. That tank was labeled 'Gob in a Jumbo'. You blew my tank to crap!!:mad: Do I take it personal? NO. Of course, you haven't machinegunned the crew, which is good.....

Can you say (sorry my friend), SUCKER!! Ambush!!:eek: I lost 1 Chaffee to get, now listen up.... 3 StuGIV's, a Tiger, and TWO JAGDTIGERS!!! You went for my Ranger bait, and the trap sprung!:eek: German radios was filled with "Where the....?, Mein Gott!, How...?, and Mother!".

Jess! I beg thee to surrender now! And DON'T MG that crew....

Goblin

and they ask me why I drink

Ill be home later.....I hate work...and Goblins....( well not Goblins )

Belisarius · Post by **Belisarius** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 2:11 am

Originally posted by M4 Jess

and they ask me why I drink

Ill be home later.....I hate work...and Goblins....( well not Goblins )

So that's where you're hiding!

Last I heard lots of cries from the Stalingrad front about needs of new orders issued. Not that it'll make a difference in the end, but anyway.

(I'm sorry for OT'ing all threads today, but I'm kinda restless)

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 4:18 am

Originally posted by Goblin
You obviously did not click on that Jumbo first. That tank was labeled 'Gob in a Jumbo'. You blew my tank to crap!!:mad: Do I take it personal? NO. Of course, you haven't machinegunned the crew, which is good.....

Can you say (sorry my friend), SUCKER!! Ambush!!:eek: I lost 1 Chaffee to get, now listen up.... 3 StuGIV's, a Tiger, and TWO JAGDTIGERS!!! You went for my Ranger bait, and the trap sprung!:eek: German radios was filled with "Where the....?, Mein Gott!, How...?, and Mother!".

Jess! I beg thee to surrender now! And DON'T MG that crew....

Goblin

I have to hand it to Goblin...well done sir! But the battle is far from over..I have more...But I must remember you are driving around in the best ****'n tank of the war! I never really play the Germans and now you know why...I think you should convert! then we could take over the world! BuuuuuuAwwwwwHaaaHaaa <--evil laugh:mad:

I think he might be trying to run a platoon of wildcats ("cats") around the north....BuuuuuuAwwwwwHaaaHaaa <--evil laugh:mad: ...but I wont let them.....

(Between me and you...you the readers...I think the JgTiger is really cool, thats why I have 6 more)

tis fun my friend! BuuuuuuAwwwwwHaaaHaaa <--evil laugh

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 4:57 am

Jess!! Why are you doing this to me?!?!

I killed a StuGIV. But, I had to, HAD TO, kill a Tiger! Why, oh, why?!?:(

Your infantry suffered by Ranger hands! Ranger's are buttkickers, and mine are tougher than most!

Jess is pushing the bottom middle hard!!:mad: Smoke and battle (mostly smoke!). StuGIV's everywhere there!

Go back, Jess! It hurts to shoot my Tigers!:(

Battle!!

Goblin

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 6:27 am

as he saiD...."BATTLE":mad:

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 6:54 am

Wowza! On his turn there was a heck of alot of rifle play going on. The only thing I did on my turn was put my own 'Cats' (Hellcats) into action. This is for our missing comrade, hellcat.

I killed three StuGIV's, and knocked the main gun off a fourth. This will take some heat of my beseiged Rangers there. They recieved all that rifle fire, plus MG and cannon fire from those four StuG's on Jess's turn.

At least I didn't have to kill no kitties...

Jess! Surprise coming up! Surrender, my friend! We will concentrate on the sissies!

Goblin

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 9:03 am

Gob..... we have been called out...BTW

turn comming................

Capt. Pixel · Post by **Capt. Pixel** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 11:17 am

Originally posted by M4 Jess
Gob..... we have been called out...BTW

Hehehehehe

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 4:21 am

mommy:(

and thats all I have to say:(

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 5:22 am

I found a group of FIVE StuGIV's! Yikes! One died, the others live.

All along the American lines, the call goes out... CHARGE!!! The Rangers fix bayonets, and surge forward! US tankers rev their machines, and pray they don't see any enemy tanks!:p

Here I come, Jesster...

Goblin

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 5:25 am

Cool....my turn now:mad:

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Thu Dec 12, 2002 3:49 am

I should have stayed in bed...

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Thu Dec 12, 2002 6:10 am

I cleared the nest of StuGIV's by swarming them with Rangers, 3 Shermans, 1 Jumbo, and 10 Chaffees. I lost a Hellcat and a Chaffee, and have several wounded tanks. My boys are cutting his infantry to ribbons, but they shoot back, and wound some armored vehicles with rifle grenades (its that close-in). He has some more StuGIV's up north, but I have not seen them active for awhile.

Goblin

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Thu Dec 12, 2002 7:17 am

10 Chaffees....

I talked to Jenny tonight...

She told me to get out of the turret....I did....

Well now..Jenny dont like no German tank "feels funkie"...and she went to school with a couple of those boys charging down on her....

she orders the troops forward...they move...all the time watching their new leader..she glows with her battle face:mad: and a memory of a small slimey,greeny,thing that hurt her daddy...

Mr. Gobrum! Jenny is on ur-A$$**!!!:mad:

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Thu Dec 12, 2002 7:43 am

I lost several tanks to infantry and StuG's this round.

I spotted PzIIIM's! I engaged and killed one, but the others live. I killed one StuGIV. I lost two or three Hellcats.

Jenny will pay! Go home, Jenny, send daddy out to play!:mad:

Goblin:mad:

M4Jess · Post by **M4Jess** » Thu Dec 12, 2002 8:18 am

Originally posted by Goblin
I lost several tanks to infantry and StuG's this round. I spotted PzIIIM's! I engaged and killed one, but the others live. I killed one StuGIV. I lost two or three Hellcats. Jenny will pay! Go home, Jenny, send daddy out to play!:mad:

Goblin:mad:

Mr.Gobslum..I called my daddy....I did not know this was a warm up! he told me to take it easy on you...ok...

Now who is Mr. Bell (is he a church going man?) does he go Ding Dong?

And what kind of name is Mr. Don Doom? is he a bullie? My daddy always told me that bullies are sissys......is that true? is Mr. Doom a sissy?

anyways...I killed lots of your stuff..until I called daddy...

Easy8 · Post by **Easy8** » Thu Dec 12, 2002 8:56 am

LOL:D

Good to see you guys back at it. Are you snowed in up there? Nothing like a "friendly" battle to warm things up!

Thing is you got me confused, Jess drivin' katzes and Goblin in M4's???
I don't know who to root for.
I would usually pull for Jess (us old farts gotta stick together), but I ALWAYS bet on BillyBobBadAss Easy 8's.

Easy sez "Kill'em all and let the Man upstairs sort it out."