Hawk Pummeled Again?

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Tue Dec 24, 2002 9:18 am

Your FO certainly thought so. He close assaulted a tank... and failed. I MGed the team, killed one, and drove them back... Unusual skirmish line, Hawk...

:p

Turn is in your mail.

Now I gotta smack the newbie back into his place...

Goblin

Hawk · Post by **Hawk** » Tue Dec 24, 2002 9:39 am

My Fo was out picking Daisy's and forgot there was a War on...........It wont happen again. Hey Goblin does Uncle Sam know your wasting all his SHELLS on empty fields....

My men liked the light show now it will be your turn to look to the sky and kiss your butts good bye:D

Turn sent to you

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Tue Dec 24, 2002 9:54 am

Lol, glitch again. Your bombardment hit all of your top left corner of YOUR side of the map. The very top left few hexes. Oooooo, we're soooo scared.... LMAO... I suggest you replot the arty to have some effect...

A Tiger very seriously abused a Tour Guide jeep with an 88mm HE round. You are going to get a bill for that one Mr Meany.

It also gave me something to fire all that arty at....

That dam FO assaulted the same tank again, failed again, and LIVED.... AGAIN....

Daisies make you tough, I guess. Naw, then the Sissies would be monsters!:D

Goblin

Hawk · Post by **Hawk** » Tue Dec 24, 2002 4:21 pm

Well my pooor.... Gallant FO is dead

he put up a good fight but was brutally gunned down by the Americans. In the BACK might i add

Goblin is starting to show his hand.... he captured a road junction in front of my house.....no bother i will take it back once the coast is clear. It appears the Silly American has spent all his money on heavy Artillery

......But it's only worth it if you hit somthing...... Keep trying Goblin.......Oh yeah......the Surrender button is F9 if you forgot

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Tue Dec 24, 2002 9:05 pm

I spent only 10% on artillery. They are 81mm mortars, and 105mm howitzers (on boards). If you think that's heavy, wait until you sit under a 155 or 8" bombardment.....

Goblin

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Tue Dec 24, 2002 9:19 pm

Well, seems that my friend Hawk is a bit of a bully. A Tiger IH versus a Stuart. Hmmm. Jess will be happy to know that it shrugged off the 88mm round and calmly turned around and left, with the commander flipping the bird out of the hatch...

Elsewhere, my scouting units in the center have been put under machinegun fire from the southern area. They had no choice but to seek cover (see? bully!).

Last chance for you to F9, buddy. It's Christmas and all, so I am feeling pretty compassionate.....

Goblin

Hawk · Post by **Hawk** » Tue Dec 24, 2002 9:48 pm

Well...Welll...Well My scouts report a sizeable force of M3A1 Stuarts to my Center .......What to do

...Oh i know what to do....Crush them

Down kitty DOWN !!! Not yet.....patience is a Virtue.
Boy do the Americans like Smoke ! ORRRRR...are they sending Smoke Signals? I heard they have Native Americans

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Tue Dec 24, 2002 9:55 pm

ITS AN OUTRAGE!!!!

An innocent battlefield tour group tops a rise... We hear someone yell "Enemy Recon!" in German! The tour group looks around, thinking they will see some reenactment or something.... It was messy. 88's scatter tour group parts everywhere...

You will pay!!:mad:

Goblin

Hawk · Post by **Hawk** » Tue Dec 24, 2002 10:13 pm

Sooo.....the Americans think they can just walk in on the Right side without anyone saying HELLO. My men saw the aledge Tour group and bid them a "Good Day".
Things are starting to heat up.

The Americans are probing my Center and Right side.......Both Times replused:D .....
Hmmm.... my left is pretty quiet huh Goblin;)

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Tue Dec 24, 2002 10:25 pm

I lost a Stuart in the center to a PzIVg. Other areas went pretty quietly...

Oh, I almost forgot.... Surprise!

Goblin

Hawk · Post by **Hawk** » Tue Dec 24, 2002 10:43 pm

Whasss is Dassss? Paratroppen!!!!!
The feeble Americans think they can drop in on the party!!!!!! Well You are Mistaken!!!!:mad: They are soooo confused that they are bombing their own Troops

So now it Para VS Para huh Goblin:D
P.S im going to the party now so this is my last round for a while Sorry Bro

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Tue Dec 24, 2002 11:07 pm

Paratroops?!? What the?!?.... Let me check my manifest... those were supposed to be leaflets promoting goodwill... Dam it!! You're right. It says right here: '82nd Airborne Infantry'. Son-of-a! We will try to do better next time. Dam army beaurocracy.

Hawk! That hurts! You made me kill a Tiger (bazooka team flank shot).

You made me kill a PzIVg (Stuart 37mm flank shot)

You made me kill an 88 (crapload of everything).

Make the killing stop. Make it stop. F9 it.

Goblin

Don Doom · Post by **Don Doom** » Wed Dec 25, 2002 3:16 am

Go Hawk, make him wish he had never challaged you!:D

Hawk · Post by **Hawk** » Thu Dec 26, 2002 7:07 am

Yes we lost a Tiger and......88mmGun.and
PzIVg....but at what price you ignorant American? How many boys are going home in a pine BOX cause of your John Wayne Heroics? I hope you can Sleep at night:mad:

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Thu Dec 26, 2002 7:49 am

Wow! Brutal 50m firefights! I had an enemy MG42 cut down around ten men before we took it out, and another one, supported by FJ's, brutalized a couple of engineer squads! It still lives, after the last squad that went near it took 5 casualties in a burst! These FJ's are tough...

Four on one, M4A3's versus a Tiger. The Tiger is, for some unknown reason, facing away from the battle!! Lots of useless hits against hull and turret, and it lives yet. Range? 2-4 hexes!! I put up a wall of smoke to cover my boys!

Die! Die! Die!

Goblin:mad:

Hawk · Post by **Hawk** » Thu Dec 26, 2002 8:11 am

You see my American Friend four of your Tanks cannot knock out my Tiger!!!:p M4's my butt

There are sooooo...many dents in the armor that i think we'll stick around like zit on you Face

. My men maybe Rattled but don't count us out yet

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Thu Dec 26, 2002 8:44 am

After a hail of 60mm and 81mm mortar rounds, 60 US Airborne troops storm out of the woodline! 50 meters ahead lies the enemy! Elite Fallschirmjagers. 30 or so wait, cringing under the barrage. As the shells cease, they are overwhelmed before they can react! Small arms fire fills the night, as the sharp POP! of grenades mixes in. A squad manages to get a TOP bazooka hit on a Tiger, killing it. An M4 Flame tank enters the fray!! My forces have linked. He incinerates that MG and FJ squad supporting it.

Elsewhere, those M4's manage to take down the Tiger with no casualties, but find a PzIV, and lose two trying to engage it!

A Stuart attempting to flank it is also gunned down! I think the Kraut tanker is going for Ace.

No sign of enemy reinforcements...

Goblin

Hawk · Post by **Hawk** » Thu Dec 26, 2002 9:03 am

Well my gallant German fighting men are not retreating we are looking to attack in a different direction!!! Thats all Gob.
You have to respect the fine workmanship of the German Tank. Even if the SS are driving them:p
We are taking big casulties but in the end it's all a delaying action now isn't it

Goblin · Post by **Goblin** » Thu Dec 26, 2002 9:24 am

Ouch. One of my M4's found an 88mm ATG. Enuff said.

I managed to knock the gun off a PzIVh, then bail its crew, but its Tiger escort is proving tougher. I am in a 100m duel with it, using an M10. I popped smoke after failing to kill it (of course!).

My airborne are sweeping forward unapposed.

In the south, my engineers have been stalemated behind smoke for quite awhile. They have finally managed to dislodge the FJ unit that was pinning them (can you say 'flamethrower'?:D ).

Hawk is putting up a dam fine fight. He is making mistakes mainly on game-related rules, not tactics. Once he gets used to the system, he will be dangerous...

We're not gonna hold hands because of a compliment, Hawk! So now you die!:mad:

Goblin

Hawk · Post by **Hawk** » Thu Dec 26, 2002 4:22 pm

Ok....Goblin i just talked to my men and they said "NUTS" to any thought of surrender sorry BRO>:D ...I'm really going to study up on the old Artillery

...I find that is my weakness right now....and your killing me with all yours:mad: ..........I also have to learn the use of smoke.....But other then that i will strive to defeat you!!!!!!!!

Hawk Pummeled Again?

Ouch

Dam Art Gilitch

Hmmmmm.....

LOMAO

What The!!!!!!

Make him pay!!

Ouch

YES!!

Medals we dont need your stinking Medals

Well Thankyou