Going under the knife (Laser)!

[Noodleboy]

Sorry, didn't read the thread in time to wish you good luck but glad to hear it all went well!

[Bernie]

I'm glad to hear all went well Mike! Sorry I missed the thread before you went in, but it's good to have you back. I just hope this all has nothing to do with the menu for the lunch Jess owes me.... :p

Also, oddly enough, this just appeared in my e-mail today and is semi-related:

Ponder these facts!

Think about this:

a. The number of physicians in the US is 700,000.

b. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year
is 120,000.

c. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (US
Dept. of Health & Human Services)

Then think about this:

a. The number of gun owners in the US is
80,000,000.

b. The number of accidental gun deaths per year
(all age groups) is 1,500.

c. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner
is .0000188.

Statistically, doctors are approx 9,000 times more
dangerous than gun owners.

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE
HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.
We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand.

[Supervisor]

Thanks Bernie I was felling better, I'm now second guessing my sugical consult on the 18th, to cure my sleep aepnia (UP3), no rest for the weary.:p

[M4Jess]

Originally posted by gmenfan
Thanks Bernie I was felling better, I'm now second guessing my sugical consult on the 18th, to cure my sleep aepnia (UP3), no rest for the weary.:p

Sounds like you are ready t drive a M4!

Welcome home!

[Supervisor]

Jess it was my discharge test, if I could drive a Jumbo around the parking lot without blowing chunks after eating hospital food or additional abdominal discomfort and blow up Kats charging the gates (4 for 4 at 700 yds) while the CO is chewing you up in little pieces for taking that day off, I was cleared to be released home. Isn't this the same test all GI's get after surgery????? Huh, maybe I just got lucky, I wonder what they do if you get a lobotomy?????:D :p

[Goblin]

Originally posted by gmenfan
... I wonder what they do if you get a lobotomy?????:D :p

They let you be an M4 driver...:p

Goblin

[Supervisor]

Ouch, I've got a pain in my side, that smarts.

[Orzel Bialy]

there is almost nothing better than a Goblin One Liner!

[Supervisor]

Maybe two liners, they are just as entertaining.:p

[Goblin]

Mike made it too easy that time. That was like shooting fish in a bucket, or M4's on a battlefield...

Goblin;)

[M4Jess]

dont make me kill you people

[Don Doom]

Originally posted by M4 Jess


dont make me kill you people

Oh and how do you plan to do that?? By showing up for battle with a ronson lighter while everyone else is driving a Kitty?? I know I would die of laughter while you charge shooting off your pea shooter!!:p

[Bernie]

Originally posted by M4 Jess


dont make me kill you people

WHEW! If you hadn't been saying that from the turret of an M4 I might actually have gotten a little worried!

[John David]

Hey Gmenfan,

Haven't posted in over a year, but just had to say that I'm glad all is well and you are getting back on your feet.

You have been a real help to me and many others in the past and I just wanted to give you a big thumbs up!

Stay well my friend!

John

[Huffy]

Glad your up and around...and getting better.
Take care....
Huffy

[Wild Bill]

I just caught this post, Mike! I hope you are well and receiving lots of TLC. We definitely want to keep this good man around for a loooooong time!

Wild Bill

[Supervisor]

Thanks again to all, I feeling much better so far. I'm back at work causing Kaos, barking orders and giving grief to all those deserving of it. I don't feel like I missed a beat.

[Wild Bill]

Oh, back to normal. That is good :p