M4 Jess wrote:I got my 1st responce!
man that woman fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down...
I know I know.........
See what she thinks about being painted OD with one white star. She may remind you of your first love.
M4 Jess is gonna join a on-line dating service!!!
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But if she smells of gasoline she would remind him of your first love right?Buzzard45 wrote:See what she thinks about being painted OD with one white star. She may remind you of your first love.
Yes I am insane, I share my mind with a cat.
No I do not want to go to bed with you, so quit asking.
My idea of a relaxing morning is driving over my Fiancée's new boyfriend with an M1A2, but not because I'm jealous (it's because he's an absolute prick)
No I do not want to go to bed with you, so quit asking.
My idea of a relaxing morning is driving over my Fiancée's new boyfriend with an M1A2, but not because I'm jealous (it's because he's an absolute prick)
Wonder what she is writing in her forumM4 Jess wrote:I got my 1st responce!
man that woman fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down...
I know I know.........
Seriously though, on the battlefield of love as in our beloved game, tactics mean more than hardware. It's all a question of unexpected moves and timing of attack
i know, having scored a decisive victory two years ago (after a few marginal losses admittedly, but still...)Good Luck!
Spenser
I bet you do. Personally I prefer one that doesn't smell like a deathtrap. Hence why I'm never going to ask out Kim, she stinks of cigarette smoke constantly.Buzzard45 wrote:Being a carrion eater, I don't much go for that perfume stuff. I like mine WELL ripened.
Two weeks dead is about right. It'll remind me of my first wife.
Yes I am insane, I share my mind with a cat.
No I do not want to go to bed with you, so quit asking.
My idea of a relaxing morning is driving over my Fiancée's new boyfriend with an M1A2, but not because I'm jealous (it's because he's an absolute prick)
No I do not want to go to bed with you, so quit asking.
My idea of a relaxing morning is driving over my Fiancée's new boyfriend with an M1A2, but not because I'm jealous (it's because he's an absolute prick)
Inquiring Minds want to know.
Jess, where are you?
Let's have an update. All this waiting and wondering is keeping me a wake.
Try this, get a bud to take a picture of you in crowd at a baseball game. Post it in your profile. Get the babes to guess which one you are. Let them have their fantasies. Keep the Mystery up. It'll kill them to know. The more they converse the closer they'll get and you can weed out the ones you don't want.
Its called marketing. It reverses the tables. You become the buyer, they are the sellers. Be sure to pinch a few tomatoes before they go in the cart.
Let's have an update. All this waiting and wondering is keeping me a wake.
Try this, get a bud to take a picture of you in crowd at a baseball game. Post it in your profile. Get the babes to guess which one you are. Let them have their fantasies. Keep the Mystery up. It'll kill them to know. The more they converse the closer they'll get and you can weed out the ones you don't want.
Its called marketing. It reverses the tables. You become the buyer, they are the sellers. Be sure to pinch a few tomatoes before they go in the cart.
" Look alive!! Here comes a Buzzard"POGO
Many dating services and web sites do not allow group photos, unless you have at least one photo included of you alone.Buzzard45 wrote:Jess, where are you?
Let's have an update. All this waiting and wondering is keeping me a wake.
Try this, get a bud to take a picture of you in crowd at a baseball game. Post it in your profile. Get the babes to guess which one you are. Let them have their fantasies. Keep the Mystery up. It'll kill them to know. The more they converse the closer they'll get and you can weed out the ones you don't want.
Its called marketing. It reverses the tables. You become the buyer, they are the sellers. Be sure to pinch a few tomatoes before they go in the cart.
What, me worry?
I guess I wasn't the first to have that idea.Bernie wrote:Many dating services and web sites do not allow group photos, unless you have at least one photo included of you alone.
Jess is strangely silent.
Maybe they are still having breakfast. Or he did the Coyote chew and only has one arm, leaving the other still under her head.
:rolleyes: " Look alive!! Here comes a Buzzard"POGO
Oh well if the Sherman nut can get a girl, maybe there is hope for me yet.
Yes I am insane, I share my mind with a cat.
No I do not want to go to bed with you, so quit asking.
My idea of a relaxing morning is driving over my Fiancée's new boyfriend with an M1A2, but not because I'm jealous (it's because he's an absolute prick)
No I do not want to go to bed with you, so quit asking.
My idea of a relaxing morning is driving over my Fiancée's new boyfriend with an M1A2, but not because I'm jealous (it's because he's an absolute prick)
Don't chortle too readily, or I might pay Buzzard to tie you onto his fuel tank the next time he takes his army into the field. 
Yes I am insane, I share my mind with a cat.
No I do not want to go to bed with you, so quit asking.
My idea of a relaxing morning is driving over my Fiancée's new boyfriend with an M1A2, but not because I'm jealous (it's because he's an absolute prick)
No I do not want to go to bed with you, so quit asking.
My idea of a relaxing morning is driving over my Fiancée's new boyfriend with an M1A2, but not because I'm jealous (it's because he's an absolute prick)
He shoots...
He scores!
And I didn't even need a dating service to find her.
He scores!
And I didn't even need a dating service to find her.
Yes I am insane, I share my mind with a cat.
No I do not want to go to bed with you, so quit asking.
My idea of a relaxing morning is driving over my Fiancée's new boyfriend with an M1A2, but not because I'm jealous (it's because he's an absolute prick)
No I do not want to go to bed with you, so quit asking.
My idea of a relaxing morning is driving over my Fiancée's new boyfriend with an M1A2, but not because I'm jealous (it's because he's an absolute prick)
Uh oh! Wait a minute... there's a flag on the play!Silencer wrote:He shoots...
He scores!
And I didn't even need a dating service to find her.
Let's hear what the ref says...
"Illegal Procedure... Shooting before scoring... The date is awarded a free penalty kick"
Ouch! That's gotta hurt!
What, me worry?
She's had it already. Came down sick with the flu yesterday. 
Yes I am insane, I share my mind with a cat.
No I do not want to go to bed with you, so quit asking.
My idea of a relaxing morning is driving over my Fiancée's new boyfriend with an M1A2, but not because I'm jealous (it's because he's an absolute prick)
No I do not want to go to bed with you, so quit asking.
My idea of a relaxing morning is driving over my Fiancée's new boyfriend with an M1A2, but not because I'm jealous (it's because he's an absolute prick)
Sounds like a plan to me but...M4 Jess wrote:ok...so far....
score....Jess 0
them...........3
I got an idea!
Why dont I just buy a house and give it to the next wacko B from hell...
that way i am done....
If you don't actually have a relationship with them, can't you just give them a picture of a house...or a kit?
"Here hon... This is a picture of the house you would have gotten if we married and you divorced me. It's all yours."
What, me worry?
Hmmm?
Although, I've never actually tried it, I've heard that you should rent things that you don't plan on keeping for long. Or borrowing from the neighbors is sometimes an option. :rolleyes:
Then again, I've always enjoyed to hunt more than that which was bagged.
Then again, I've always enjoyed to hunt more than that which was bagged.
" Look alive!! Here comes a Buzzard"POGO