Marder meaning?

[Mike Oshiki]

Originally posted by General Amnesty:
A Grizzly is a brown bear. A LARGE North American Opportunistic Carnivore, a member of the bear family

Funny a tank should be named after an animal whose favorite food is machte zart touristin.

(I am not affrait off za bears, nien, I haff ziss little bottle off bear spray here, zee? I giff za bear a little viff off it on his schnoz, unt he vill run avay like zot, zee?
He ist VAT BIGNESS? Accch, nien, nien bear ist zieben hunnert kilos. Impozzible...
blah blah ...In chermany ve haff better roadss zen ziss.
blah blah ...Ze fuud ist terrible here.
Stop buddering me.
Vot you say?
VAT?
Over where?
Got In Himmel ein blitzen brumbar!!
Eyee. Iyee.
Crunch.)

[ September 02, 2001: Message edited by: General Amnesty ]

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LOL!!! I must say that your post left me (and my wife, who I called over to read it) laughing to the point the kids wondered what the heck we were doing with the computer.

Thanks.

Mike

[john g]

Originally posted by Casper:


The chinese do eat bear but not the whole part only their palm. They claimed that the bear palm if double or triple boil will improve your tintky little "brother". It make him stronger.
<img src="frown.gif" border="0"> Bloody communist.....

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Strange, every hunting magazine I have read say that it is gall bladders that the Chinese want from bears. Quite a few get poached here in the US for that purpose, just like rhinos get killed for their horns.
thanks, John.

[bradmbrown]

Greybear!:

Cool riposte! Excellent read. Loved it all and cannot refute a word of it.

60 grand for an Elk Tag????? Holy smokes!

If you like to travel and you are thinking about a Western Canada holiday, be sure to write me and we can meet. I know a lot of Native guys who would gladly take you into the bush and you could maybe bag one. Of course, you would have to use the other guy's tag, as they are kind of hard for foriegn residents to get.
Native folks are dirt poor for the most part up here (yes, we have a policy of APARTHIED in Canada, Bishop Tutu hit the nail on the head when he came here, he was FURIOUS at Canada) and, if you take some time and say hello and get to know a couple fellows, you can become a temporary employer of an "unnofficial" "Native Guide."
I don't mean to advocate poaching or anything sick like that, your game will be tagged. Then, you ask your guide if he could bring the meat etc across the line, thay are allowed to do that, BTW.
Cost a helluva lot less than 60 grand.

I extend my hand in friendship to you, Sir.

And I am very glad you took my comments as Lampooning rather than Harpooning!

Kudos 2 you, you whipped me good!

[Jasper]

Originally posted by john g:


Strange, every hunting magazine I have read say that it is gall bladders that the Chinese want from bears. Quite a few get poached here in the US for that purpose, just like rhinos get killed for their horns.
thanks, John.

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Chinese eat everything, From rat to an Elephant. The Bear palm is one of the part they want. Look at those Shark, the chinese or we like to eat shark fin but the meat, we do eat but no all of the mlike it.

It is very simple to prepare. This is how it is done, hope you try it.

First heat up the pan.
Then add in some corn oil, pls do not subsititue corn oil with butter, the taste will be different.
Heat up the oil, added in some chopped ginger. Fried them until the ginger turns brown. Add in the shark meat (chopped them to cube size).
Fried them unitl the shark meat turns white and look quite solid. Remember to add those salt.

A....it taste abit sour but that is how it is, the ginger will get rid of the fishly smell.

Try it <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

[Jasper]

Forgot to mention.

The Famous China "Man Han Quan Xi", the dinner which the stupid King of China eat. One of the dish was Bear Palm...... <img src="frown.gif" border="0">

[Greybear]

Originally posted by General Amnesty:
Greybear!:

Cool riposte! Excellent read. Loved it all and cannot refute a word of it.

60 grand for an Elk Tag????? Holy smokes!

If you like to travel and you are thinking about a Western Canada holiday, be sure to write me and we can meet. I know a lot of Native guys who would gladly take you into the bush and you could maybe bag one. Of course, you would have to use the other guy's tag, as they are kind of hard for foriegn residents to get.
Native folks are dirt poor for the most part up here (yes, we have a policy of APARTHIED in Canada, Bishop Tutu hit the nail on the head when he came here, he was FURIOUS at Canada) and, if you take some time and say hello and get to know a couple fellows, you can become a temporary employer of an "unnofficial" "Native Guide."
I don't mean to advocate poaching or anything sick like that, your game will be tagged. Then, you ask your guide if he could bring the meat etc across the line, thay are allowed to do that, BTW.
Cost a helluva lot less than 60 grand.

I extend my hand in friendship to you, Sir.

And I am very glad you took my comments as Lampooning rather than Harpooning!

Kudos 2 you, you whipped me good!

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General, Thanks for that fine offer. My Mother has been trying to get me to go visit our cousins north of Edmington Alberta, But I really don't enjoy traveling.
One the subject of Arkansas elk permits, most of the most expensive permits were the ones resold at charity auctions. Also, Bow and muzzleloading permits are much cheaper. One of my cousins bought one for the coming season for, I think, $3000.
If you ever think of visiting the Mississippi Delta, or the Southern USA in general, I see what I can do about native guide. My european ancestors have been in this area 200 years, and my Mother is a member of the Cherokee tribe (I have never bothered to do the paperwork for me).
Thanks again for the offer.
Glenn

[bradmbrown]

3000 bucks isn't bad.
Alberta? Cool. You might like it. A bit like the Old West, well, a modern version. Antelope leaping into barb wire fences.
Gophers galore to blast. Couple quarts of beer and a high caliber rifle, they blow up real good. YES, I have done it.
You can drive a hundred fifty miles an hour.
People say "howdy!"
Actual honest to god cowboys! Except in Calgary. Calgary I get a kick out of. Every time I see a cowboy with shiny perfect boots and a two hundred dollar hat climbing out of a brand new spotless GMC truck, I try not to laugh.
It gets so cold in the winter, you have to back up when you take a leak.
There is this wierd beer there called "Bohemian." It has trains and bunnies on the label. Kicks like a mule.
And the girls! Meat eaters all. Big busty lusty Levis wearing don't need no brothers to protect them.
KD Lang is from Camrose, Alberta. Lesbian vegetarian manwoman from the heart of ranch country. She loves cows, keeps 'em as pets in the back of her mansion in L.A. People in Alberta hate her guts.
Alberta's Premier (sort of like a State Governer) is named Ralph Klien, he is a bit like The George Wallace Of The North. People from Back East are scared half to death of him, they say he eats children.
Every classroom in Alberta's schools has a spittoon.

[Larry Holt]

As for naming things with your enemy's nomenclature:

The shoulder patch of the US Army's 45th. Infantry division was the Swastika, and Hitler's private train was named "Amerika".