OT: Stereotypes about Germans in the US

[Historiker]

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[AW1Steve]

A southern gentleman that doesn't partake of the juliep????? [X(]

[bradfordkay]

ORIGINAL: Canoerebel

What about those of us who don't drink?  [:)]

No wonder I never met you in Athens...[;)]


That's our college town, Athens, Georgia - for those of you who aren't in on the private joke. Long known as one of the most alcohol filled campuses in the ocuntry...

[Schanilec]

ORIGINAL: JocMeister

Older gents should sit down when they pee. Its easier to empty the bladder and is better for the prostate! (I have no clue why I learn stuff like that?)

Also its adviseable to sit down when you are very, very drunk. A friend of mine lost three teeth falling into the bathroom wall face first when he lost his balance trying to pee standing. It was hilarious! [:D]

[:D][:D][:D][&o]

[Sardaukar]

ORIGINAL: JocMeister

Older gents should sit down when they pee. Its easier to empty the bladder and is better for the prostate! (I have no clue why I learn stuff like that?)

Also its adviseable to sit down when you are very, very drunk. A friend of mine lost three teeth falling into the bathroom wall face first when he lost his balance trying to pee standing. It was hilarious! [:D]

It's also not advisable to drop your mobile phone into toilet bowl while trying to sms and pee same time while standing....not that this ever happened to me, no sir! [:D]

[Canoerebel]

You guys need to live in the south or the west, where real men don't bother using the toilet.  What do you think the outdoors is for?

[Schanilec]

And that is the major reason for having a yard.[:)]

[Historiker]

ORIGINAL: Sardaukar

ORIGINAL: JocMeister

Older gents should sit down when they pee. Its easier to empty the bladder and is better for the prostate! (I have no clue why I learn stuff like that?)

Also its adviseable to sit down when you are very, very drunk. A friend of mine lost three teeth falling into the bathroom wall face first when he lost his balance trying to pee standing. It was hilarious! [:D]

It's also not advisable to drop your mobile phone into toilet bowl while trying to sms and pee same time while standing....not that this ever happened to me, no sir! [:D]

I think I've read that two out of three times a mobile is getting wet, it happend this way.
I've sunk at least one cellphone in a toilet.

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: Historiker
I've sunk at least one cellphone in a toilet.

Try holding it to your other head next time. [:'(][:'(]

[Schanilec]

[:D]

[Historiker]

But it has to be near the action!

[Ingtar]

ORIGINAL: Schanilec

And that is the major reason for having a yard.[:)]

How do you think we keep those yards green in the South and the West?

[Chris21wen]

ORIGINAL: HansBolter

Don't know what Iced Tea is.

Worked with some visiting German museum curators on a project in the mid 90s and they were shocked at the concept of iced tea, a southern staple.

I'm not surprised at that, Iced Tea, Urg. Actually most US tea.

English

[Onime No Kyo]

See, its stuff like this.....[:-][:D]