What gives SLAAK

[Boomer78]

When I first joined the forum, I thought Slaak might be a kindred spirit to myself. But after learning his tactics, I'm of the opinion he's just an aggressive troll and intends only to rile people up. There's no conversing with him. He simply blasts links and pictures at you and then runs away. That's NOT how you want to win people over to your point of view. On top of that he only reinforces the general opinion of conspiracy types being anti-social lunatics who scream at you rather than have rational discussions.

This situation reminds me of those survivalist shows on tv. They always pick the slightly deranged christian family that are hiding out in an abandoned missile silo while wearing hazmat suits and throwing holy water on everything. There are millions of Americans right now (myself included) who are concerned about what tomorrow will bring, and are trying to plan accordingly. Wearing biohazard suits and screaming religious scripture at people isn't really the best way to prepare for bad times. Those shows are intended to make people think that anyone who prepares for bad times is a religious nutjob. On that same point, Slaakman gets people thinking that they are better off never going into those dark conspiracy theory waters. They might end up like him.

I don't think Slaakman is doing good work here. He's unified others here against him, if only because of his actions rather than his ideas. He gives alternative thinking a bad name, and the antagonistic nature of his relations here is only going to end in the wailing of women and the gnashing of teeth.

...but I still don't think he should be banned. He should be humored and loved. And if he refuses to act like an adult and have grown up conversations, then he should be loved as one loves a pet...a fluffy little terrier or a big lovable mastiff.

[GaryChildress]

Slaak you are one of the Koch brothers. If you are not then you need to tell them to stop what they are doing and think very carefully. I'm sending you on a king's mission to tell the Koch brothers. Can you do it? Are you able to do it? Comon, you are everything.

[GaryChildress]

Thank you Boomer78 You stayed your post.

[GaryChildress]

Just don't slaak off like the slaakmeister.

[GaryChildress]

Aaron Russo? Comon man? Everyone in the Whole fucking world is trying to help you. idiot.

[GaryChildress]

OK. Slaak, I give you another king's errand, can you make a cup of coffee?

[GaryChildress]

Hmmm. Slaak isn't at his post. He is everything.

[GaryChildress]

Slaak you brought this on yourself. I have to make up for everyone in the whole FUCKING world who has been insulted by your nonsense.

[GaryChildress]

Aaron Russo. Wait! Maybe Aaron is right? Will Aaron help you. Is he at his post? Hey Aaron, you belong on the Internet not in real discussion places.

[GaryChildress]

Ah I feel much better now. Common slaak I feel good. YOu have felt miserable all your life. I feel pity on you.

[GaryChildress]

I swear the guy isn't even here? I know he wants to participate but gosh he's really not doing it the right way.

[GaryChildress]

Aaron Russo? You won me over Slaak. You have me. You've killed me. You killed Gary! No wait the hospitals don't know what they are doing. They have turned into meat markets.

[Boomer78]

Gary. When Slaak is around, you're perfectly sane. When Slaak isn't around, you lose it. Is there some sort of forum yin/yang going on? No need to break out the I-ching. I'm sure there's a sound reason to explain this 'flipped' behavior.

[GaryChildress]

All the pain out there Slaak.

[GaryChildress]

And you want me to believe in Aaron Russo?

[GaryChildress]

Maybe you're right. Tell Slaak to shut up.

[GaryChildress]

I'm not going to believe in Aaron Russo.

[GaryChildress]

Slaak doesn't know what he's doing. He almost cause a war. A war of the mind. Slaak is slaaking off. Or he could stop reading Aaron Russo.

[GaryChildress]

Slaak is gone. Slaak was spouting nonsense. He's not as great as he tells you he is. Hey Slaak, look a convert!

[GaryChildress]

OH so you are God now. Who is hiding this guy? If you want him you can have him. Do you want to be with him? Slaak, I now pronounce you man and Wife or whatever you want to be.