The AE Geezer Thread!

[BBfanboy]

Grump!

I just found out smurfs are blue because of their pigmentation.

All this time I thought they'd been holding their breath.

Yeah, and I bet they don't even taste like blueberries! GRUMP!
(I know that Minions don't taste like bananas either!) GRUMP!

[Orm]

Grump.

List of thingies to have in car during winter:
Pole thingie with flag, warning light, and fresh batteries.
Snow shovel.
Sand.
Water.
Food.
Warm clothes.
Flashlight.
Batteries for flashlight.
Extra lightbulbs thingies if the headlights go out.
A couple of warning triangles.
Car battery.
Tools to exchange car battery, or other minor repairs that might be needed.
Cutting tool of some sort to cut safety belt if need be. (put in a place where it can not be dislocated in a crash and within reach from the driver, while at the same time be a legal tool in all countries that you are expected to drive in)

Grump.

ORM! You forgot to list the Flamethrower! flame smiley.gif
Grump!

Grump.

I was recently informed that I should have a reflexive vest with me as well. The list keeps getting longer.

Grump.

[Orm]

A lotta grumpy old-timers in this thread. I hope your year is off to a good start!

Grump.

Thank you, Durnedwolf. I hope the rest of your year is very fine indeed.

Grump-

[btd64]

Grump!

I just found out smurfs are blue because of their pigmentation.

All this time I thought they'd been holding their breath.

Ha ha ha ha ha. Good one....GP

[RangerJoe]

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I went to a fast food restaurant today. I did not notice right away that their paper napkins smelled like mildew. I reported that to the health department.

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Don't get mad, get help to get even, it just might be legal that way.

[btd64]

GRUMP

IT's suppose to rain all weekend.
Now I can't mow my lawn.

GRUMP....GP

[RangerJoe]

GRUMP

IT's suppose to rain all weekend.
Now I can't mow my lawn.

GRUMP....GP

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I do not understand the complaint at all.

[RangerJoe]

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GRUMP!

I bought a new computer

GRUMP!

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Windows 11 . . .

GRUMP!

[Orm]

Grump.

Buying a new computer used to be sort of fun. Now I dread it. Are we allowed to say W*ndows 11 here?

Grump.

[btd64]

Grump****

I need to find a new computer....GP

[RangerJoe]

Grump.

Buying a new computer used to be sort of fun. Now I dread it. Are we allowed to say W*ndows 11 here?

Grump.

I don't think so, I think that "W*ndows 11" is considered vulgar language.

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As far as Windows is concerned, if it is not broken then they will break it in the next release.

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One of the reasons why dogs don't like Windows is even when you open a new one, the dog still can't stick its head through it!

[RangerJoe]

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I am on anti-life pills.

[btd64]

"anti-life pill". Yeah, some of mine are dangerous. LIving on the edge.. GUMP....GP

[RangerJoe]

"anti-life pill". Yeah, some of mine are dangerous. LIving on the edge.. GUMP....GP

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My great toe, aka big toe, is infected. So I want to kill off the life forms that are infecting it. No wound, no sore, no trauma, it just got infected. I don't want to lose it. I mean, I probably sucked on it as a baby . . .

[Orm]

I need a lawn, and some kids to yell at.

Grump.

[RangerJoe]

I need a lawn, and some kids to yell at.

Grump.

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GRUMP!

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[RangerJoe]

GRUMP!!!
My computer never wants to wake up from sleeping if it gets unplugged such as when I unplug it during a lightning storm. I don't want an electrical surge coming in through the power system. Stupid HP and Windows 11.
GRUMP!!!
No pictures will load either.
GRUMP!!!

[btd64]

GRUMP!!!
My computer never wants to wake up from sleeping if it gets unplugged such as when I unplug it during a lightning storm. I don't want an electrical surge coming in through the power system. Stupid HP and Windows 11.
GRUMP!!!
No pictures will load either.
GRUMP!!!

Grump ....GP

[RangerJoe]

GRUMP!!!
My computer never wants to wake up from sleeping if it gets unplugged such as when I unplug it during a lightning storm. I don't want an electrical surge coming in through the power system. Stupid HP and Windows 11.
GRUMP!!!
No pictures will load either.
GRUMP!!!

Grump ....GP

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Imagine having that for breakfast.
GRUMP!!!
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GRUMP!!!

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GRUMP!!!
Then having to change an outside light bulb.
GRUMP!!!

[RangerJoe]

GRUMP!
Trust your Scouts and their map reading skills, that is if they even need a map!
GRUMP!