A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

[witpqs]

Advise to onry board bus with No if see him dressed rike this:

[Cap Mandrake]

This-ah bring up good AE question. Where is Girrigan's Isrand on map? It-ah 3 hour tour, maybe 15 kts top in crappy boat. Now, maybe when storm come up boat get brown arr to Herr but Mandrake-san suspect Niihau or perhaps French Frigate or even Laysan. If storm brow in from North perhaps Washington
Isrand or Jarvis because Palmyra have hundreds of sairros and Marines and Mary Ann and Ginger not-ah be making coconut pies if know what-ah Mandrake-san mean. Same thing on Fanning except New Zeranders and not-ah have any money.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: witpqs

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Wait, pran not-ah have subject pronoun or even subject noun. Prease to say who not-ah fart in car. Immperiarh Japan-mens Army? Imperiarh Japan-mens Navy? Comfort womans?

Sprior-san was very crear:

Oh..."No"...Hai!

[witpqs]

I think Niihau. Rittre known fact is Minnow's radio work fine untir battery die. Lots of contact with Coast Guard.
• "Herp! We need rescue!"
° "Where are you?"
• "Niihau!"
° "Niihau! But where are you?"
• "Niihau! Prease come rescue us!"
° "OK. Where are you?"
• "Niihau!"
° "Niihau! But where are you?"
• "Niihau! Prease come rescue us!"

Coast Guard very angry.

[Disco Duck]

ORIGINAL: witpqs

I think Niihau. Rittre known fact is Minnow's radio work fine untir battery die. Lots of contact with Coast Guard.
• "Herp! We need rescue!"
° "Where are you?"
• "Niihau!"
° "Niihau! But where are you?"
• "Niihau! Prease come rescue us!"
° "OK. Where are you?"
• "Niihau!"
° "Niihau! But where are you?"
• "Niihau! Prease come rescue us!"

Coast Guard very angry.

I don't get it. I just got off work (Vampire shift) and I am a little slower than normal.[&:]

[Cap Mandrake]

Actuarry, Mandrake-san not-ah get either. Seem rike format of Who on First routine from Mistah Abbot and Mistah Costerro in which case "Niihau" must-ah have two meanings. Perhaps Hawaii-mens have to exprain.

[Cap Mandrake]

FDA just rerease medicine to make womans want to have sex more. Sirry, that-ah what powdered rhinoceros horn for. That-ah why Japan-mens invade Malaysia.

Anyway, turn out medicine is-ah dangerous. Sometimes womans rose consciousness. So FDA attach speciarh "Brack Box Warning". It-ah say, "Under no circumstance should doctor-mens give prescription to Birr Cosby"

[uncivil_servant]

OUCH!

But would the effects be someone mitigated or allowed if it was mixed in with Jello and he wore his sweater?

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

FDA just rerease medicine to make womans want to have sex more. Sirry, that-ah what powdered rhinoceros horn for. That-ah why Japan-mens invade Malaysia.

Anyway, turn out medicine is-ah dangerous. Sometimes womans rose consciousness. So FDA attach speciarh "Brack Box Warning". It-ah say, "Under no circumstance should doctor-mens give prescription to Birr Cosby"

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: Disco Duck

ORIGINAL: witpqs

I think Niihau. Rittre known fact is Minnow's radio work fine untir battery die. Lots of contact with Coast Guard.
• "Herp! We need rescue!"
° "Where are you?"
• "Niihau!"
° "Niihau! But where are you?"
• "Niihau! Prease come rescue us!"
° "OK. Where are you?"
• "Niihau!"
° "Niihau! But where are you?"
• "Niihau! Prease come rescue us!"

Coast Guard very angry.

I don't get it. I just got off work (Vampire shift) and I am a little slower than normal.[&:]

"Niihau" rough translation = "Hello". [:D]

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
So FDA attach speciarh "Brack Box Warning".

"Brack box"? Is-ah that what kids today are carring it?

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san take wark on beach at Seaside Virra in new comfortaburh new srip-on brue deck shoes, tan khaki sracks and white rong sreeve dress shirt with rorred up sreeves. Mandrake-san start notice Truk-womans giggring when Mandrake-san wark by. Mandrake-san check fry..no..no probrem...dry whistrer hang off nose hairs....no....HORY CRAP! Mandrake-san rook rike Professor from Girrigan's Isrand? Onry thing missing coconut battery for short wave radio.

Mandrake-san must remove price-tags before next walk! Rook rike Minnie Pearuh from Bervery Hirrbirries.

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Actuarry, Mandrake-san not-ah get either. Seem rike format of Who on First routine from Mistah Abbot and Mistah Costerro in which case "Niihau" must-ah have two meanings. Perhaps Hawaii-mens have to exprain.

You guys comicarry charrenged. Need humerus transprant or something.

[zuluhour]

[:D]

[sprior]

March 22

Broody herr, we won battre!

Ground combat at Port Blair (46,58)

Japanese Shock attack

Attacking force 11377 troops, 90 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 364

Defending force 6034 troops, 47 guns, 105 vehicles, Assault Value = 133

Japanese adjusted assault: 367

Allied adjusted defense: 53

Japanese assault odds: 6 to 1 (fort level 3)

Japanese forces CAPTURE Port Blair !!!

Allied aircraft
no flights

Allied aircraft losses
PBY-4 Catalina: 3 destroyed
Hurricane IIb Trop: 10 destroyed

Combat modifiers
Defender: terrain(+), forts(+), leaders(-), preparation(-)
fatigue(-), experience(-)
Attacker: shock(+)

Japanese ground losses:
587 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 69 disabled
Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 3 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Allied ground losses:
5899 casualties reported
Squads: 152 destroyed, 0 disabled
Non Combat: 181 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 29 destroyed, 0 disabled
Guns lost 50 (50 destroyed, 0 disabled)
Vehicles lost 155 (155 destroyed, 0 disabled)
Units destroyed 6

Assaulting units:
55th Infantry Regiment
56th Infantry Regiment
114th Infantry Regiment

Defending units:
44th Indian Brigade
1st Indian Coastal Artillery Regiment
103rd RAF Base Force
AVG Ground Echelon
221 Group RAF
6th Heavy AA Regiment

[sprior]

Win many fights at sea!

Sub attack near Perth at 48,147

Japanese Ships
SS I-18, hits 1

Allied Ships
CL Durban, Torpedo hits 2, on fire, heavy damage
CL Caledon
CL Mauritius
CL Dragon
CL Enterprise
DD Nizam
DD Panther
DD Jupiter

[sprior]

Day Time Surface Combat, near Port Blair at 46,58, Range 4,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
DD Michishio, Shell hits 1
DD Hibiki, Shell hits 3
DD Ikazuchi
DD Ayanami, Shell hits 1

Allied Ships
CL Capetown, Shell hits 6, on fire
DD Encounter, Shell hits 5, Torpedo hits 3, and is sunk
DD Isis, Shell hits 4, Torpedo hits 1, and is sunk

[sprior]

Day Time Surface Combat, near Port Blair at 46,58, Range 4,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
DD Michishio, on fire
DD Hibiki, Shell hits 1, on fire
DD Ikazuchi
DD Ayanami, Shell hits 1, heavy fires

Allied Ships
CL Capetown, Shell hits 14, on fire

[sprior]

Maybe rose one too

Day Time Surface Combat, near Port Blair at 46,58, Range 3,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
DD Michishio, Shell hits 1, on fire
DD Hibiki, Shell hits 2, on fire
DD Ikazuchi, Shell hits 3, heavy fires
DD Ayanami, Shell hits 20, and is sunk

Allied Ships
CL Dauntless, Shell hits 4
DE Starling, Shell hits 5

[sprior]

We cheat, bring pranes to ship fight

Morning Air attack on TF, near Port Blair at 45,59

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid detected at 71 NM, estimated altitude 24,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 30 minutes

Japanese aircraft
B5N1 Kate x 43

Japanese aircraft losses
B5N1 Kate: 1 destroyed by flak

Allied Ships
CL Dauntless, Bomb hits 4, heavy fires, heavy damage
CL Capetown, Torpedo hits 4, and is sunk

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: sprior
Broody herr, we won battre!

FOW? [&:]