A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

[zuluhour]

Dat about 2 feet from what reary hurt when womens in famiry get ideas.

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy
Pain right berow chest sound rike acid refrux or hiatus hernia probrem. Mandrake-san must avoid weddings unress other guy paying ...

Hai! Mandrake-san arready have that. [:D]

Pran B. Sounds rike stess. Terr SG Mandrake-san has prescription for dairy BJ to reduce stress. [:D]

[Cap Mandrake]

Hai! With whipped cream! Dairy BJ. Good idea.

[Cap Mandrake]

Japan-mens decide to send reinforcements to Marysboro.

[Cap Mandrake]

*************Seafront Virra, Truk************


Mandrake-san: <standing on veranda> Hory crap! Mandrake-san in great mood today. Nothing rike being shot at to no effect. Jimmy "Too Tarh", grab some fish heads and hand grenades. Rets go Oceanic White Tip fishing!

[zuluhour]

Dis, ahh, faforitt cult movie wit fafforitt song, Indian Love Song. Aftah Sin City and To Haff and Haff Not.
*Zulu san play Indian Love Song everee Thursday night to drive out billiard playahs from O club.
***aftah saki depleted, of course, would we wude to kill party while open beverages still dare.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san: <standing on veranda> Hory crap! Mandrake-san in great mood today. Nothing rike being shot at to no effect. Jimmy "Too Tarh", grab some fish heads and hand grenades. Rets go Oceanic White Tip fishing!

Ah. So. Mandrake-san bask in preasure of new rease on rife. Crean riving, Mandrake-san. Crean riving.

Chickenboy-san grad Mandrake-san not to ah buy farm just yet. It would be most discourteous to readers of AAR if suddenry die without warning. Most disgracefurr. Should at reast save face by murmuring "My AAR...my AAR..." from death bed. [:-]

If Mandrake-san carred 'home', who would give update to what woefurry inappropriate outfit PG and SG wear to wake? Ceremony, not isrand.

[Cap Mandrake]

Hai! Mandrake-san just have good idea. Mandrake-san give name of AAR and password to SG!

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Hai! Mandrake-san just have good idea. Mandrake-san give name of AAR and password to SG!

Ah-so! SG cannot then comprain you reave her in dark about accounts! Brirri ...ahhh ...smart!

[zuluhour]

waw ovah???

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: zuluhour

waw ovah???

See post #2127 on previous page

" SG: You bastard! You almost left me with no instructions."

[Cap Mandrake]

************Emiry Repair Shop, Pago Pago, March 24, 1942(e)*************


Mechanist First Crass Hata: Honoraburh Rieutenant! <sarutes> Oxygen sensor stop working on Emiry numbah 2, numbah 3 engine.

Rieutenant Hata: Just get anothah from Volkswagen store downtown.

Mechanist First Crass Hata: HAI! Arready try. Not-ah have any. Some kind of probrem in Bavaria.

Rieutenant Hata: Rook, just disconnect damn thing and reset service right. Hata-an have to exprain everything to idiots?

Mechanist First Crass Hata: HAI! Arready try that. Hata find out oxygen sensor NOT working when supposed to be working but when service right come on,
oxygen sensor START working again and engine run rike shit.

Rieutenant Hata: DAMNIT! HOW JAPAN-MENS SUPPOSED TO RUN WAR WITH IDIOT AIR PORRUTION RURES? Two rousy Emirys and 1 mirrion square mires of ocean. Rike anyone notice. OK, just use numbah 1 Emiry.

Mechanist First Crass Hata: HAI! Numbah 1 not-ah work either. Even numbah days gas rationing.

Rieutenant Hata: DAMNIT! DAMN JAPAN-MENS SUPPRY SYSTEM! GET WARANT OFFICAH HATA IN HERE AND TERR HIM TO BRING FRIGHT ROG! TIME FOR DRY RAB! If not-ah get recon report ovah Tongatapu everyone here get sent Paramishiro-jima rickety sprit.

[Cap Mandrake]

Rieutenant Hata: ...Arso, someone get Captain Ito on radio. Maybe get oxygen sensors from Detroit.

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Rieutenant Hata: ...Arso, someone get Captain Ito on radio. Maybe get oxygen sensors from Detroit.

Captain Ito? One with son named "Rance", who want to be American rawyer and make big money as judge? Fond of Orange Juice and American Footbarr? That Ito?

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Rieutenant Hata: ...Arso, someone get Captain Ito on radio. Maybe get oxygen sensors from Detroit.

Captain Ito? One with son named "Rance", who want to be American rawyer and make big money as judge? Fond of Orange Juice and American Footbarr? That Ito?

Hai! 1942 Ito captain of Japan-mens submarine...I-30? Speciarh connections to M&M Enterprises.

Here son and nephews in dance troup ratah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQPVA2bGsB4

[Cap Mandrake]

First time Mandrake-san see Dancing Itos nearry have bradder accident.

[Cap Mandrake]

Oh, broody Herr. Maybe wrong Ito?

Early life and career[edit]

Ito was born to Jim and Toshi Ito. As children, both had been kept in Japanese American internment camps with their families during World War II. Ito attended John Marshall High School, where he was student body president and received the Scholar Athlete award in 1968. He earned his Bachelor's degree with honors from the University of California, Los Angeles in 1972, and his J.D. degree from the University of California, Berkeley's Boalt Hall in 1975. He then joined the Los Angeles district attorney's office in 1977, working in the hardcore gang unit and the organized crime and terror unit, among others.[1]

[Cap Mandrake]

******************Deserted Beach, Timor*************


Young man in nicely pressed uniform: Wait, Ito-san, do you mean to tell me you WANT to go into an internment camp?

Captain Ito <from conning tower of I-30>: Hai! And change name to Jim.

Young man in nicely pressed uniform: But Ito-san, WHY on earth do you want to do that? You guys have everything from Haha-jima to Samoa? I need you, Ito-san. How about a 1/2 acre lot with ocen view at the Derby Gold and Tennis club?

Captain Ito <from conning tower of I-30>: No gorf crub. Ito-san remembah how wah come out.

Young man in nicely pressed uniform: Remember? What the Hell do you mean "remember". Ito-san, have you been talking to Yossarian?

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

******************Deserted Beach, Timor*************


Young man in nicely pressed uniform: Wait, Ito-san, do you mean to tell me you WANT to go into an internment camp?

Captain Ito <from conning tower of I-30>: Hai! And change name to Jim.

Young man in nicely pressed uniform: But Ito-san, WHY on earth do you want to do that? You guys have everything from Haha-jima to Samoa? I need you, Ito-san. How about a 1/2 acre lot with ocen view at the Derby Gold and Tennis club?

Captain Ito <from conning tower of I-30>: No gorf crub. Ito-san remembah how wah come out.

Young man in nicely pressed uniform: Remember? What the Hell do you mean "remember". Ito-san, have you been talking to Yossarian?

[:D]
Hai! Arternate Rearity compricated, but Mandrake-san master at expraining what going on!

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Hai! Mandrake-san just have good idea. Mandrake-san give name of AAR and password to SG!

Hai! Prease to give most royar AAR reader(s) SG phone numbah too. In most unfortunate event of Mandrake-san's untimery demise, many risteners offah shoudah to cry on for widow. PG's phone number would be most herpfurr too.