So, One Day...

[tc464]

fight those pesky Flying Tigers around Rangoon, but in-flight bathroom breaks were...

[Kwik E Mart]

assessed at 25 cents per trip to the loo. however, baggage fees were never an issue since...

[LST Express]

southwest airline commercials haven't been invented yet and treetop airlines is considered just plan fun for lyb's trying to get the hell outta.......

[Canoerebel]

...Poughkeepsie, which Japan invaded on the second day of the war, taking advantage of the movement and invasion bonuses. On that very day, Bettys staged to Poughkeepsie from Paramushiro, sortied, and sank 36 merchantment in the Hudson River. However, Japan surrendered the very next day when six Allied B-17s from Port Moresby shot down 319 Zeros flying CAP over the KB near Rabaul.

"*(&*#*$&#*$&#!" exclaimed the Emporer! "Those Allied commanders will stop at nothing! My pilots even reported one B-17 tail-gunner pointing his....."

[bradfordkay]

"...finger at his temple and rolling it in circles! This must be code for..."

[Cap Mandrake]

"Hey Shinto boys! The water goes the other way down here when you flush the...

[crsutton]

goldfish down the toilet. Giving the southern tropical seas a golden hue and causing Polynesian native girls to........

[vettim89]

board a dugout canoe topless. They were heading for......

[Canoerebel]

...GJ's party barge anchored off Tangpooytoopo, a small Polynesian islet know for its...

[Cap Mandrake]

potent and, at times, hallucinogenic local brew which conists of fermented breadfruit, A1 sauce and......

[LST Express]

a touch of gun powder to make the natives want to get down and get jiggy with the sickness! Just as the party gets ramped up the sound of gunfire can be heard.....

[jeffk3510]

behind them, as Martin Sheen tells Stephen Lang he must look to his division, which he replies..."General, I....

[BrucePowers]

am in the wrong war. He disappeared in the cornfield at the edge of the enlisted men's baseball field when....

[LST Express]

out strolled Babe Ruth, holding his bat in one hand and a bottle of.......

[bradfordkay]

...Famous Grouse whiskey in his other hand.

"I was supposed to meet Fleming Pickering here today, but..."

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: bradfordkay

...Famous Grouse whiskey in his other hand.

"I was supposed to meet Fleming Pickering here today, but..."

...instead here I am picking phlegm out of my famous nose. On the other hand-not to grouse, he continued, but I really disdain the"...

[Cap Mandrake]

use of fancy boy pretentious words like "disdain" and "pretentious"...oh yeah...and I also disdain fancy boy pretenders like Jap Fanboys in Scenario 2 and that fancy boy Bonds for shooting that.....

[PeteG662]

edited.....too late

[jeffk3510]

doh!

[jeffk3510]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

use of fancy boy pretentious words like "disdain" and "pretentious"...oh yeah...and I also disdain fancy boy pretenders like Jap Fanboys in Scenario 2 and that fancy boy Bonds for shooting that.....

needle in his arse, which will more than likely keep him out of the Hall of...