THE THREAD!!!
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- USSAmerica
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Good morning - Tithe. [&o][&o][&o]
Mike
"Good times will set you free" - Jimmy Buffett
"They need more rum punch" - Me

Artwork by The Amazing Dixie
"Good times will set you free" - Jimmy Buffett
"They need more rum punch" - Me

Artwork by The Amazing Dixie
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Hi all,

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Leo "Apollo11"
ORIGINAL: fodder
INP! [8D][8D][8D][8D][8D]

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Leo "Apollo11"

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RE: THE THREAD!!!
Hi all,
New variation... [8|]
Leo "Apollo11"
New variation... [8|]
Dear Associate,
How are you doing my friend? Great I guess! Now I know this mail will definitely come to you as a huge surprise, but please kindly take your time to go through it carefully as the decision you make will probably go a long way to determine my future and continued existence. First, let me introduce myself. I go by the name Capt. Dave Moore, assigned to 2nd Battalion, 3rd Marine Regiment, 3rd Marine Division, 3rd Marine Expeditionary Force, Western Anbar Province in Syria. I am desperately in need of assistance and on account of this, I summoned up courage to contact you. I am presently in Syria and I found your contact particulars in an address journal. I am seeking your assistance to evacuate the sum of $10,570,000 (Ten million Five Hundred and Seventy Thousand USD) to the States or any safe country; in as much as I would be assured it will be safe in your care until I complete my service here. This is no stolen money and there are no dangers involved.
SOURCE OF MONEY: Some money in various currencies was discovered and concealed in barrels with piles of weapons and ammunition at a location near one of President Assad’s old Presidential Palaces during a rescue operation and it was agreed by all party present that the money be shared amongst us. This might appear as an illegal thing to do, but I tell you what? No compensation can make up for the risks we have taken with our lives in this hellhole. The above figure was given to me as my share, but to conceal this kind of money became a problem to me, so with the help of a German contact working with the UN here (his office enjoys some immunity) I was able to get the package out to a safe location entirely out of trouble spot. However,he does not know the real content of the package as he believes that it belongs to an American who died in an air raid, before giving up trusted me to hand over the package to his close relative. I have now found a secured way of getting the pac
kage out of Syria for you to pick
I do not know for how long I will remain here, as I have been lucky to survive two suicide bomb attacks by Pure Divine intervention. This and other reasons put into consideration have prompted me to reach out for help. If it might be of interest to you then Endeavor to contact me and we would work out the necessary formalities but I pray that you are discreet about this mutually benefiting relationship.
For more details please contact me via my private box: capt.davemoore@y7mail.com
Respectfully,
Capt. Dave Moore
United States Marine Corps. SYRIA.
Leo "Apollo11"

Prior Preparation & Planning Prevents Pathetically Poor Performance!
A & B: WitW, WitE, WbtS, GGWaW, GGWaW2-AWD, HttR, CotA, BftB, CF
P: UV, WitP, WitP-AE
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Man, my teenager has better syntax [:(]
Shall we retaliate? There is a way to load a virus bomb on a bogus email & reply [:D] [;)]
Shall we retaliate? There is a way to load a virus bomb on a bogus email & reply [:D] [;)]
If it ain't broke, don't fix it!
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ORIGINAL: Lecivius
Man, my teenager has better syntax [:(]
Shall we retaliate? There is a way to load a virus bomb on a bogus email & reply [:D] [;)]
I usually use a site for anonymous mail and reply using the contact mail adress from some other mail scam and vice versa.

“Not mastering metaphores is like cooking pasta when the train is delayed"
- USSAmerica
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Mike
"Good times will set you free" - Jimmy Buffett
"They need more rum punch" - Me

Artwork by The Amazing Dixie
"Good times will set you free" - Jimmy Buffett
"They need more rum punch" - Me

Artwork by The Amazing Dixie
- Chickenboy
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RE: THE THREAD!!!
ORIGINAL: Apollo11
Hi all,
New variation... [8|]
Dear Associate,
How are you doing my friend? Great I guess! Now I know this mail will definitely come to you as a huge surprise, but please kindly take your time to go through it carefully as the decision you make will probably go a long way to determine my future and continued existence. First, let me introduce myself. I go by the name Capt. Dave Moore, assigned to 2nd Battalion, 3rd Marine Regiment, 3rd Marine Division, 3rd Marine Expeditionary Force, Western Anbar Province in Syria. I am desperately in need of assistance and on account of this, I summoned up courage to contact you. I am presently in Syria and I found your contact particulars in an address journal. I am seeking your assistance to evacuate the sum of $10,570,000 (Ten million Five Hundred and Seventy Thousand USD) to the States or any safe country; in as much as I would be assured it will be safe in your care until I complete my service here. This is no stolen money and there are no dangers involved.
SOURCE OF MONEY: Some money in various currencies was discovered and concealed in barrels with piles of weapons and ammunition at a location near one of President Assad’s old Presidential Palaces during a rescue operation and it was agreed by all party present that the money be shared amongst us. This might appear as an illegal thing to do, but I tell you what? No compensation can make up for the risks we have taken with our lives in this hellhole. The above figure was given to me as my share, but to conceal this kind of money became a problem to me, so with the help of a German contact working with the UN here (his office enjoys some immunity) I was able to get the package out to a safe location entirely out of trouble spot. However,he does not know the real content of the package as he believes that it belongs to an American who died in an air raid, before giving up trusted me to hand over the package to his close relative. I have now found a secured way of getting the pac
kage out of Syria for you to pick
I do not know for how long I will remain here, as I have been lucky to survive two suicide bomb attacks by Pure Divine intervention. This and other reasons put into consideration have prompted me to reach out for help. If it might be of interest to you then Endeavor to contact me and we would work out the necessary formalities but I pray that you are discreet about this mutually benefiting relationship.
For more details please contact me via my private box: capt.davemoore@y7mail.com
Respectfully,
Capt. Dave Moore
United States Marine Corps. SYRIA.
Leo "Apollo11"
Hory crap! THe USMC is in Syria? No media coverage of this whatsoever! Tell SLAAKMAN-it's a conspiracy, sez I! [X(]

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ORIGINAL: fodder
^ That's five in a row. Hey nashvillen, I'm talking to you. [;)]
Are you boys still playing that silly game? [;)][:D]

RE: THE THREAD!!!
Got all excited at work today, only for the thing I was all excited about not to happen [8|][:(]
Still could be some big news on my horizon soon though! [8D]
Still could be some big news on my horizon soon though! [8D]
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- Chickenboy
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ORIGINAL: Dixie
Still could be some big news on my horizon soon though! [8D]
You gonna get elected King? [&o]

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You'll get a turn? [;)][:'(]ORIGINAL: Dixie
Got all excited at work today, only for the thing I was all excited about not to happen [8|][:(]
Still could be some big news on my horizon soon though! [8D]
“Not mastering metaphores is like cooking pasta when the train is delayed"
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I got something today with the subject line "take your gf to the 7th sky".
I don't know what that meant, but it sounded illegal.
I don't know what that meant, but it sounded illegal.
We are all dreams of the Giant Space Butterfly.
RE: THE THREAD!!!
ORIGINAL: Terminus
I got something today with the subject line "take your gf to the 7th sky".
I don't know what that meant, but it sounded illegal.
I think it's an AE code fix and cheat that will make your P-38G (and F's) capable of moving to the seventh manuever band, thus outdiving everything else ... [:-]
...
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[:D] “Not mastering metaphores is like cooking pasta when the train is delayed"
RE: THE THREAD!!!
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Dixie
Still could be some big news on my horizon soon though! [8D]
You gonna get elected King? [&o]
Better than that! [:D]
ORIGINAL: Grollub
You'll get a turn? [;)][:'(]
I can dream I suppose [;)]
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Bigger boys stole my sig

Bigger boys stole my sig
- USSAmerica
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RE: THE THREAD!!!
Mike
"Good times will set you free" - Jimmy Buffett
"They need more rum punch" - Me

Artwork by The Amazing Dixie
"Good times will set you free" - Jimmy Buffett
"They need more rum punch" - Me

Artwork by The Amazing Dixie
RE: THE THREAD!!!
ORIGINAL: Dixie
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Dixie
Still could be some big news on my horizon soon though! [8D]
You gonna get elected King? [&o]
Better than that! [:D]
ORIGINAL: Grollub
You'll get a turn? [;)][:'(]
I can dream I suppose [;)]
Stop dreaming...you got one....hop to! [:D]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
[X(][:D][:D][:D]ORIGINAL: USS America
This is hilarious! [:D]
http://urlybits.com/2013/06/russian-tampon-commercial/
This is one Czech that doesn't bounce.
RE: THE THREAD!!!
ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
ORIGINAL: Dixie
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
You gonna get elected King? [&o]
Better than that! [:D]
ORIGINAL: Grollub
You'll get a turn? [;)][:'(]
I can dream I suppose [;)]
Stop dreaming...you got one....hop to! [:D]
Already done. Just need my associate to do his part.
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Bigger boys stole my sig

Bigger boys stole my sig









