To prove to the possum that it could be done. [:D]
You may be on to something.
Post-Mortem revealed extensive internal injuries. I'm suspecting a Hit & Run pedestrian accident with the victim crawling to the final resting point and succumbing to his injuries.
I have to clean my pocket knife.
Circumstantial evidence. It'll never hold up in court. [:'(]
Post-Mortem revealed extensive internal injuries. I'm suspecting a Hit & Run pedestrian accident with the victim crawling to the final resting point and succumbing to his injuries.
I have to clean my pocket knife.
Circumstantial evidence. It'll never hold up in court. [:'(]
You know the poor thing might have been playing 'possum...we'll never know since Grit skewered it with his pocket knife. (The tire tracks on it's back were just part of the ruse.)
The opossum death investigation case has been closed.
I talked with the District Attorney and he agreed with Chickenboy. "It's just too circumstantial at this point." Unless we get a confession I simply don't see how we can proceed. Especially taking into account the mentally of a "southern jury" and their prejudice against marsupials.
I'll leave you with this.
A redneck cop is parked along the road late at night and he hears a loud crash. He gets out of his cruiser and walks down the road. The cop sees a car in the ditch. He takes out his notebook and writes, "car in D I T C H." He walks a little further and sees another car in the ditch. Takes out his notebook and again writes, "car in D I T C H." The officer walks a little further and sees a head in the middle of the boulevard. He takes out his notebook and writes, "head in middle of B A, no B O". He kicks the head in the ditch and writes, "head in D I T C H."