The Gorn Supremacy; stock AW1Steve v. geofflambert

[geofflambert]

Admiral is Great? Can't I just replace him with Captain is Better?

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

Admiral is Great? Can't I just replace him with Captain is Better?

Try General Disaster or Major Muck-up if you want instant results.

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

Where's witpqs when you need him?

He told me his real name once. If I could remember it I'd say it three times and there'd be a cloud of fog which would dissipate revealing him.

My real name is classified. No wait, that's not it either...

Edit the file witptracker.properties and you should be able to see where and what you have to do. Ask further advice if needed, but it would shame the Gorn species. If you need I'll send you a copy of mine so you can see all the mistakes I've made.

[geofflambert]

Gorns have shame? I'm one and I didn't know that. Anyways, any time anyone asks who is my greatest inspiration I will respond "He's Classified".

[Canoerebel]

When is the official kickoff date? (By that, I mean the day that this thread is re-named The Thread?)

[geofflambert]

Thanks, George, oops, I mean Classified.

[geofflambert]

ORIGINAL: Canoerebel

When is the official kickoff date? (By that, I mean the day that this thread is re-named The Thread?)

The official kick-off date is whenever Bill Olson kicks me off the forum and I have no idea when that will be. Do I actually have to do a turn to keep him at bay?

[Canoerebel]

This isn't like marriage. You are free to do anything or nothing forever. Your "mate" (ie, readers) are benevolent people who come and go and are just happy to see whatever you're doing. We encourage you to do whatever it is you most want to do. You are welcome to sit on the couch in your undies, scratching your belly, eating Doritos, belching deliriously, watching reruns of "Girls Gone Wild." We just love you for who you are.

[MakeeLearn]

You kids spend too much time in front of a computer. Go outside and ride your hog.

[geofflambert]

ORIGINAL: MakeeLearn

You kids spend too much time in front of a computer. Go outside and ride your hog.

That hog bears an uncanny resemblance to someone I know. Who could it be?

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

Thanks, George, oops, I mean Classified.

At least you didn't say "calcified"! [:D]

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Canoerebel
You are welcome to sit on the couch in your undies, scratching your belly, eating Doritos, belching deliriously, watching reruns of "Girls Gone Wild."

Well...duh...that was kind of an assumed baseline, Canoerebel. I'm looking forward to the devolution to primal goo.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Canoerebel

When is the official kickoff date? (By that, I mean the day that this thread is re-named The Thread?)

Officially? Never. There has been, is and only ever will be ONE THE THREAD!!! All other pretenders pale by comparison.

[bradfordkay]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Canoerebel

When is the official kickoff date? (By that, I mean the day that this thread is re-named The Thread?)

Officially? Never. There has been, is and only ever will be ONE THE THREAD!!! All other pretenders pale by comparison.

Well, by that I guess you mean there will only ever be one THE THREAD!!! at any one time, since we are on what? The fourth iteration of that august missive?

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: bradfordkay

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Canoerebel

When is the official kickoff date? (By that, I mean the day that this thread is re-named The Thread?)

Officially? Never. There has been, is and only ever will be ONE THE THREAD!!! All other pretenders pale by comparison.

Well, by that I guess you mean there will only ever be one THE THREAD!!! at any one time, since we are on what? The fourth iteration of that august missive?

Aye. What he said.

[Lecivius]

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[MakeeLearn]

DAY OF INFAMY DECEMBER 7, 1943

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: MakeeLearn

DAY OF INFAMY DECEMBER 7, 1943

? non comprende.

[MakeeLearn]

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: MakeeLearn

DAY OF INFAMY DECEMBER 7, 1943

? non comprende.

A extra 2 year wait.

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: MakeeLearn

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: MakeeLearn

DAY OF INFAMY DECEMBER 7, 1943

? non comprende.

A extra 2 year wait.

The Gorn shall start no game before its time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSs6DcA6dFI