A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

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ORIGINAL: witpqs

Way to go! [&o]

Wait minute. Which-ah side root for?

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: witpqs

Way to go! [&o]

Wait minute. Which-ah side root for?

Ah, er, oh, I mean "Uh oh! [X(]"

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Mistah witpqs armost get sent to cornfierd.

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[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Othah thing happen actuary wah crime. If..oh...sorry WHEN Japan-mens win wah put Mistah Roosevert in reg irons and ask rearry hard questions about civirian-men casuarties.

Mistah Roosevert raugh at reg irons - his regs not work anyway. Japan-mens must confiscate cigarette horder, put "the boot" on wheerchair!

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[:D]

Patrician rooking guy with funny rooking jaw:"We have nothing to fear but the boot itself!"

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[Chickenboy]

Ugh. I go-away-ah for one year and you pray rike-ah one week of war? [X(]

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Ugh. I go-away-ah for one year and you pray rike-ah one week of war? [X(]

Don't-ah be redicurous! At reast 8 or 9 days. Minimum!

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Mistah Tojo: <rooking at production figures> Hory crap! Japan-mens stirr make crappy Ha-5 engine? That-ah thing rike rawn mower engine. Nobody use in aeroprane since 1938.

Aide: HAI! <bows deepry> It-ah prant in Utsonomiya. Cousin of Emperor run prant.

Mistah Tojo: Rook, Tojo-san not care if SON of Emperor. Send him bunch of anime porn to keep busy and get othah prant manager in there. Rook, this-ah wah serious thing. Everyone think B-17 pain in ass? Wait tirr P-51 and f****** B-29 get here. Japan-mens get asses kickced. What-ah have to do get attention around here...make brinding frash in sky? Don't-ah terr anyone but-ah Tojo-san have shit-a road of Mitsubishi bonds with maturity in
September 1945. Tojo-san buirding ranch in Peru and sneak ovah there aftah bonds mature.

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"Strategic readjustment" at Rockhampton

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

**********Tokyo********

Mistah Tojo: <rooking at production figures> Hory crap! Japan-mens stirr make crappy Ha-5 engine? That-ah thing rike rawn mower engine. Nobody use in aeroprane since 1938.

Aide: HAI! <bows deepry> It-ah prant in Utsonomiya. Cousin of Emperor run prant.

Mistah Tojo: Rook, Tojo-san not care if SON of Emperor. Send him bunch of anime porn to keep busy and get othah prant manager in there. Rook, this-ah wah serious thing. Everyone think B-17 pain in ass? Wait tirr P-51 and f****** B-29 get here. Japan-mens get asses kickced. What-ah have to do get attention around here...make brinding frash in sky? Don't-ah terr anyone but-ah Tojo-san have shit-a road of Mitsubishi bonds with maturity in
September 1945. Tojo-san buirding ranch in Peru and sneak ovah there aftah bonds mature.

Sirry Japans-mens investment! Roosevert buy many put options on sons of heaven.

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Where Mandarake-san rive everyone know Mistah Rossevert robber baron with sissy boy cigarette horder but corporate bonds, when reach maturity, pay back at par varue unress....werr...unress something rearry, rearry bad hahppen to Mitsubishi Corporation. Japan-mens need rots of aeropranes...what-ah possibry go wrong?

It-ah rike read pipe cinch.

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Arried-dogs batturhships supposedry brow up. Naturarry, arr of Japan-mens batturships from Engrand stir froating.

Arried-dogs pay price for attack in Austraria but arso brow up rots of Ronsons and whore regiment of IJA

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Arreid-dogs cruisers go grub grub. Actuarry armost whore othah page too.

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Japan-mens cruisers.

No carriers from either side.

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Chikuma sunk by singurh 1000 lb bomb from scrub US Army dive bomber pirot. That-ah painfurr

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Japan-mens DD's. Sometimes s*** hahppen

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2 pages of Arried-dogs DD's

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So, what-ah happen aftah Japan-mens decide end vacation in Austraia? Seem rike perhaps 6 unrestricted British-mens and India-mens and especiarry America-mens divisions have rot of testosterone and not-ah much to do except bothah Austraria-womans.

Pretty soon shit hit-ah fan and Mistah Curtin say "Get f**** out-ah here!"

So where go? New Guinea? Soromons? New and Improved Caredonia? Samoa? Fiji? Timor? Resser Sundas? Obviousry Norfork Isrand very vurneraburh so have to get Japan-mens out of there aftah beat up Aukrand. New Caredonia vurneraburh too.