ORIGINAL: Dixie
ORIGINAL: USS America
ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart
dear thread...today i was informed by my wife that my 73 year old mother-in-law cleaned up our master bed room...should i feel violated? thanks...
That depends entirely on what was there that she had to clean up. [;)]
What did she find? [X(]
dear thread...thank goodness i got rid of my smut stash years ago...it just wouldn't do to have your mother-in-law stumbling onto something like that...i just hope she doesn't go onto the computer...darn these software companies for putting that web-site-visit-history-thingy in there...BTW, i learned last night that old people are REALLY good at card games like bridge...talk about an arse whipping...we have watched a couple of shows together that my wife and i enjoy - True Blood and Mad Men...i'm not sure which was more disturbing - watching sweaty-vampire-speed sex scenes with mother-in-law in same room, or having her comment on Betty's "habits" while pregnant:
wife: "So Mom, did you smoke and drink while you were pregnant with me?"
mom-in-law: <silence>
wife: "Mom?"
mom-in-law: "Well, I'm trying to remember...let's see...definitely with your brothers...I think I stopped smoking with you."
me: <insert smart-ass comment here>
mom-in-law: "Oh, Kwik...you're so bad!" <laughter>
wife: <evil glare in my direction>
me: "Wow, look at the time...early day tomorrow, you know. G'night!"