So, One Day...

[Chickenboy]

...what she put in the punch bowl. Party goers were aghast, pointing to the chihuahua-sized lump of...

[perkinh]

..fruit. Who would have ever thought that fruit would go into a punch.
Vodka..check
Rum..check
Bourbon..check
Fruit...what the hell.
Where is Ward Bond when you need him, and has anyone seen......

[witpqs]

...Waldo? Where in the world is Waldo? And where did he hide the...

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: witpqs

...Waldo? Where in the world is Waldo? And where did he hide the...

...luscious piece of female flesh who goes under the pseudonym Carmen San Diego. It was a clever sideways nod to...

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: witpqs

...Waldo? Where in the world is Waldo? And where did he hide the...

...luscious piece of female flesh who goes under the pseudonym Carmen San Diego. It was a clever sideways nod to...

...the borked port bombing system in WiTP:AE that was noted by an extremely astute...

[Treetop64]

...Swedish chef, who unfortunately suffered difficulties in his failed attempts to slaughter chickens...

[BrucePowers]

so he contacted Muppet Labs where Dr Bunsen Honeydew told him "Let Chickenboy do that. What you need is a.....

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

so he contacted Muppet Labs where Dr Bunsen Honeydew told him "Let Chickenboy do that. What you need is a.....

...skilled chicken choker. Come to think of it, Onime is adept at this skill. His technique involves a firm grasp at the base of the"...

[BrucePowers]

bunsen burner. Beaker attempted to demonstrate and he was promptly..

[crsutton]

ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

bunsen burner. Beaker attempted to demonstrate and he was promptly..

..burned. But he refused to let his disability prevent him from participating in the Special Olympics where he earned a silver in the...

[Cap Mandrake]

Arnold Schwarzenegger Special Olympic Beer Goggle Event where contestants....

[BrucePowers]

look at the beer to judge it by color and clarity. Beaker chose the porter from...

[Cap Mandrake]

San Miguel Brewery in the Phillipines, which, curiously, was partly owned by Gen. Douglas MacArthur. This equity interest is seen by many as the reason he famously said, "I shall return!" before he left all the nurses and wounded in the Malinta Tunnel and climbed into the PT boat to head for....

[vettim89]

Nantucket. He owned a summer house there that happened to be adjacent to a home owned by ....

[Cap Mandrake]

the Heinz family. The many pleasant evenings the General spent there were the foundation of his life-long love of ketchup and ....

[jeffk3510]

pickels.....being only 57 at the time, he decided...

[Chickenboy]

...that he wished his remains pickled. Well, moreso than his multiple Gin martinis-he meant pickled pickled. However, such a preservation would have...

[perkinh]

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[crsutton]

caused his "dress saber" to shrivel and fall off-if you get my drift. Instead he opted to.....


too late! [:@]

[Cap Mandrake]

have himself, upon his demise, mounted, not in the biblical sense but in the fashion of Trigger, the famous horse of Mr. Roy Rogers who, curiously....