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[parusski]

Warspite1

I think its time to call a truce to the whole American Football / Association Football debate. End of the day, the British version is best, it is the world game and your "big girl" version sucks.

There now, we have found sensible, common ground, with which to end the debate to the satisfaction of all parties.

Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an intelligent British soccer supporter and an old drunk are walking down the street together when simultaneously they each spot a fifty quid note. Who gets it?
A: The old drunk, of course - the other 3 are mythical creatures.

Kiss my a**!!!!!!

[warspite1]

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Warspite1

I think its time to call a truce to the whole American Football / Association Football debate. End of the day, the British version is best, it is the world game and your "big girl" version sucks.

There now, we have found sensible, common ground, with which to end the debate to the satisfaction of all parties.

Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an intelligent British soccer supporter and an old drunk are walking down the street together when simultaneously they each spot a fifty quid note. Who gets it?
A: The old drunk, of course - the other 3 are mythical creatures.

Kiss my a**!!!!!!

Warspite1

you have a donkey?

[parusski]

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Warspite1

I think its time to call a truce to the whole American Football / Association Football debate. End of the day, the British version is best, it is the world game and your "big girl" version sucks.

There now, we have found sensible, common ground, with which to end the debate to the satisfaction of all parties.

Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an intelligent British soccer supporter and an old drunk are walking down the street together when simultaneously they each spot a fifty quid note. Who gets it?
A: The old drunk, of course - the other 3 are mythical creatures.

Kiss my a**!!!!!!

Warspite1

you have a donkey?

Of course I have a donkey. How to you haul in your supplies?

[warspite1]

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Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an intelligent British soccer supporter and an old drunk are walking down the street together when simultaneously they each spot a fifty quid note. Who gets it?
A: The old drunk, of course - the other 3 are mythical creatures.

Kiss my a**!!!!!!

Warspite1

you have a donkey?

Of course I have a donkey. How to you haul in your supplies?

Warspite1

I get Mrs W or the kids to lug the heavy stuff while I carry the important stuff like the cans of beer.

[parusski]

I get Mrs W or the kids to lug the heavy stuff while I carry the important stuff like the cans of beer.

Great system. Ask Mrs. W to tell me about it sometime.

[warspite1]

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I get Mrs W or the kids to lug the heavy stuff while I carry the important stuff like the cans of beer.

Great system. Ask Mrs. W to tell me about it sometime.

Warspite1

Sure, Mrs W is a great raconteur - she really can tell a story, and always makes any situation come alive. I will pass her the keyboard and she can tell you.

[warspite1]

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I get Mrs W or the kids to lug the heavy stuff while I carry the important stuff like the cans of beer.

Great system. Ask Mrs. W to tell me about it sometime.

Warspite1

Sure, Mrs W is a great raconteur - she really can tell a story, and always makes any situation come alive. I will pass her the keyboard and she can tell you.

Mrs Warspite1

Hello - is that you Mr Steiner sir? Well Mr W has asked me to tell you about his system for hauling supplies. Well its like this: He gets me or the kids to lug the heavy stuff while he carries the important stuff like the cans of beer.

[parusski]

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Great system. Ask Mrs. W to tell me about it sometime.

Warspite1

Sure, Mrs W is a great raconteur - she really can tell a story, and always makes any situation come alive. I will pass her the keyboard and she can tell you.

Mrs Warspite1

Hello - is that you Mr Steiner sir? Well Mr W has asked me to tell you about his system for hauling supplies. Well its like this: He gets me or the kids to lug the heavy stuff while he carries the important stuff like the cans of beer.

And you are ok with this 12th century way of doing things??

[warspite1]

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Warspite1

Sure, Mrs W is a great raconteur - she really can tell a story, and always makes any situation come alive. I will pass her the keyboard and she can tell you.

Mrs Warspite1

Hello - is that you Mr Steiner sir? Well Mr W has asked me to tell you about his system for hauling supplies. Well its like this: He gets me or the kids to lug the heavy stuff while he carries the important stuff like the cans of beer.

And you are ok with this 12th century way of doing things??

Mrs Warspite1

Oh yes Mr Steiner sir. Mr W is a real gent, not many like him in the world.

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Mrs Warspite1

Oh yes Mr Steiner sir. Mr W is a real gent, not many like him in the world.

HAHA, LOL...good one.

Did you know he just bet 100,000 British punies on a football game?

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Mrs Warspite1

Oh yes Mr Steiner sir. Mr W is a real gent, not many like him in the world.

HAHA, LOL...good one.

Did you know he just bet 100,000 British punies on a football game?

Mrs Warspite1

Oh no sir I don't asks about money - thats all a bit complicated so I leaves that to Mr W. Mr W was mumbling to hisself earlier; something about a sure thing, rich beyond wildest dreams, new house and something about getting a younger model - I assume he's talking about a new car.

[parusski]

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Mrs Warspite1

Oh yes Mr Steiner sir. Mr W is a real gent, not many like him in the world.

HAHA, LOL...good one.

Did you know he just bet 100,000 British punies on a football game?

Mrs Warspite1

Oh no sir I don't asks about money - thats all a bit complicated so I leaves that to Mr W. Mr W was mumbling to hisself earlier; something about a sure thing, rich beyond wildest dreams, new house and something about getting a younger model - I assume he's talking about a new car.

Warspite1, it was nice talking to Mrs.W. She's not worrying her little minds bout nufin.

Here is the picture of that new model you want:

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HAHA, LOL...good one.

Did you know he just bet 100,000 British punies on a football game?

Mrs Warspite1

Oh no sir I don't asks about money - thats all a bit complicated so I leaves that to Mr W. Mr W was mumbling to hisself earlier; something about a sure thing, rich beyond wildest dreams, new house and something about getting a younger model - I assume he's talking about a new car.

Warspite1, it was nice talking to Mrs.W. She's not worrying her little minds bout nufin.

Here is the picture of that new model you want:

Mrs Warspite1

Mr Steiner sir, I still has the keyboard.

Well that picture whats you've just put up - that don't look like a car, although I'm sure she makes for a good ride an that? Mr Steiner, might I asks, what has that picture got to do with Mr W?

[parusski]

Mr Steiner sir, I still has the keyboard.

Well that picture whats you've just put up - that don't look like a car, although I'm sure she makes for a good ride an that? Mr Steiner, might I asks, what has that picture got to do with Mr W?

He just wanted to see a photo of my wife. I just traded, I mean married her. That is just a picture of Mrs. Steiner. Mr. W is looking for a new car for you, as for what he is looking for, I ahsk.dlsklclkjfl ALAAl AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH...must not babble, must not babble.

All is well Mrs. W.

[Orm]

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HAHA, LOL...good one.

Did you know he just bet 100,000 British punies on a football game?

Mrs Warspite1

Oh no sir I don't asks about money - thats all a bit complicated so I leaves that to Mr W. Mr W was mumbling to hisself earlier; something about a sure thing, rich beyond wildest dreams, new house and something about getting a younger model - I assume he's talking about a new car.

Warspite1, it was nice talking to Mrs.W. She's not worrying her little minds bout nufin.

Here is the picture of that new model you want:

Indeed. That is a nice pool. Who would not want such a pool.

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Mrs Warspite1

Oh no sir I don't asks about money - thats all a bit complicated so I leaves that to Mr W. Mr W was mumbling to hisself earlier; something about a sure thing, rich beyond wildest dreams, new house and something about getting a younger model - I assume he's talking about a new car.

Warspite1, it was nice talking to Mrs.W. She's not worrying her little minds bout nufin.

Here is the picture of that new model you want:

Indeed. That is a nice pool. Who would not want such a pool.

Zing POW. Good one Orm. See Mrs. W, it's the pool Mr. girlie man prancing around a field in shorts with long flowing hair only wants a pool. WHEW.

[warspite1]

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Mr Steiner sir, I still has the keyboard.

Well that picture whats you've just put up - that don't look like a car, although I'm sure she makes for a good ride an that? Mr Steiner, might I asks, what has that picture got to do with Mr W?

He just wanted to see a photo of my wife. I just traded, I mean married her. That is just a picture of Mrs. Steiner. Mr. W is looking for a new car for you, as for what he is looking for, I ahsk.dlsklclkjfl ALAAl AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH...must not babble, must not babble.

All is well Mrs. W.

Mrs Warspite1

But Mr Steiner sir, I thoughts Mrs S was black? I knows I never went to university or owt, but that lady in the pool; well she looks er well, white? Is there something you isn't telling me here Mr S?

[parusski]

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Mr Steiner sir, I still has the keyboard.

Well that picture whats you've just put up - that don't look like a car, although I'm sure she makes for a good ride an that? Mr Steiner, might I asks, what has that picture got to do with Mr W?

He just wanted to see a photo of my wife. I just traded, I mean married her. That is just a picture of Mrs. Steiner. Mr. W is looking for a new car for you, as for what he is looking for, I ahsk.dlsklclkjfl ALAAl AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH...must not babble, must not babble.

All is well Mrs. W.

Mrs Warspite1

But Mr Steiner sir, I thoughts Mrs S was black? I knows I never went to university or owt, but that lady in the pool; well she looks er well, white? Is there something you isn't telling me here Mr S?

Oh, I was careless. That is my sister. Sorry about the mix up.

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He just wanted to see a photo of my wife. I just traded, I mean married her. That is just a picture of Mrs. Steiner. Mr. W is looking for a new car for you, as for what he is looking for, I ahsk.dlsklclkjfl ALAAl AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH...must not babble, must not babble.

All is well Mrs. W.

Mrs Warspite1

But Mr Steiner sir, I thoughts Mrs S was black? I knows I never went to university or owt, but that lady in the pool; well she looks er well, white? Is there something you isn't telling me here Mr S?

Oh, I was careless. That is my sister. Sorry about the mix up.

Mrs Warspite1

Mr Steiner sir, can I asks you a question? Why are you 117 and your sister is yet to see 25?

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Mrs Warspite1

Mr Steiner sir, can I asks you a question? Why are you 117 and your sister is yet to see 25?

Mrs. W's. Mrs. Steiner here. My dear Rolf said "Oh LORD" and fainted. I will not allow him to continue this crazy conversation. He may be a healthy 117 but he is STILL 117. Tell Mr. W that Steiner will be back when I allow it.