A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

[MakeeLearn]

Rooky Rhere!!!

Arried-mens have so many engines, put P-38 V-12 Alrrison engine into roadster.

Soon, Arried-mens be ruising downtown Tokyo like Samurai on saruraday night.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: sprior

Broody herr, Sprior-San visit honourabre ancestors* and production-expert give advice. Have broody head ache now


*Dishonourabre ancestors arso avairabre

[Makes wooo-eeee-oooo 'haunted' mystic sound]

Honourabre ancestors demand sacrifice....you must send them a case of Gin...do not pour it onto ground...send to San Antonio, Texas....address pending receipt....message ends....wooo-eeee-ooooo

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

F4U engine

Hai. Arried mens have "F" 4 U, Cap Mandrake-san.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Chickenboy-san just noticed 2484 oil refinery production turned off. Why would your refineries anywhere be turned off?

[Chickenboy]

Cap Mandrake-san prease to show screenshots of arr corumn of "Air"; "RD Air" and remainder of corumn of "Engines" that not shown previousry? Domo.

[Lowpe]

Because the Allies turned them off before they were conquered, and Japan neglected to turn them on.

I wonder if the Allies set resources and manpower to repair?

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Lowpe

Because the Allies turned them off before they were conquered, and Japan neglected to turn them on.

I wonder if the Allies set resources and manpower to repair?

Dirty Arried dogs! Make Japans mens production fair by assumed incompetence? How dare they assume that to be true?!? [:@]

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Someone have to exprain Mandarake-san. Brirriant industrarists Mandarake-san and SPrior-san turn off arr of crappy engines but some idiot stir make them?

Those engine factories are currently turned off / non-existent. But being as it is June 15, the factory workers must have been orders from brilliant industrialists Mandrake-san and Sprior-san until a couple days ago. It appears as though these factories were then converted to something else and 'wiped' off the production slate, making them 0(0).

Sound about right?

Mandarake-san berieve most-ah converted to othah engines many months ago, probabry Dec 41 or January 42..or at reast TRY to convert.

No. As your production chart in post #2823 shows, you were still producing *some* of those engines in June 1942 (entry under 'this month' column header). You weren't producing them *last turn*, so not sure what happened between the beginning of the month and last turn in turns of switching off production.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


No. As your production chart in post #2823 shows, you were still producing *some* of those engines in June 1942 (entry under 'this month' column header). You weren't producing them *last turn*, so not sure what happened between the beginning of the month and last turn in turns of switching off production.

Right...I agree that is what it shows but I am saying those lines were converted many, many months ago, January 42, I think. It shows the same deal every month

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Chickenboy-san just noticed 2484 oil refinery production turned off. Why would your refineries anywhere be turned off?

Yes, noticed that too. Miri production WAS off for some reason (not sure what happened). Port Arthur is turned on but failed the oil
check this turn. We are having to ship in oil to Port Arthur. All other refineries are on according to the industry chart.

[Cap Mandrake]

OK...did some research on antique engine production by loading an old turn from Jun 3.

The pool numbers and the "production this month" number for Kotobuki and Amakaza and Hitachi (early) are exactly the same for June 3 and June 13...so there really ISN'T any more production...the "production this month" number is wrong.

The Ha-31 pool is actually declining from usage for a recon plane.

[zuluhour]

probrem sorved Mandrake san, new industry trainee

[Lowpe]

Sometimes excess planes in pools are scrapped and engines added back from the scrapping procedure.

Sometimes the numbers are just plain wrong too.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: zuluhour

probrem sorved Mandrake san, new industry trainee

What-ah hahppen? Too much cow hormones. [X(]

That-ah remind Mandarake-san of time brothah stearh Mandarake-san name tag that-ah say "MD" at gorf torunament and one of "Tee Girhs" in bikini offah to show Mandarake-san brothah breasesses aftah speciarh surgery to make biggah. This-ah because brothah terr Tee Girh he in carr group with prastic surgeon that-ah make breastesses biggah.

Brothah have name tag for 3 hours and get more mireage than Mandarake-san get in weeks.

[zuluhour]

[:D] id like to see her sneeze

[Cap Mandrake]

Ah-ten-SHUN!

[Cap Mandrake]

Based on suggestion of Chickenboy-san and Lowpe-san, Japan-mens hire Aran Hata as "Industriarh Consurtant" with M&M Enterprises.

Temporary turn off production of Kate, Varh, transports, Mavis, Jake and Dinah because have-ah inventory.

Most fort buirding stopped.

Ha-45 engine accerated. Sam accerated. Othah pranes mentioned arready accerated.

Expansion of severarh airprane factories stopped.

Mistah Hata onry ask for excrusive rights to game of basebarr in arr of Japans. Idiot! Nobody even pray stupid game here.

[zuluhour]

I beg to differ, prease no farse (hey dat funny) news.



*I'd even pay for front row seat,

**seems rike Zulu san cant keep fingers off raunch codes, grad Zulu san have no buttons, onry fry.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: zuluhour

I beg to differ, prease no farse (hey dat funny) news.



*I'd even pay for front row seat,

**seems rike Zulu san cant keep fingers off raunch codes, grad Zulu san have no buttons, onry fry.

Arr of Zuruhour comments seem to have pictures of womans. Mandarake-san have two tickets front row 3rd base side right by dugout. Bettah view of R hand pitchahs. How much Zuruhour offah?

[Cap Mandrake]

Actuarry, first base side pretty good arso.