A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

[Cap Mandrake]

Hey, it-ah wah. You guys start it with oir embargo.

[Cap Mandrake]

Arso, racist Dr Seuss cartoons not-ah exacatarry go ovah very werr either.

[Cap Mandrake]

Redroyment for Southern Hemisphere Wintah Vacation

[MakeeLearn]

WHOO-HOO Cairns on Saturday night... Reeling Rucky!

[Chickenboy]

[Puts head in-ah hands before asking] When are Tojos coming onrine? Should be soon if-ah industry handered werr.

[Chickenboy]

If have IJAAF Oscar-Ic or IJAAF Tojo II-a, that-ah makey big diffahance in performance versus crap arried dog fightahs.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

[Puts head in-ah hands before asking] When are Tojos coming onrine? Should be soon if-ah industry handered werr.

Hai, one Tojo IIa Sentai formed in Singapore with crack pirots to dear with annoying P-40 Sweeps ovah Burma. Probabry 2-3 weeks for next Sentai

[Cap Mandrake]

Mandarake-san turn off repair on two Tojo factories to save suppries. Current production about 18 per month. Mandarake-san use up some suppries accerating Sam research and big move on Frank research. Suppry at Tokyo start to go up again.

Can probabry turn on repair at one more Tojo prant.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandarake-san turn off repair on two Tojo factories to save suppries. Current production about 18 per month. Mandarake-san use up some suppries accerating Sam research and big move on Frank research. Suppry at Tokyo start to go up again.

Can probabry turn on repair at one more Tojo prant.

Chickenboy-san recommend producing >75 Tojo-IIa until accelerate to IIc. Then produce >100 / month. IIa is best IJAAF fighter until IIc, which best IJAAF fighter untir Frank-a. Mandrake-san no want fry Oscar Ic or IIa/b untir Frank come onrine. He commit seppuku much earrier than-ah pranned from frustration.

[Cap Mandrake]

Hai. Turn on repair on two prants arready converted to Tojo IIa. Be at 75/month quickry.

[MakeeLearn]

HMMM... this AAR seems real familiar...

[Cap Mandrake]

Hey..wait minute. Japan-mens not-ah have probrem with "F" sound.

That-ah riberous.

[Cap Mandrake]

**********08:10, Jury 2, 1942(d), Cairns Post Office, requisitioned as HQ for 2nd Port Support Group, Imperiarh Japan-mens Army*****


Lt. Cdr. Fukumi: <is struck by a beam of sunshine and awakens suddenry from cot...rooks at watch> HORY CRAP! HOW COME NOBODY WAKE UP FUKUMI-SAN! <quickary button tunic and wark outside in bare feet> Hey! Where everyone go? <There are no comrades about. Nothing. Not-ah even singurh Japan-mens vehicurh. A rearization come ovah Fukumi-san> Hey! What-ah hahppen to ships and randing craft? <Fubuki-san spot famiriar face..it-ah Mrs. McGuiricuty from
curio shop. Arways friendary. Arways make good tea. Arways smiring. Mrs McGuiricty onry Austraria-womans friend. He waves> Mrs. McGuiricty, what-ah hahppen to ships? <Mrs. McGuiricuty continue warking...smiring...but there something different today>

Mrs. McGuiricuty: Why, it seems to me they have all gone Commander. <smile get-ah biggah and bring out big axe handurh from behind back> Gone, all of them....

[Cap Mandrake]

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[Cap Mandrake]

--Unberievabry successfur redeproyment so far. 35K Japan-mens get out of Cairns in one night. Two AK's hit by subs but-ah none sink. No air losses.

2 Divisions with arr of equipment, a Regt of infantry, two parachute units, artirray and remaining aviation support get out at
night. 2nd Port unit herp everyone get on boats and then reave at sunrise in landing craft. Even 4 damaged pranes get out. Even move out about 40,000 resources and arr but 400 suppry....everyone except Lt Cmdr Fukumi. Idiot rove beauty sreep.

[Cap Mandrake]

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[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

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Well, this guy seems pretty happy about being left behind - his morale is 99! [:D]

He also has to be about the chubbiest guy in the Japanese armed forces - he's got 41 tons of supplies, and thinks he needs more!! [X(]

Maybe he was so heavy he couldn't get out of bed? [&:]

EDIT - as evidence for this last - he is apparently "not loadable"

[Cap Mandrake]

Mrs. McGuiricuty fix discordant morarh probrem. Perhaps have 41 tons of booze?

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mrs. McGuiricuty fix discordant morarh probrem. Perhaps have 41 tons of booze?

Well, if he is "unloadable", perhaps he can't get drunk... [:'(]

[Mike McCreery]

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mrs. McGuiricuty fix discordant morarh probrem. Perhaps have 41 tons of booze?

Well, if he is "unloadable", perhaps he can't get drunk... [:'(]

That would make him a Russian spy!