THE THREAD!!!

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

Andre, I caught your interview on NPR.[&o] Very nicely done! [:)]

Wha? [&:]

[AW1Steve]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

Andre, I caught your interview on NPR.[&o] Very nicely done! [:)]

Wha? [&:]

He was warning that we should avoid contact with all New Yorker as they carry "hooof and mouth disease" as well as "Mad cow". [:D]

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

Andre, I caught your interview on NPR.[&o] Very nicely done! [:)]

Wha? [&:]

He was warning that we should avoid contact with all New Yorker as they carry "hooof and mouth disease" as well as "Mad cow". [:D]

That's "foot in mouth".....jeez, can't even listen right. [8|]

[AW1Steve]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo




Wha? [&:]

He was warning that we should avoid contact with all New Yorker as they carry "hooof and mouth disease" as well as "Mad cow". [:D]

That's "foot in mouth".....jeez, can't even listen right. [8|]

No.No.No. Californians get "foot in mouth disease", closely related to "head up @$$ disease". NYer's get "hoof and mouth", just like other cattle![:D]

[Terminus]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: Terminus

Just ordered an IPhone 4. It's nice to be a brainwashed sheep...[:D]

But you'll be a happy brainwashed sheep with an awesome phone [:D]

All Glory To The Great Steve!

[Terminus]

-37 tithe...

[AW1Steve]

ORIGINAL: Terminus

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: Terminus

Just ordered an IPhone 4. It's nice to be a brainwashed sheep...[:D]

But you'll be a happy brainwashed sheep with an awesome phone [:D]

All Glory To The Great Steve!

WTF? Have I just been dissed? [&:]

[USSAmerica]

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

ORIGINAL: Terminus

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo




But you'll be a happy brainwashed sheep with an awesome phone [:D]

All Glory To The Great Steve!

WTF? Have I just been dissed? [&:]

Nope. You've been "Jobs'ed." [:D]

[AW1Steve]

ORIGINAL: USS America

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

ORIGINAL: Terminus




All Glory To The Great Steve!

WTF? Have I just been dissed? [&:]

Nope. You've been "Jobs'ed." [:D]

Ah, that STEVE! The only thing that I have in common with him is that Bill Gates has also @#$%$%%^^ 'd me! (Like everyone else using Microsoft!) [:D]

[JWE]

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
No.No.No. Californians get "foot in mouth disease", closely related to "head up @$$ disease". NYer's get "hoof and mouth", just like other cattle![:D]

Now just halt that harvester right there, Steevo. Just because we Californians are more tanned, healthier, live in a perfect climate, have more pneumatic chiquitas, and an economy that's bigger than most European countries, is no reason to get all pissy. I mean, I suppose it's natural for pasty, fish-belly white, John Deere hat wearing, farmer tanned, midwesterners to be a bit envious.

After all, we have surf, and you guys have those collection ponds off the Interstate. Our high points are the Sierras for skiing, and you guys have Bucko Bill's Feed Store and Twin Grain Elevator. We gots Napa and vino, and you guys have corn and soybeans. We gots Temecula and fruit orchards, and you guys have corn and soybeans. We gots crabs and tuna and dorado, and you guys have corn and soybeans. Ok, so perhaps we are a skoosh demented, and haven't seen a chopped harvester at the drag strip for a while, but don't you think you should accept and cherish your wayward brothers?

[AW1Steve]

ORIGINAL: JWE

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
No.No.No. Californians get "foot in mouth disease", closely related to "head up @$$ disease". NYer's get "hoof and mouth", just like other cattle![:D]

Now just halt that harvester right there, Steevo. Just because we Californians are more tanned, healthier, live in a perfect climate, have more pneumatic chiquitas, and an economy that's bigger than most European countries, is no reason to get all pissy. I mean, I suppose it's natural for pasty, fish-belly white, John Deere hat wearing, farmer tanned, midwesterners to be a bit envious.

After all, we have surf, and you guys have those collection ponds off the Interstate. Our high points are the Sierras for skiing, and you guys have Bucko Bill's Feed Store and Twin Grain Elevator. We gots Napa and vino, and you guys have corn and soybeans. We gots Temecula and fruit orchards, and you guys have corn and soybeans. We gots crabs and tuna and dorado, and you guys have corn and soybeans. Ok, so perhaps we are a skoosh demented, and haven't seen a chopped harvester at the drag strip for a while, but don't you think you should accept and cherish your wayward brothers?

In the local vernacular......DUDE! I was born a Downeaster, and consider myself a transplanted Northern Floridian (That's CRACKER to you son!). [:D] And although I very much like and admire these mid and westerners I'm currently living among, I'm no more one than a "Latte LuLu" because I lived in Seattle for two years. Or a Virginian because I lived there 10+ years. Or a Guamanian because I lived on that island for two years.Nor am I English,Icelandic Or any where else I've lived, including your exceptionally weird part of the woods of which my residence was measured in months (thank GOD!) and not years.

And you forgot SoCal's greatest and best known crops! FRUITS AND NUTS! [:D]SO THERE![:D][:D][:D]

[ChickenOfTheSea]

ORIGINAL: JWE

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
No.No.No. Californians get "foot in mouth disease", closely related to "head up @$$ disease". NYer's get "hoof and mouth", just like other cattle![:D]

Now just halt that harvester right there, Steevo. Just because we Californians are more tanned, healthier, live in a perfect climate, have more pneumatic chiquitas, and an economy that's bigger than most European countries, is no reason to get all pissy. I mean, I suppose it's natural for pasty, fish-belly white, John Deere hat wearing, farmer tanned, midwesterners to be a bit envious.

After all, we have surf, and you guys have those collection ponds off the Interstate. Our high points are the Sierras for skiing, and you guys have Bucko Bill's Feed Store and Twin Grain Elevator. We gots Napa and vino, and you guys have corn and soybeans. We gots Temecula and fruit orchards, and you guys have corn and soybeans. We gots crabs and tuna and dorado, and you guys have corn and soybeans. Ok, so perhaps we are a skoosh demented, and haven't seen a chopped harvester at the drag strip for a while, but don't you think you should accept and cherish your wayward brothers?

JWE,
I grew up in Steve's current home state and a couple of years ago we had a mountain range (by Nebraska standards) made entirely of composted cow dung that caught fire and burned for months. Can California match that for interesting scenary?

[AW1Steve]

ORIGINAL: ChickenOfTheSea

ORIGINAL: JWE

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
No.No.No. Californians get "foot in mouth disease", closely related to "head up @$$ disease". NYer's get "hoof and mouth", just like other cattle![:D]

Now just halt that harvester right there, Steevo. Just because we Californians are more tanned, healthier, live in a perfect climate, have more pneumatic chiquitas, and an economy that's bigger than most European countries, is no reason to get all pissy. I mean, I suppose it's natural for pasty, fish-belly white, John Deere hat wearing, farmer tanned, midwesterners to be a bit envious.

After all, we have surf, and you guys have those collection ponds off the Interstate. Our high points are the Sierras for skiing, and you guys have Bucko Bill's Feed Store and Twin Grain Elevator. We gots Napa and vino, and you guys have corn and soybeans. We gots Temecula and fruit orchards, and you guys have corn and soybeans. We gots crabs and tuna and dorado, and you guys have corn and soybeans. Ok, so perhaps we are a skoosh demented, and haven't seen a chopped harvester at the drag strip for a while, but don't you think you should accept and cherish your wayward brothers?

JWE,
I grew up in Steve's current home state and a couple of years ago we had a mountain range (by Nebraska standards) made entirely of composted cow dung that caught fire and burned for months. Can California match that for interesting scenary?

Now you've done it John! [:D] You've angered a GENUINE cornhusker! Watch out that the great corn spirit doesn't turn your cheese into popcorn and your wine into beer! [:D]

[USSAmerica]

Parole - Tithe. [&o]

[JWE]

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

ORIGINAL: ChickenOfTheSea
JWE,
I grew up in Steve's current home state and a couple of years ago we had a mountain range (by Nebraska standards) made entirely of composted cow dung that caught fire and burned for months. Can California match that for interesting scenary?

Now you've done it John! [:D] You've angered a GENUINE cornhusker! Watch out that the great corn spirit doesn't turn your cheese into popcorn and your wine into beer! [:D]

Composted cow dung ? Woof !! There was this hill in Michigan built out of garbage that even has a lift, iirc. Cow dung.. dang! Gives a whole new meaning to mashing the face of a mogul.

Yeah, them genuine cornhuskers been breakin our little Cali bones for a bit now, but we've been either too stoned or too busy to care much. Now, popcorn ain't bad, it's a real good munchie. But don't be messing with Napa, or I'll have to get medieval upon some boo-tocks. [;)]

[radar]

...get medieval on some boo-tucks...too funny!

[Walloc]

998 bottles of bear on the wall.....

[anarchyintheuk]

I would also add everyone whose state successfully deregulated energy put their hands in the air.

[sprior]

Since your children are older, how are you handling the whole "cell phone" issue with them? Do they pay for it and the monthly contract entirely out of their pockets?

The deal we have is for 100 minutes talk time and unlimited texts which is what she wants. I pay for it, it's our birthday present to her.

Meanwhile granny bought her an ipod touch. Fortunately it's the wi-fi version so she can connect the interweb at home or at college.

[sprior]

We gots crabs

You should get an ointment for that.