A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

[Cap Mandrake]

So here questions:

Japan-mens have extra HA-33 engines but seem rike bettah to just turn off productions and ret everyone take vacations instead of crose prant permanentarry and make rawn-mowahs or something.

Japan-mens need a bunch of Varhs aftah big air fight South Pacific and stir need some more Jakes and H6K5

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

So here questions:

Japan-mens have extra HA-33 engines but seem rike bettah to just turn off productions and ret everyone take vacations instead of crose prant permanentarry and make rawn-mowahs or something.

Japan-mens need a bunch of Varhs aftah big air fight South Pacific and stir need some more Jakes and H6K5

Most honorabre Mandrake-san not-ah actuarry ask question...

[Cap Mandrake]

Hai! What-ah kind of inventory good idea to maintain on Varhs, Mavissessess, Jakes,
Ha-33

Creary have to keep going on Varhs for whire. Stirr converting Petes to
Jakes on CL and few bases and CA's.

Probabry more Patrorh groups arrive and need Mavissessess. So...rike..what good inventories..pretend Japan-mens not-ah actuarry do this before.

[Zorch]

Dear Sir:

You use many words which are not contained within my 'A COMPENDIOUS DICTIONARY OF THE English Language'. I humbly suggest you refer to it for correct spelling, pronunciation, and usage.

Sincerely yours,

Noah Webster

[Cap Mandrake]

Mistah Webstah forehead too big. Rook funny. Perhaps try bangs. Eyes too big too. Maybe wear sungrasses rike ord quarterback from Chicago Bears. Rook rike need chromosome test. No offense.

[Cap Mandrake]

Onry one Ha-33 prant in Nagoya-district. Both-ah production and repair off. Workahs at prant kind of pissed off at Mistah Hata but Mitsubishi have bettah hearth pran than Nakajima and especiarry Aichi. Baahstards at Aichi not even match 401-K and no union eithah. So, Mistah Hata actuary in drivah seat but stir not want waste money.

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Zorch

Putting out the fire with gasoline https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpdHMaccjw4

Haven't seen that trick (although Red Adair and his Fire Eaters showed how to do it with dynamite).
But the idea reminded me of an incident during my UN tour in the UNEF2 mission to Egypt. Ghana contributed troops to monitor the buffer zone in the Sinai Desert and they had their own camp with some wooden buildings - one of which was the mess hall.

Well, having no training in basic camp setup, they disposed of their food scraps by dumping them alongside the mess hall building. They soon had a rat problem.

So they tackled the problem the way they do at home: they poured a dozen Jerry cans of gasoline down the rat holes and lit it. Of course the rat tunnels led under the wooden mess hall, which contributed nicely to the inferno - and the rat problem was solved!

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Hai! What-ah kind of inventory good idea to maintain on Varhs, Mavissessess, Jakes,
Ha-33

Creary have to keep going on Varhs for whire. Stirr converting Petes to
Jakes on CL and few bases and CA's.

Probabry more Patrorh groups arrive and need Mavissessess. So...rike..what good inventories..pretend Japan-mens not-ah actuarry do this before.

Chickenboy-san pretending Mandrake-san not-ah actuarry do this before.

25-30 H6K5 good enough. Make-ah sure to make-ah H8 Emiry when possibre. You-ah makey H6K4-L amphibious transport too? Good prane for transporting stranded units.

When-ah makey D4Y1? No. Not-ah D4Y1-C, that recon prane. D4Y1 Dive bombah reprace arr Vars. Only need enough D3A1 in poor untir D4Y1 come arong: usuarry in rate 1942 (with good-ah research) or earry 1943 (with botched research pran). Chickenboy-san think you get your D4Y1 in 1944. [:'(] 52(44) for Var factory in August 1942 bad joss.

Mandrake-san drink-ah too much sake with 160(103) Sarry pranes. 86 Herens probabry enough ER-B-AY for this rore.

Chickenboy-san use many E13A1 Jakes throughout war. Probabry produce twice as many (!) as makey now. Most honorabre Jake pirots die rike framing dogs around good Arried CAP.

Remembah research bonus! If-ah have more than 500 engines for airframe in poor, get-ah acceration research bonus. Chickenboy-san no stop making usefurr engine untir >500 engines in poor. Then suspend production (stop), no repah-re-repurops...do something erse with factory.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Onry one Ha-33 prant in Nagoya-district. Both-ah production and repair off. Workahs at prant kind of pissed off at Mistah Hata but Mitsubishi have bettah hearth pran than Nakajima and especiarry Aichi. Baahstards at Aichi not even match 401-K and no union eithah. So, Mistah Hata actuary in drivah seat but stir not want waste money.

Why factory in Nagoya damaged stirr? Why not repair, since arrready paid HI points for expansion? Kampetei have questions for Mistah Hata.

[Chickenboy]

[roaded question forrows]

When-ah Mandrake-san get Randy? [:D]

[Cap Mandrake]

Hory crap! Something terribry wrong. Mandarake-san pretty much undustand arr of that. Onry probrem Kampetei joke cause smarr soiring accident.

[MakeeLearn]

I say old chap, English is a difficult language. Yet it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

[zuluhour]

zuru san spit at monitor.[:D] Ruckery monitor not have feerings.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: MakeeLearn

I say old chap, English is a difficult language. Yet it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

[:D]

It-ah armost rike "ough" sound mean different things depend on day of week or something. Good thing "r" sound easy to say.

[Cap Mandrake]

Engarish guy:One of the engineers says this AAR might last 800 years. Can you imagine that, Colonel Saito? 800 years.

Col. Saito: Hory crap! That-ah rong time.

Engarish guy: Hory crap, indeed, Saito. As you say, "Hory crap". Now, on this matter of the Christmas musical show, we simply must have some of the guards in the role of Robbin's men. The leggings you have provided are simply too short for some of the taller men. Some of the lads from the Irish battalion are OK but otherwise, I'm afraid it all looks rather silly.....

Col. Saito: <under his breath> Hory crap!

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: zuluhour

zuru san spit at monitor.[:D] Ruckery monitor not have feerings.

+1 [:D]

[Mike Solli]

I can't understand a thing you guys are saying.

Maybe I should include this one in too:

Or maybe not....

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake



Engarish guy:One of the engineers says this AAR might last 800 years. Can you imagine that, Colonel Saito? 800 years.

Col. Saito: Hory crap! That-ah rong time.

Engarish guy: Hory crap, indeed, Saito. As you say, "Hory crap". Now, on this matter of the Christmas musical show, we simply must have some of the guards in the role of Robbin's men. The leggings you have provided are simply too short for some of the taller men. Some of the lads from the Irish battalion are OK but otherwise, I'm afraid it all looks rather silly.....

Col. Saito: <under his breath> Hory crap!

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Zorch

So they named the nearby town after the Jewish guy that got escaped? (Cant-ya-nab-Uri). A great honour!

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: Zorch

So they named the nearby town after the Jewish guy that got escaped? (Cant-ya-nab-Uri). A great honour!

So how did Bangkok get its name? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgc_LRjlbTU