So, One Day...

[LST Express]

Mel Torme and Roy Rogers in side by side ammo crates! McArthur jolts awake thinking, thank God! That was one messed up......

[bradfordkay]

(Off topic note because of the "side by side ammo crates" comment: my dad specifically requested that his ashes be interred in a brass Japanese ammunition canister that he had, so we honored his request - except for the two film canisters' worth of his ashes, one of which was fired from his revolutionary war grenade mortar at his wake and the other was fired from a naval gun at Fort Moultree).

[crsutton]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

"Operation PT-109" and read "Talk to that bastard Castro about those sons of bitches the...."

No skylarking ladies. Back on topic....

Torme interpretive folk dance group from Albania. Who in their first world tour accidentally left their tights at home and had to perform in front of the Queen of England wearing nothing but.....

[Cap Mandrake]

Beefeater costumes borrowed from the Yeoman Warders. Owing to the unfamiliar costumes, the 2nd ballerina caused quite a stir when she...


(cool story about your dad Mr. Bradforkay)

[witpqs]

...wore her corset backwards, causing a wardrobe malfunction when...

[LST Express]

she executed a balancoire followed by a difficult triple axle that landed her.....




(yes, very nice Bradfordkay)

[jeffk3510]

square on the lap of her husbands lover who..

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: jeffk3510

square on the lap of her husbands lover who..

...looked at her sitting in his lap, sniffed, and inquired, "Pardon me, ma'am, but do you have any Grey Poupon?"

"No", she replied, "but I did...

[Canoerebel]

"....take a shine to Grey's anatomy."  In particular, his....

[Cap Mandrake]

turgid....

[Canoerebel]

...leaf of lettuce.  Vegetables were his speciality, a gift he demonstrated more than once by eating raw a....

[Cap Mandrake]

a 5 1/2 foot tall celery plant which he had proudly grown in his small organic plot in Alamagordo....

[crsutton]

Next to the brand new Alamagordo nuclear facility. "Built by Jesuits, run by Jesuits to supply clean, safe afordable energy too the less fortunate....

[Cap Mandrake]

[:D][:D]

[LST Express]

folks living in the nearby Sacramento mountains who are afraid to go out at night because of the glow-in-the-dark Jap commandos seen running around.......

[Cap Mandrake]

happily, they were found not to be Jap commandos, but the 1942 pledges of the UCLA Alpha Epsilon Pi fraternity who had found themselves in New Mexico as the result of....

[vettim89]

making the wrong turn at Albequerque. Undaunted, they ........

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: vettim89

making the wrong turn at Albequerque. Undaunted, they ........

continued on to the treasure cave. Arriving outside the sealed door, they struggled to remember the right password to the enchanted rock face. "Aha!", yelped one of the pledges, "It's..."

[Canoerebel]

"...Shazam!"
 
The sealed door immediately opened and out walked this goofy looking U.S. Marine who had a biblical name of some kind...Was it Rahab?  No.  Saphira?  No.  Orpah?  Nah.
 
Gomer!  It was Gomer!  But what was he doing in a cave in New Mexico, and why was Luann trailing behind him holding..."

[Cap Mandrake]

two small but evidently heavy half spheres of grey metal. As she moved she stumbled slightly, causing her to....