A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Perhaps it was a range issue with Vals? 7 hexes. Or do you get down to M-80's and Piccaro Petes when you use up the sorties?

You should get more sorties with use of 60 kg bombs. You can make 4 of them by sawing up one 250 kg bomb. Even if the Vahs carry
two of the 60 kg bombs, you still get doubruhe the number of sorties. This is good practice for your pirots. Prince of Wayahs not get
broken too fast so you have target for days of practice too!

[Cap Mandrake]

*******December 14, 1941(d)**********

Suru Sea/Mindanao: Japan-mens Navy just minding own business and some annoying Firripino crappy rust buckets make Japan-mens get out of bunks.

Night Time Surface Combat, near Dinagat at 81,87, Range 9,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
DD Yamagumo
TB Chidori
TB Manazuru
TB Hatsukari
TB Tomozuru

Allied Ships
xAKL Luzon, Shell hits 9, heavy fires, heavy damage
xAKL Magallanes, Shell hits 8, heavy fires, heavy damage
xAKL Princessa
xAKL Princess of Cebu, Shell hits 10, and is sunk

Then Kaga just minding own business going home to get fuerh when annoying, crappy Chinese-mens rust buckets show up.

Morning Air attack on TF, near Davao at 82,92

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid spotted at 20 NM, estimated altitude 10,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 8 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 12
B5N1 Kate x 9

No Japanese losses

Allied Ships
xAKL Yat Shing, Bomb hits 4, heavy fires, heavy damage
xAKL Kanchow, Bomb hits 3, heavy fires, heavy damage

Hory crap! They arr ovah prace!

Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Tapul at 73,90

Weather in hex: Clear sky

Raid spotted at 19 NM, estimated altitude 13,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 6 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 9
D3A1 Val x 14

Japanese aircraft losses
D3A1 Val: 5 damaged

Allied Ships
xAK Hanyang, Bomb hits 1, on fire
xAK Fatshan, Bomb hits 3, on fire
xAK Nanning, Bomb hits 7, and is sunk


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Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Jolo at 74,91

Weather in hex: Heavy cloud

Raid spotted at 5 NM, estimated altitude 13,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 1 minutes

Japanese aircraft
B5N2 Kate x 22

No Japanese losses

Allied Ships
xAKL Latouche, Bomb hits 3, and is sunk
xAKL Cebu, Bomb hits 3, and is sunk

[Cap Mandrake]

Ruzon Nothing happen except we brow up PT boat but no fat guys on boat.


Operation Connie Ringus Not-ah much happen. Arried-mens carriers not around. Japan-mens not see anything but rousy Gren pirot near
Suva have hemorrhoids so he take day off. May stirr be big surprise when KB shows up.

[Cap Mandrake]

Ressr Sundas Prince of Wares and Repurse disappear. Probabry go back to Soerabaja.
Japan-mens not know because recon pranes have to move back. Shouhd be safe to rand at Manado today.

[Cap Mandrake]

Malaysia Rook rike Arries run away from Johore. This smart move. In possiburh war crime, Admirar SPrior rand at Kuantan too.

[Cap Mandrake]

]***********Beachside Virra, Truk, Dec. 14, 1941(D)******


Admirar Mandrake-san: Mandrake-san not-ah rearrize girhs from Truk rook so good in bathing suit. Can we carr you "Zoy" isntead?

Zoytanta: Zoy is fine Admiral, but the island is called "Ruk" or "Chukk".

Admirar Mandrake-san: What-ah happen to "T"? Not-ah mattah. Japan-mens take ovah. Now Truk Ragoon........ Werr, we arso need good sperrer. Ret me see.....how sperr Rabaurh?

Zoytanta: "Rabaul".......R..A..B...A...U........ummm...R..H?

Admirar Mandrake-san: PERFECT! You hired-ah!

[Cap Mandrake]

By ra way, where do you have to go to get aerial torpedoes for the Kates? It-ah rousy way to run Navy.

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

By ra way, where do you have to go to get aerial torpedoes for the Kates? It-ah rousy way to run Navy.

M&M Enterprises!

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

By ra way, where do you have to go to get aerial torpedoes for the Kates? It-ah rousy way to run Navy.

Some ah-prace with sufficient naval support to arrow rearmament of Japan men's carrier freet. Check-ah manuar for ah-more specific! Hai!

[Grollub]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

By ra way, where do you have to go to get aerial torpedoes for the Kates? It-ah rousy way to run Navy.

If we tarking about Kate Beckinsares, she could get torpedoes just about everywhere. Hai!

[zuluhour]

Capt'n, you know your going to use your "new accent" accidently at some point.......GOD, I'd like to be there![:D][:D]

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Grollub

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

By ra way, where do you have to go to get aerial torpedoes for the Kates? It-ah rousy way to run Navy.

If we tarking about Kate Beckinsares, she could get torpedoes just about everywhere. Hai!

Hai! We instruct pirots to not-ah harm beautifurh womans during Pearh Harbor attack but we give speciarh bonus for any pirot who kirr Ben Affrek

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: zuluhour

Capt'n, you know your going to use your "new accent" accidently at some point.......GOD, I'd like to be there![:D][:D]

Mandrake-san arready use to book hoterh room in San Diego. It-ah rearry fun. Nearry have bradder accident giving card number.

Mandrake-san househord arso have ATT-uverse so incoming phone carr show up on TV. Stirr waiting to use on arumni association carrer. [:)]

[Cap Mandrake]

Arhso accidentarry say "HAI!" in answer to patient question in Spanish. [:D]

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: Grollub

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

By ra way, where do you have to go to get aerial torpedoes for the Kates? It-ah rousy way to run Navy.

If we tarking about Kate Beckinsares, she could get torpedoes just about everywhere. Hai!

Hai! We instruct pirots to not-ah harm beautifurh womans during Pearh Harbor attack but we give speciarh bonus for any pirot who kirr Ben Affrek

Where can we donate to this just cause?

[Cap Mandrake]

Send check. Make out to Committee for Aborition of Severe Hypoacting (C.A.S.H)

[Cap Mandrake]

Combatant losses. How much AV strength will we need to capture the PI? We essentially have 2 divisions plus 65th Brigade, extra armor and a bunch of arty.

We can start some serious aerial bombardment after Hong Kong falls and we kill all the P-40's on Luzon.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Combatant losses. How much AV strength will we need to capture the PI? We essentially have 2 divisions plus 65th Brigade, extra armor and a bunch of arty.

We can start some serious aerial bombardment after Hong Kong falls and we kill all the P-40's on Luzon.

Wear 'em down first. Otherwise, that spartan a force will be woefully insufficient. I presume that your opponent has turtled in the Clark Field hex?

[bradfordkay]

ORIGINAL: zuluhour

Capt'n, you know your going to use your "new accent" accidently at some point.......GOD, I'd like to be there![:D][:D]

After reading several pages of this AAR I grabbed some ice cream and my brain auto corrected it to "Strawbelly". [8|]

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: bradfordkay

ORIGINAL: zuluhour

Capt'n, you know your going to use your "new accent" accidently at some point.......GOD, I'd like to be there![:D][:D]

After reading several pages of this AAR I grabbed some ice cream and my brain auto corrected it to "Strawbelly". [8|]

Ahhh! That-ah dericious!


By ra way. I dare you not to say it that way next time you bite into a savory bit of tri-tip.


"Ahhhhh! That-ah dericious"