A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

*********Aboard a Lisunov Li-2 (license built C-47) 5000 over Sea of Japan, just reaving coast of Japans
*******

3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: <looks out window> See you ratah rittah yarrow bastards. HAHAHAHA

Aide: HAHAHA. Da, see you ratah in Manchuria. HAHAHAHA. Comrade Charge de Affairs did you pay the gardener?

3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: I thought YOU did. HAHAHAHAHA

Aide: HAHAHAHA. Oops. HAHAHAHA

3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: HAHAHA. Do you remember Miyagi-san skinny neck and silly hand clippers?.....And the vodka? I won't miss that.....

Aide: Remember when Miyagi-san mention nephew need job fixing aeropranes and Andropov-san give him contract to rook after Soviet transport aircraft? I see Miyagi-san nephew at airport just before we reave. Nephew not seem sad about rosing job - more rike smirking.

3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: HAHAHA ... wait ... smirking?
Oh-Oh! Terr pirot turn airprane around!

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

*********Aboard a Lisunov Li-2 (license built C-47) 5000 over Sea of Japan, just reaving coast of Japans
*******

3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: <looks out window> See you ratah rittah yarrow bastards. HAHAHAHA

Aide: HAHAHA. Da, see you ratah in Manchuria. HAHAHAHA. Comrade Charge de Affairs did you pay the gardener?

3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: I thought YOU did. HAHAHAHAHA

Aide: HAHAHAHA. Oops. HAHAHAHA

3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: HAHAHA. Do you remember Miyagi-san skinny neck and silly hand clippers?.....And the vodka? I won't miss that.....

Aide: Remember when Miyagi-san mention nephew need job fixing aeropranes and Andropov-san give him contract to rook after Soviet transport aircraft? I see Miyagi-san nephew at airport just before we reave. Nephew not seem sad about rosing job - more rike smirking.

3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: HAHAHA ... wait ... smirking?
Oh-Oh! Terr pirot turn airprane around!

Andropov's been in Tokyo too long... he's picked up a Japanese accent!! [X(] [:D]

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

*********Aboard a Lisunov Li-2 (license built C-47) 5000 over Sea of Japan, just reaving coast of Japans
*******

3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: <looks out window> See you ratah rittah yarrow bastards. HAHAHAHA

Aide: HAHAHA. Da, see you ratah in Manchuria. HAHAHAHA. Comrade Charge de Affairs did you pay the gardener?

3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: I thought YOU did. HAHAHAHAHA

Aide: HAHAHAHA. Oops. HAHAHAHA

3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: HAHAHA. Do you remember Miyagi-san skinny neck and silly hand clippers?.....And the vodka? I won't miss that.....

Aide: Remember when Miyagi-san mention nephew need job fixing aeropranes and Andropov-san give him contract to rook after Soviet transport aircraft? I see Miyagi-san nephew at airport just before we reave. Nephew not seem sad about rosing job - more rike smirking.

3rd Asst Charge de Affairs Andropov, highest ranking Soviet diplomat in Japan: HAHAHA ... wait ... smirking?
Oh-Oh! Terr pirot turn airprane around!

Andropov's been in Tokyo too long... he's picked up a Japanese accent!! [X(] [:D]

Hory Crap, Com-ah-rade-san!

[MakeeLearn]

Russian Japanese?
Japanese Russian?

We got you covered.

[zuluhour]

meanwhile back in Soviet Union......

[Chickenboy]

KV-1 (x3) or KV-3?

[HansBolter]

Flak Tower?

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: zuluhour

meanwhile back in Soviet Union......

I bet it will capsize if hit below the water (vodka) line.

[Cap Mandrake]

"KV-3' [:D]

Pagoda-style KV-1

Sure, everyone raugh now but in rittah bit not so funny.

[Cap Mandrake]

*****************Kremlin, Mockba (the one in the Soviet Union, not Idaho)***************


Comrade Secretary Molotov: Oh, Holy Shit! We forgot to send this thing. Have Comrade Captain personally take it to Valdivostock via the Trans Siberian Railway, which unfortunately, has beem prone to delay recently. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Comrade Sexretary Natasha: HAHAHAHAHAH

[Bif1961]

Like the Japanese Fubuki Destroyers, the Russia found that this model was unstable being too top heavy. The Russian one however was not real.

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

*****************Kremlin, Mockba (the one in the Soviet Union, not Idaho)***************


Comrade Secretary Molotov: Oh, Holy Shit! We forgot to send this thing. Have Comrade Captain personally take it to Valdivostock via the Trans Siberian Railway, which unfortunately, has beem prone to delay recently. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Comrade Sexretary Natasha: HAHAHAHAHAH

Comrade Fearless Leader with Boris and Natasha.

[Zorch]

Babababump!

[Cap Mandrake]

*************Mutankiang Aerodrome, Manchuoko**********

Pvt. Honda: Isuzu-san, Honda-san think of ask for transfer to South Pacific because want to kirr enemy.

Pvt. Isuzu: Honda-san F***** IDIOT! Isuzu-san suggest Honda-san shut up before jinx everyone here.

Pvt. Honda: What-ah jinx?

<an ancient air raid warning begins to scream>

Pvt. Isuzu: <face parm>

[Cap Mandrake]

Morning Air attack on Mutankiang , at 111,42

Weather in hex: Thunderstorms

Raid spotted at 40 NM, estimated altitude 15,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 13 minutes

Japanese aircraft
no flights

Allied aircraft
SB-2 x 70

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-36 Ida: 1 destroyed on ground
Ki-15-II Babs: 1 destroyed on ground

No Allied losses

Airbase hits 3
Airbase supply hits 2
Runway hits 23

[:-]

[rtrapasso]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Morning Air attack on Mutankiang , at 111,42

Weather in hex: Thunderstorms

Raid spotted at 40 NM, estimated altitude 15,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 13 minutes

Japanese aircraft
no flights

Allied aircraft
SB-2 x 70

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-36 Ida: 1 destroyed on ground
Ki-15-II Babs: 1 destroyed on ground

No Allied losses

Airbase hits 3
Airbase supply hits 2
Runway hits 23

[:-]

Wow!! Is this an actual combat result??? [X(] You didn't post to the wrong game, did you?

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

*************Mutankiang Aerodrome, Manchuoko**********

Pvt. Honda: Isuzu-san, Honda-san think of ask for transfer to South Pacific because want to kirr enemy.

Pvt. Isuzu: Honda-san F***** IDIOT! Isuzu-san suggest Honda-san shut up before jinx everyone here.

Pvt. Honda: What-ah jinx?

<an ancient air raid warning begins to scream>

Pvt. Isuzu: <face parm>

Bring back Joe Isuzu!

[Cap Mandrake]

Sadly, Pvt Isuzu terring truth. Somehow, Manchuoko Garrison farr
to 7928/8000 and crazy Ivan send a bunch of crappy SB-2's arr ovah
prace. Sissy Russia-mens stir angry about Batturh of Tsushima.

Mandarake-san try exprain this for two pages but everyone too dense. [:)]

[Cap Mandrake]

Mandarake-san brame staff. Adm. SPrior-san not-ah say anything yet but Mandarake-san be sure check behind doors and things make sure not-ah ninja assassin in brack pajamas hide out

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Sadly, Pvt Isuzu terring truth. Somehow, Manchuoko Garrison farr
to 7928/8000 and crazy Ivan send a bunch of crappy SB-2's arr ovah
prace. Sissy Russia-mens stir angry about Batturh of Tsushima.

Mandarake-san try exprain this for two pages but everyone too dense. [:)]

No, Mandlake-san; it's your bad ruck. Many prayers have lower gallisons but you run red right when cop watching. [:-]