A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

[Cap Mandrake]

Mistah Hata-san send aviation support mens to Shikuka. It-ah pretty f****** dangerous prace.

Morning Air attack on TF, near Shikuka at 126,43

Weather in hex: Severe storms

Raid spotted at 40 NM, estimated altitude 13,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 13 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-27b Nate x 7

Allied aircraft
DB-3T x 18

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
DB-3T: 4 damaged

Japanese Ships
xAP Montevideo Maru
xAP Kashima Maru
xAP Kanzyu Maru

And

Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Shikuka at 126,43

Weather in hex: Light rain

Raid spotted at 15 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 5 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-27b Nate x 9

Allied aircraft
DB-3T x 17

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
DB-3T: 1 damaged

Japanese Ships
xAP Kashima Maru
xAP Montevideo Maru
xAP Kanzyu Maru

[Cap Mandrake]

Border defense troops near Rashin die for Emperor aftah two days. 6+ rifle divisions. Uggh.

Ground combat at 110,45 (near Rashin)

Allied Deliberate attack

Attacking force 76073 troops, 1087 guns, 860 vehicles, Assault Value = 2597

Defending force 1072 troops, 14 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 2

Allied adjusted assault: 1606

Japanese adjusted defense: 1

Allied assault odds: 1606 to 1

Combat modifiers
Defender: terrain(+), fatigue(-), supply(-)
Attacker:

Japanese ground losses:
1586 casualties reported
Squads: 19 destroyed, 0 disabled
Non Combat: 81 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 5 destroyed, 0 disabled
Guns lost 18 (18 destroyed, 0 disabled)
Units destroyed 1

Allied ground losses:
16 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 3 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Assaulting units:
1st Ussurii Tank Brigade
247th Rifle Brigade
190th Rifle Division
105th Rifle Division
262nd Rifle Brigade
8th Rifle Brigade
40th Rifle Division
187th Rifle Division
263rd Motorized Brigade
42nd Motorized Brigade
46th Engr-Sapper Bde
Soviet Far East Cmd
219th Corps Art Brigade
221st Corps Art Brigade
215th Howitzer Regiment
386th Howitzer Regiment
1132nd Howitzer Regiment
1134th Howitzer Regiment
25th Army
100th OM Howitzer Battalion

Defending units:
9th Border Defense Fortress

[Cap Mandrake]

Nasty Russia-mens force at Mishan as werr.

Ground combat at Mishan (114,42)

Allied Bombardment attack

Attacking force 28319 troops, 488 guns, 578 vehicles, Assault Value = 1042

Defending force 23271 troops, 235 guns, 302 vehicles, Assault Value = 590

Japanese ground losses:
127 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 2 disabled
Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 1 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 7 disabled
Guns lost 3 (1 destroyed, 2 disabled)
Vehicles lost 8 (5 destroyed, 3 disabled)

Allied ground losses:
43 casualties reported
Squads: 2 destroyed, 3 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Guns lost 3 (1 destroyed, 2 disabled)
Vehicles lost 9 (7 destroyed, 2 disabled)

Assaulting units:
75th Tank Brigade
39th Rifle Division
22nd Rifle Division
77th Tank Brigade
1138th Cannon Regiment
165th Hvy Howitzer Regiment
182nd Howitzer Regiment
87th Howitzer Regiment
372nd Hvy Howitzer Regiment
50th Cannon Regiment
1124th Cannon Regiment
43rd/44th AA Battalion
28th/70th AA Battalion

Defending units:
22nd Ind Engineer Regiment
10th Tank Regiment
24th Division
12th Border Defense Fortress
7th Ind Engineer Regiment
11th Tank Regiment
24th Fld AA Machinecannon Company
54th Field AA Battalion
20th Fld AA Machinecannon Company
5th Army
13th Mortar Battalion
5th Ind.Hvy.Art Battalion
27th Fld AA Machinecannon Company
45th Field Const Co

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Border defense troops near Rashin die for Emperor aftah two days. 6+ rifle divisions. Uggh.

Ground combat at 110,45 (near Rashin)

Allied Deliberate attack

Attacking force 76073 troops, 1087 guns, 860 vehicles, Assault Value = 2597

Defending force 1072 troops, 14 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 2

Allied adjusted assault: 1606

Japanese adjusted defense: 1

Allied assault odds: 1606 to 1

Combat modifiers
Defender: terrain(+), fatigue(-), supply(-)
Attacker:

Japanese ground losses:
1586 casualties reported
Squads: 19 destroyed, 0 disabled
Non Combat: 81 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 5 destroyed, 0 disabled
Guns lost 18 (18 destroyed, 0 disabled)
Units destroyed 1

Allied ground losses:
16 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 3 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Assaulting units:
1st Ussurii Tank Brigade
247th Rifle Brigade
190th Rifle Division
105th Rifle Division
262nd Rifle Brigade
8th Rifle Brigade
40th Rifle Division
187th Rifle Division
263rd Motorized Brigade
42nd Motorized Brigade
46th Engr-Sapper Bde
Soviet Far East Cmd
219th Corps Art Brigade
221st Corps Art Brigade
215th Howitzer Regiment
386th Howitzer Regiment
1132nd Howitzer Regiment
1134th Howitzer Regiment
25th Army
100th OM Howitzer Battalion

Defending units:
9th Border Defense Fortress

Russia-mens have OM Howitzers. OM stand for Ovahsized Mutha***kers. Brow up Japan-mens in forts no probrem.

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Border defense troops near Rashin die for Emperor aftah two days. 6+ rifle divisions. Uggh.

Ground combat at 110,45 (near Rashin)

Allied Deliberate attack

Attacking force 76073 troops, 1087 guns, 860 vehicles, Assault Value = 2597

Defending force 1072 troops, 14 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 2

Allied adjusted assault: 1606

Japanese adjusted defense: 1

Allied assault odds: 1606 to 1

Combat modifiers
Defender: terrain(+), fatigue(-), supply(-)
Attacker:

Japanese ground losses:
1586 casualties reported
Squads: 19 destroyed, 0 disabled
Non Combat: 81 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 5 destroyed, 0 disabled
Guns lost 18 (18 destroyed, 0 disabled)
Units destroyed 1

Allied ground losses:
16 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 3 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Assaulting units:
1st Ussurii Tank Brigade
247th Rifle Brigade
190th Rifle Division
105th Rifle Division
262nd Rifle Brigade
8th Rifle Brigade
40th Rifle Division
187th Rifle Division
263rd Motorized Brigade
42nd Motorized Brigade
46th Engr-Sapper Bde
Soviet Far East Cmd
219th Corps Art Brigade
221st Corps Art Brigade
215th Howitzer Regiment
386th Howitzer Regiment
1132nd Howitzer Regiment
1134th Howitzer Regiment
25th Army
100th OM Howitzer Battalion

Defending units:
9th Border Defense Fortress

Russia-mens have OM Howitzers. OM stand for Ovahsized Mutha***kers. Brow up Japan-mens in forts no probrem.

OM ( listen (help. · info), IAST: Auṃ or Oṃ, Devanagari: ॐ) is a sacred sound and a spiritual symbol in Hinduism, that signifies the essence of the ultimate reality, consciousness or Atman. It is a syllable that is chanted either independently or before a mantra in Hinduism, Buddhism, and Jainism.

Maybe Commie bastards have adopted it.

[BBfanboy]

BB-san reave it to Mandrake-san to exprain what Russia-mens BM howitzers hit you with ...

[Cap Mandrake]

Othah thing quite impressive Russia-mens have so many artirraries have to have 4 digit numbahs. Mandarake-san advise othah Japan-mens in othah universes not-ah accidentarry start fight with Russia-mens.

[Cap Mandrake]

Situation Manchuoko

[Cap Mandrake]

Aircrafts productions. Rittah misunderstanding with Russia-mens means Mistah Hata-san have to turn on arr of airpranes prants.

Factories make-ah exacatarry right amount of Ha-32 engines before but arr of sudden have to start make Sarries again so run out of Ha-32 inventory so have to turn off Betty production. Good news shortage of torpedo-trained pirots so not-ah need that many Betty right now anyway.

Arso suddenry need rots more Tojos in ordah reprace crappy Nates previousry just sit around in Manchuoko and take frying ressons. This-ah put crunch on Ha-34 engines so hvae to turn off Herens for a whire.

Arso run out of dive bombahs because big carriers batturh in Tongas.

[Cap Mandrake]

Some perhaps say..."What-ah Herr Mandarake-san get up at 4:56 AM on Sunday?"


Answer...Mandarake-san have to make wattahs. Go to sreep earry too. Arso save money on dinnah if eat before 5 PM.

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Othah thing quite impressive Russia-mens have so many artirraries have to have 4 digit numbahs. Mandarake-san advise othah Japan-mens in othah universes not-ah accidentarry start fight with Russia-mens.

Pelhaps commie bastawds discrover decimar point one day and take ovah wolld.

[Cap Mandrake]

************Office Ministah Prductions, Tokyo***********


Mistah Hata-san, srightarry retarded Productions Ministah: <rooking at check-a rist>

6,000 Ha-32 spark prugs....HAI!
760 Aeriarh torpedoes...HAI!
1000 A6M2 drop tanks...HAI!
800 metric tons Sodium Fruoride???? What-ah Herr. Who ordah arr of this crap?

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Some perhaps say..."What-ah Herr Mandarake-san get up at 4:56 AM on Sunday?"


Answer...Mandarake-san have to make wattahs. Go to sreep earry too. Arso save money on dinnah if eat before 5 PM.

Ah, Mandrake-san technical consultant for water reclamation plant!

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

************Office Ministah Prductions, Tokyo***********


Mistah Hata-san, srightarry retarded Productions Ministah: <rooking at check-a rist>

6,000 Ha-32 spark prugs....HAI!
760 Aeriarh torpedoes...HAI!
1000 A6M2 drop tanks...HAI!
800 metric tons Sodium Fruoride???? What-ah Herr. Who ordah arr of this crap?

Is for Fruoride bomb-ah, top-ah seclet pwoject of M&M Enterprises.

[Zorch]

Bump..bumpier...bumpest.

[Cap Mandrake]

Mandarke-san very busy. Forget what exactarry happen in wah. Main thing broody Russia-mens try take ovah everything.

[Cap Mandrake]

****************August 13, 1942(d)***************

Manchuoko annd Sakharin: 9th Rifurh Division show up Shikuku. Takao drive arr of way up from Samoa.

Night Naval bombardment of Shikuka at 126,43

Japanese Ships
CA Takao
DD Kuretake
DD Makinami
DD Teruzuki

Allied ground losses:
415 casualties reported
Squads: 2 destroyed, 15 disabled
Non Combat: 5 destroyed, 20 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled

CA Takao firing at 2nd Rifle Brigade
DD Kuretake firing at 79th Rifle Division
DD Makinami firing at 79th Rifle Division
DD Teruzuki firing at 79th Rifle Division

[Cap Mandrake]

Some of HI Bettys move ovah Ominato so not-ah have fry so far. This-ah work pretty good because no prace to hide at Shikuku.

Morning Air attack on 79th Rifle Division, at 126,43 (Shikuka)

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid spotted at 20 NM, estimated altitude 16,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 7 minutes

Japanese aircraft
G4M1 Betty x 51
Ki-27b Nate x 19

Allied aircraft
MiG-3 x 9

Japanese aircraft losses
G4M1 Betty: 1 destroyed, 7 damaged

No Allied losses

Allied ground losses:
360 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 16 disabled
Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 26 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled
Guns lost 9 (2 destroyed, 7 disabled)

Aircraft Attacking:
21 x G4M1 Betty bombing from 10000 feet
Ground Attack: 2 x 250 kg GP Bomb, 4 x 60 kg GP Bomb
28 x G4M1 Betty bombing from 10000 feet
Ground Attack: 2 x 250 kg GP Bomb, 4 x 60 kg GP Bomb

[Cap Mandrake]

Crappy Nates no good against broody Mig-3. Factories make a rot of Tojos now but take a whire. Mistah Hata-san use up rot of suppries but Mistah Tojo-san famiry membahs happy because everyone make ton of money.

Morning Air attack on 433rd Hvy Howitzer Regiment, at 126,43 (Shikuka)

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid spotted at 14 NM, estimated altitude 11,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 4 minutes

Japanese aircraft
G4M1 Betty x 71
Ki-27b Nate x 13

Allied aircraft
MiG-3 x 3

Japanese aircraft losses
G4M1 Betty: 8 damaged

No Allied losses

Allied ground losses:
10 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 14 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Guns lost 30 (1 destroyed, 29 disabled)
Vehicles lost 11 (1 destroyed, 10 disabled)

[Cap Mandrake]

Red Army spread out rike scaies rash in Manchuoko. Take up ton of resources. Medium bombahs assinged to Ruzon come ovah and two divisions on way as werr. Carriahs from Singapore start trip ovah. Batturships start up from South Pacific. Whore new wah.

Morning Air attack on 39th Rifle Division, at 114,42 (Mishan)

Weather in hex: Overcast

Raid spotted at 20 NM, estimated altitude 10,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 6 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-21-IIa Sally x 14
Ki-49-Ia Helen x 23

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-21-IIa Sally: 5 damaged
Ki-21-IIa Sally: 1 destroyed by flak
Ki-49-Ia Helen: 8 damaged

Allied ground losses:
313 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 22 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 24 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Aircraft Attacking:
14 x Ki-49-Ia Helen bombing from 6000 feet
Ground Attack: 4 x 250 kg GP Bomb
3 x Ki-49-Ia Helen bombing from 6000 feet
Ground Attack: 4 x 250 kg GP Bomb
4 x Ki-21-IIa Sally bombing from 6000 feet
Ground Attack: 4 x 250 kg GP Bomb
3 x Ki-49-Ia Helen bombing from 6000 feet
Ground Attack: 4 x 250 kg GP Bomb
10 x Ki-21-IIa Sally bombing from 6000 feet
Ground Attack: 4 x 250 kg GP Bomb
3 x Ki-49-Ia Helen bombing from 6000 feet
Ground Attack: 4 x 250 kg GP Bomb

Also attacking 22nd Rifle Division ...
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Also attacking 39th Rifle Division ...
Also attacking 22nd Rifle Division ...
Also attacking 39th Rifle Division ...
Also attacking 182nd Howitzer Regiment ...
Also attacking 39th Rifle Division ...