The Thread

[Nikademus]

ORIGINAL: Mynok


Time to switch to becoming an RN. [:D]

You arn't the first to suggest it. Its the only medical field in high demand right now locally....but i don't think i'd like it. They don't have high turnover for nothing.

sometimes i think about it though.......at least you can stick needles into people.......hoo!

[DuckofTindalos]

That's a plus... But consider the types of people you'd have to wash...[X(]

[Mike Solli]

Eeeeeooooooo....

[Mike Solli]

And now for something completely different.....

[Mike Solli]

Kind of bored here so I've been looking for properties for sale.  Here's a gem:
 
[font="arial, helvetica, sans-serif"]Dreaming of escape to [/font][font="arial, helvetica, sans-serif"]a tropical South Pacific Island?[/font]
[font="arial, helvetica, sans-serif"]In a tax haven with no personal or corporate income taxes?[/font][left][font="arial, helvetica, sans-serif"]Where the sun is warm and fish swarm in crystal clear waters?[/font][/left][left][font="arial, helvetica, sans-serif"]Well now's the time to do it.[/font][/left]

[Mike Solli]

Check it out:
 
http://www.south-pacific-island-for-sale.com/
 
Don't forget to go to the next page.....

[Mike Solli]

[X(][X(][X(]

[Nikademus]

ORIGINAL: Terminus

That's a plus... But consider the types of people you'd have to wash...[X(]

ew.....

I'd rather run the radiation machine.....neato.......(hey! your glowing now!)

[Mike Solli]

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

ORIGINAL: Terminus

That's a plus... But consider the types of people you'd have to wash...[X(]

ew.....

I'd rather run the radiation machine.....neato.......(hey! your glowing now!)

Join the Guard, become an X-ray tech, and go to the 1.5 year school while they pay you! We won't mention where you'll end up after you get out.....

[Mike Solli]

Then there's another little detail they talk about:
 
[font=helvetica]Other points of note: There's a difference between owning an island and having sovereignty. Sovereignty is a mixed blessing, as various things have to be budgeted for, such as defence for example! In the case of not having sovereignty, it's a matter of making sure the laws of the country which has the sovereignty aren't too bad. For example, the tax haven status. However I have heard that there exist islands which can be got, including the sovereignty, but the defence issue is covered by a neighbouring state provided they have use of the air-space over the island's territory[/font]

[Mike Solli]

[X(]

[DuckofTindalos]

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

ORIGINAL: Terminus

That's a plus... But consider the types of people you'd have to wash...[X(]

ew.....

I'd rather run the radiation machine.....neato.......(hey! your glowing now!)

Rrrrrggghhhh... Hulk Smash!

[Nikademus]

ORIGINAL: Mike Solli


Join the Guard, become an X-ray tech, and go to the 1.5 year school while they pay you! We won't mention where you'll end up after you get out.....

Id get posted to Iraq the day before i got out. I hear thats how it works lately.

Take xray
dodge bullet
take xray
pull pants down of suicide bomber running by...
take xray
manditory appearance at bush pep talk and fundraiser
take xray...
get extension notice last day of tour of duty
take xray
get chased down ally by jihad freedom fighters looking for infidel blood to spill over Squrrel
take xray

[Mike Solli]

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

ORIGINAL: Mike Solli


Join the Guard, become an X-ray tech, and go to the 1.5 year school while they pay you! We won't mention where you'll end up after you get out.....

Id get posted to Iraq the day before i got out. I hear thats how it works lately.

Take xray
dodge bullet
take xray
pull pants down of suicide bomber running by...
take xray
manditory appearance at bush pep talk and fundraiser
take xray...
get extension notice last day of tour of duty
take xray
get chased down ally by jihad freedom fighters looking for infidel blood to spill over Squrrel
take xray

Sounds like you're ready to go. [:D]

What's with the squirrel comment?? What have squirrels ever done to you.

[Dixie]

ORIGINAL: Mike Solli

Grenades make a satisfying bang. Unfortunately, it's pretty difficult to throw them far enough so you're outside their blast radius. [:(]

Aren't those types of grenade termed 'Defensive Grenades'. I know that's the UK designation, defensive because you hide behind somrthing and chuck it. 'Offensive Grenades' have a blast radius smaller than their throwing range.

Bloody stupid names, I'm not sure I'd be too happy chucking a grenade knowing that I'll be in the blast [:(]

[Dixie]

ORIGINAL: Mike Solli



What's with the squirrel comment?? What have squirrels ever done to you.

Nothing probably. But what have they done for him?[:'(]

[Mike Solli]

ORIGINAL: Dixie

ORIGINAL: Mike Solli

Grenades make a satisfying bang. Unfortunately, it's pretty difficult to throw them far enough so you're outside their blast radius. [:(]

Aren't those types of grenade termed 'Defensive Grenades'. I know that's the UK designation, defensive because you hide behind somrthing and chuck it. 'Offensive Grenades' have a blast radius smaller than their throwing range.

Bloody stupid names, I'm not sure I'd be too happy chucking a grenade knowing that I'll be in the blast [:(]

Just make sure you have something solid to hide behind......

Yeah, sure, I believe that. [:(]

[wyrmmy]

A turn maybe? [:D]

[Mike Solli]

ORIGINAL: Dixie

ORIGINAL: Mike Solli



What's with the squirrel comment?? What have squirrels ever done to you.

Nothing probably. But what have they done for him?[:'(]

They work for me. [:'(]

[Big B]

ORIGINAL: Mike Solli

Check it out:

http://www.south-pacific-island-for-sale.com/

Don't forget to go to the next page.....

So THAT'S why the Japs wanted to invade!