So, One Day...

[LST Express]

clang the spheres together releasing a bolt of electricity that singed Gomers eyebrows clean off!  Golly!......

[bigred]

"Shazam again" said Gomer, now my head looks like my cousin Guber with a....

[LST Express]

a lazy third eye in the middle of his forehead trying to wink at......

[bigred]

At sheriff Andy for saying "dang, I thought Barny was the only person who could......

[LST Express]

get electrocuted, grow a third eye and sing the National anthem without.....

[Cap Mandrake]

drawing the attention of a recon party of Yokusuka 2nd Special Naval Landing Force, which now stood quietly behind the Jewish boys of Alpha Psi Epsilon. A very humorless Japanese Lt. drew his sidearm and pronounced....



(by ra way, if one turns left at Albuquerque, isn't one already in New Mexcio? I'm just sayin'. This is a question, not what the humorless Jap Lt. said)

[vettim89]

(by ra way, if one turns left at Albuquerque, isn't one already in New Mexcio? I'm just sayin'. This is a question, not what the humorless Jap Lt. said)

(not a response to the Lt but to the Cap'n: If you were passing through NM on your way back to LA, you could find yourself still in NM vice in CA if you made an incorrect left turn at Albequerque esp if you kept repeating the mistake, ala "this place seems vaguely familiar".)

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

drawing the attention of a recon party of Yokusuka 2nd Special Naval Landing Force, which now stood quietly behind the Jewish boys of Alpha Psi Epsilon. A very humorless Japanese Lt. drew his sidearm and pronounced....

...somberly, "This is for all my homeys out there." He holstered his weapon, produced a small flask of sake from his hip pocket and poured some onto the ground in front of him. Then, instantaneously, his expression changed. He turned to the group and announced....

(by ra way, if one turns left at Albuquerque, isn't one already in New Mexcio? I'm just sayin')

Mate, my wife unit lived in Albuquerque most of her life. Their legislature took a 'turn to the left' a lonnng time ago. Unfortunately, they're still in New Mexico.

[crsutton]

Men, I'm gay. (not that there is anything wrong with that[;)]) Any body here like scrap booking as much as me? You thought this was a nambu in my holster but it it not. All the time I have been carrying a magic.....

[Canoerebel]

"...honeybee.  I just take it out of my pocket, whisper in it's ear, and it forthwith...."

[Onime No Kyo]

...displayed a rather distorted face, in pre-VGA graphics, which mechanically intoned "All your base are belong to us". The content of this message, as well as the manner of its delivery quickly caused...

[Cap Mandrake]

a tremendous surge of patriotic fervor among the boys of Alpha Psi Epsilon, the slightest of which, a certain Martin Lefkowitz, formerly of Flatbush (by way of Nantucket), turned quickly toward the Japanese Lt. who was clad in an impeccable jungle uniform with a beautiful tangerine and pomegranate ascot and cried, "REMEMBER.....

[Onime No Kyo]

...my aunt Esther's kreplach are delicious. I have never tasted a more...

[Cap Mandrake]

savory and authentic filling". The young Lt. adjusted his ascot and nodded, "Hai! Have you been to Benjies deri in Santa Fe? Dericious knishes and they....

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: vettim89

(by ra way, if one turns left at Albuquerque, isn't one already in New Mexcio? I'm just sayin'. This is a question, not what the humorless Jap Lt. said)

(not a response to the Lt but to the Cap'n: If you were passing through NM on your way back to LA, you could find yourself still in NM vice in CA if you made an incorrect left turn at Albequerque esp if you kept repeating the mistake, ala "this place seems vaguely familiar".)

(Hai! Dat make sense. Same thing prorry happen 2nd Yokusuka SNLF)

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

savory and authentic filling". The young Lt. adjusted his ascot and nodded, "Hai! Have you been to Benjies deri in Santa Fe? Dericious knishes and they....

...also display a life-sized mounted likeness of Benji's derriere. If you're in to that sort of thing. But for real mounted animal attractions, you simply must..."

[crsutton]

see Roy Roger's beloved horse Trigger who although stuffed and mounted and starting to smell a bit gamey is currently on a whorl wind Pacific tour with stops in Sulva, Pago Pago, Tulagi and Ndeni. Touring with Trigger is Bob Hope's lesser known brother, Edgar Hope who although not as talented as his famous brother, entertains the troops by....

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

savory and authentic filling". The young Lt. adjusted his ascot and nodded, "Hai! Have you been to Benjies deri in Santa Fe? Dericious knishes and they....

...also display a life-sized mounted likeness of Benji's derriere. If you're in to that sort of thing. But for real mounted animal attractions, you simply must..."

...visit the Serengeti exhibit at the wild animal park in late May to early July. As you know, this is the time when wildebeest...

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: crsutton

see Roy Roger's beloved horse Trigger who although stuffed and mounted and starting to smell a bit gamey is currently on a whorl wind Pacific tour with stops in Sulva, Pago Pago, Tulagi and Ndeni. Touring with Trigger is Bob Hope's lesser known brother, Edgar Hope who although not as talented as his famous brother, entertains the troops by....

(darn...beat me to the punch [:(])

...deftly climbing up to the tops of tall palm trees...

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

...deftly climbing up to the tops of tall palm trees...

Whilest wearing a kilt. Men on the ground...