The anti-thread

[pasternakski]

ORIGINAL: RUPD3658
You are clearly not from Philadelphia. Opening day goes like this:

1. National Anthem
2. Introduction of the team
3. 1st pitch
4. "You suck!" yelled by Phillies fan. [:D]

I thought I had seen some reports that sometimes #4 follows #1 in Philadelphia...

[RUPD3658]

"And the home of the........you suck!"[:D]

[Mark VII]

pasternakski, I leave it to you to put this all in the proper context....thankyou[:D][:D][&o]

The crossing of the Thread and the AntiThread is very serious, Onime No Kyo, please don't do that again!

ORIGINAL: pasternakski

ORIGINAL: Mark VII
Which boxer shorts did you put on when you are expecting the "monstrous, cataclysmic explosion" earlier today?[:D] Are these different shorts than a possible mass vaporization event?

Now, see, when you put these things in the context of boxer shorts, the difference between them becomes evident.

The "monstrous, cataclysmic explosion" is what you generally get from Mexican food con frijoles. "Mass vaporization" follows a night of beer drinking.

When you eat Mexican food and drink beer all night, the result is similar to what is predicted if the earth is ever hit by a "planet killer" asteroid (I am refraining from breaking that last word up into its two component elements with comic potential - "ass" and "roid" - because I wouldn't want anyone to think I only indulge in bathroom humor).

Sphincter says what?

[Mark VII]

Sorta sounds like the Cubs season opener.

ORIGINAL: RUPD3658

ORIGINAL: Mark VII

You never boo you own guys, at least not untill the season is a total bust and there is no chance of making the post season.

You are clearly not from Philadelphia. Opening day goes like this:

1. National Anthem
2. Introduction of the team
3. 1st pitch
4. "You suck!" yelled by Phillies fan. [:D]

Then again this is OK by your rules because as of the 1st pitch of the season the Phillies are a total bust and there is no chance of making the post season.[:(]

Ah, there is always next year.

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: Mark VII

Well I consider a "monstrous, cataclysmic explosion" and "vaporized" in the same "disaster catagory", sorta the same end result. And you yourself admitted that you had crossed the threads and that there was a possibility of a "monstrous, cataclysmic explosion" because of said crossing. "Vaporized" just takes less time to type so I used it instead of "monstrous, cataclysmic explosion".

Which boxer shorts did you put on when you are expecting the "monstrous, cataclysmic explosion" earlier today?[:D] Are these different shorts than a possible mass vaporization event?

Maybe it wasn't a true "crossing of the threads" as I havn't noticed any cataclysmic events either. Except maybe in New York where they are eating there own as the Yankee fans have gone bonzo on ARod. You never boo you own guys, at least not untill the season is a total bust and there is no chance of making the post season.

Theres quite a bit of difference, Mark. "Monstrous, cataclysmic explosions" are an all-destroying, event that science has not been able to study largely because no one has yet to survive it. Meanwhile, simple "vaporisation" is a well known event of much smaller destructive magnitude. It has been studied and analized so well that "anti-vaporization boxer shorts" have been designed, produced and are now widely availible to those with the right connections. These shorts usually come in a kit with a pretty fashionable aluminum foil hat. The only trouble is, because I never read the owners manual, I just dont know if the shorts protect the entire wearer, or only the parts covered by the shorts. [;)]

BTW...not a baseball fan. However, my boss is a rabbid Red Sox fan. I keep toying with the idea of asking her if its hard to live here with that kind of self-destructive attitude.

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: Mark VII

pasternakski, I leave it to you to put this all in the proper context....thankyou[:D][:D][&o]

The crossing of the Thread and the AntiThread is very serious, Onime No Kyo, please don't do that again!

Sorry, Sir, I dont know what I was thinking. [:D]

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: pasternakski

ORIGINAL: Mark VII
Which boxer shorts did you put on when you are expecting the "monstrous, cataclysmic explosion" earlier today?[:D] Are these different shorts than a possible mass vaporization event?

Now, see, when you put these things in the context of boxer shorts, the difference between them becomes evident.

The "monstrous, cataclysmic explosion" is what you generally get from Mexican food con frijoles. "Mass vaporization" follows a night of beer drinking.

When you eat Mexican food and drink beer all night, the result is similar to what is predicted if the earth is ever hit by a "planet killer" asteroid (I am refraining from breaking that last word up into its two component elements with comic potential - "ass" and "roid" - because I wouldn't want anyone to think I only indulge in bathroom humor).

Sphincter says what?

And then theres most Chinese food, which causes an event which is known scientifically as "explosive decompression". Not sure how that works with beer.

[Mark VII]

Most importantly, is there a FRONT and a BACK to those shorts and did you have them on correctly?[X(]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo


The only trouble is, because I never read the owners manual, I just dont know if the shorts protect the entire wearer, or only the parts covered by the shorts. [;)]

[pasternakski]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
And then theres most Chinese food, which causes an event which is known scientifically as "explosive decompression". Not sure how that works with beer.

Thing is, with Chinese food, after you explosively decompress, you want to do it again an hour later.

Beer and Chinese food??? Weren't you satisfied with just crossing the threads? Chairman Mao tried this combination one time. It led to his first "Great Leap Forward."

[DuckofTindalos]

Followed immediately thereafter by his second "Great Leap Forward", first "Great Leap Backward", first "Great Leap Sideways" and first "Great Leap Upwards".

You do the hokie-pokie and you shake it all about...

[pasternakski]

ORIGINAL: Mark VII

Most importantly, is there a FRONT and a BACK to those shorts and did you have them on correctly?[X(]

Once, a German and a Pole (now, before anybody gets all whipped up here, I am entitled, because I am part Polish) had applied for U.S. citizenship and were waiting to take the oral exam.

The Pole was really worried, and said to his German friend, "I just don't think I'll be able to pass. I'm very bad at tests."

The German replied, "Don't worry. I take the test this afternoon, and you don't take it until tomorrow, so I can give you the answers."

After the German returned from the exam, he went to his friend and told him, "Don't worry. It's very easy. There are only three questions: How many stars are on the U.S. flag, who was the first President of the United States, and what are the colors of the U.S. flag."

The Pole was still worried, however. "Thank you, but I still don't think I will be able to pass. My memory is just no good for these things. I am sure I will get nervous and forget all the answers."

The German thought for a minute, then smiled and said, "I know! I will write the answers on a small piece of paper and pin them to the inside of the waist band of your boxer shorts. Then, when you take the test, all you have to do is slip your thumbs into the waistband, look down like you are thinking about the answers, and read them off the paper!"

"Oh, thank you, my friend," said the Pole. "I think that might work."

Next day, the Pole went to the examination office, and soon found himself standing in front of the testing officer, who said, "Now, sir, in order to qualify for U.S. citizenship, you must pass an oral examination consisting of three questions. Are you ready?"

The Pole slipped his thumbs into the waistband of his pants, took a deep breath, and said, "Yes, sir, I am ready."

"Good," said the testing officer. "First, how many stars are on the American flag?"

The Pole hesitated, looked down inside his waistband, and answered, "36."

"Who was the first President of the United States?"

"J.C. Penney."

"What are the colors of the American flag?"

"Brown and white."

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: Mark VII

Most importantly, is there a FRONT and a BACK to those shorts and did you have them on correctly?[X(]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo


The only trouble is, because I never read the owners manual, I just dont know if the shorts protect the entire wearer, or only the parts covered by the shorts. [;)]

How do you know whether the things I'm interested in protecting are on the front or the back? [:D]

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: pasternakski

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
And then theres most Chinese food, which causes an event which is known scientifically as "explosive decompression". Not sure how that works with beer.

Thing is, with Chinese food, after you explosively decompress, you want to do it again an hour later.

Beer and Chinese food??? Weren't you satisfied with just crossing the threads? Chairman Mao tried this combination one time. It led to his first "Great Leap Forward."

You want to decompress again an hour later? [&:]

Not sure I've ever had that desire. Of course, at your age you might run into some instances where you might.....[X(]

[Onime No Kyo]

ORIGINAL: Terminus

Followed immediately thereafter by his second "Great Leap Forward", first "Great Leap Backward", first "Great Leap Sideways" and first "Great Leap Upwards".

You do the hokie-pokie and you shake it all about...

Great Leap? Isnt it commonly called JATO?

[6971grunt]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: Mark VII

pasternakski, I leave it to you to put this all in the proper context....thankyou[:D][:D][&o]

The crossing of the Thread and the AntiThread is very serious, Onime No Kyo, please don't do that again!

Sorry, Sir, I dont know what I was thinking. [:D]

Remember the StayPuff Marshmellow Man

[Onime No Kyo]

What are you trying to say? Im a giant fat man? Thats more Nik's area of expertise.

[scott64]

What am I doing in the anti thread?[X(][X(][X(][X(][X(][X(][X(][X(] Ohhh no I was reading the anti thread...[X(][X(][X(][X(][X(][X(][X(]

[Onime No Kyo]

Pshhhh...get out of my anti-Thread, smiley boy. Youre not worthy. [:@]

[RUPD3658]

ORIGINAL: scott1964

What am I doing in the anti thread?[X(][X(][X(][X(][X(][X(][X(][X(] Ohhh no I was reading the anti thread...[X(][X(][X(][X(][X(][X(][X(]

10 posts in the true thread will absolve you of your transgression my brother. Cr@p! I just posted too!

Off to the Thread for my pennance. [&o]

[Mark VII]

Holy cr@p!!![X(][X(][X(] I must owe the boring regular thread some 2-300 posts![:D]

ORIGINAL: RUPD3658

10 posts in the true thread will absolve you of your transgression my brother. Cr@p! I just posted too!

Off to the Thread for my pennance. [&o]