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[Nikademus]

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

OK - i'll bite - why did you call her "Condo-Nazi"??

well in our old place, which was rather dumpy (but excellently located) with a landlady from hell, GF unit didn't really care about wear and tear shall we say, which, with three dogs, 1 STUPID cat, and one BF unit, can really experience wear and tear.

However this new place, a shiny brand new condo......now it's TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES BEFORE ENTERING!

ALL DOGS MUST HAVE FEET WIPED BEFORE ENTERING FROM OUTSIDE.

BF UNIT WILL SUBMIT TO DECONTAMINATION BEFORE ENTERING.

BUBBLE SUITS ARE OPTIONAL AT THE MOMENT BUT ENCOURAGED.

SINKS WILL BE WIPED AFTER EACH USE.

yes dear....SIEG HEIL!!!!!!

[Mynok]

You forgot the one they end every rant with:

TOILETS SEATS WILL REMAIN IN THE DOWN POSITION AT ALL TIMES!

[Nikademus]

indeed

YA BOL HER COMMANDANT!

[niceguy2005]

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

OK - i'll bite - why did you call her "Condo-Nazi"??

well in our old place, which was rather dumpy (but excellently located) with a landlady from hell, GF unit didn't really care about wear and tear shall we say, which, with three dogs, 1 STUPID cat, and one BF unit, can really experience wear and tear.

However this new place, a shiny brand new condo......now it's TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES BEFORE ENTERING!

ALL DOGS MUST HAVE FEET WIPED BEFORE ENTERING FROM OUTSIDE.

BF UNIT WILL SUBMIT TO DECONTAMINATION BEFORE ENTERING.

BUBBLE SUITS ARE OPTIONAL AT THE MOMENT BUT ENCOURAGED.

SINKS WILL BE WIPED AFTER EACH USE.

yes dear....SIEG HEIL!!!!!!

This is exactly why I want a nice, but pre-owned home. Someone else has already dinged it in a couple of places so the pressure is off.

[niceguy2005]

D!@$#

Well, I got my pictures resized, but now find that the base problem is that PP is shrinking the image. [8|]

I am making a demo for our software. I have a beautiful sceenshot with gobs of detail that I want to put into a slide...all well and good. But, long story short (too late), the recorded demo is going to be less than full screen in size. That means I have to set PP up at zoom = 66%. The program is scaling my screenshot down and it is becoming fuzzy in the process.

Any ideas?

[Nikademus]

ORIGINAL: niceguy2005

this is exactly why I want a nice, but pre-owned home. Someone else has already dinged it in a couple of places so the pressure is off.

last nite, (the first nite) she found a small divit in the new hardwood floor. Boy was she mad. I don't think my laughter had anything to do with her getting even hotter. [&:] [;)]

[niceguy2005]

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

ORIGINAL: niceguy2005

this is exactly why I want a nice, but pre-owned home. Someone else has already dinged it in a couple of places so the pressure is off.

last nite, (the first nite) she found a small divit in the new hardwood floor. Boy was she mad. I don't think my laughter had anything to do with her getting even hotter. [&:] [;)]

Don't provoke the GF unit. It's really not a good idea. [:-]

[Nikademus]

ORIGINAL: niceguy2005

Don't provoke the GF unit. It's really not a good idea. [:-]

Keeps life interesting......... [:D]

[niceguy2005]

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

ORIGINAL: niceguy2005

Don't provoke the GF unit. It's really not a good idea. [:-]

Keeps life interesting......... [:D]

...if brief. [:D]

[Nikademus]

I wonder if the joke shop sells fake muddy footprints.............

[niceguy2005]

Along the lines of provoking the GF unit, it's my GFs birthday today. I wonder what I can do to provoke her. Think a one year membership to the gym would do it? [:D]

[Nikademus]

naw......but a coupon to Jenny Craig might.....

[:)]

[Mike Solli]

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

naw......but a coupon to Jenny Craig might.....

[:)]

That's just plain mean. I outta do that to my wife. She's 5'8" and about 122 lbs. [:D]

[Nikademus]

I was only trying to help..... [:)]

[Mike Solli]

[:D]

[niceguy2005]

ORIGINAL: Mike Solli

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

naw......but a coupon to Jenny Craig might.....

[:)]

That's just plain mean. I outta do that to my wife. She's 5'8" and about 122 lbs. [:D]

My GF is the same 5'9" 135lb.

There's no way I could get her Jenny Craig even as a gag. The "girls" at her work tease her about being too skinny, which she isn't.

[Nikademus]

i suspect that the coupon would have the same effect on any GF unit, even the Mark rare XXXXIVLCOUJIOD unit. [:)]

[Mike Solli]

Haven't been mesmerized by the spinning leek today.  Gotta fire it up. [:D]

[Nikademus]

Good idea!

[Mike Solli]

Ahhhhh..... [8D]