A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

But never EVER order the fish tacos there.

Hory crap! Actuarry advice is nevah evah ordah fish tacos at this pranet. Sushi not-ah fresh.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Zorch

I hear the costumes were really flimsy and held together with tape. Not that I'm complaining...

First one originarh version of "shagging carpet". Hahaha.

[Cap Mandrake]

"Damnit Jim-san. Bones-san fright surgeon not-ah gynecorogist!"

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

"Damnit Jim-san. Bones-san fright surgeon not-ah gynecorogist!"

But Bones-san do urorogy for mare crew, no? (nickname dead-ah giveaway).

[RangerJoe]

Bones-san do short ahrm inspections . . .

[BBfanboy]

BB-san rike this arien, but she keep wrinkring nose at him - even after he bathe and gargre mouthwash, so he nevah meet her ...[:(]

[BBfanboy]

Then BB-san go to bahr on Tattooine and see even bettah arien, but when he approach she pinch neck and BB-san black out - before drinks even! She gone when wake up. [:(][:(]

[MakeeLearn]

Captain Kirk: Sometimes a feeling is all we humans have to go on.

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Fourth one is from the planet of the Cosmic Order of the Camel Toe. Not a bad place from what I hear. locals are friendly.

You got that right.

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Fourth one is from the planet of the Cosmic Order of the Camel Toe. Not a bad place from what I hear. locals are friendly.

You got that right.

[Bif1961]

She has very big and nice globes and of course I am speaking of the earrings.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: MakeeLearn

Captain Kirk: Sometimes a feeling is all we humans have to go on.

Cpt. Kirk-san: Captians Log, Stardate, 215417. Getting ready to deliver the DiLithium crystal power shaft to Plant Studio 54 but the crew keeps snickering.

[zuluhour]

pretty ariens womans

[Zorch]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: MakeeLearn

Captain Kirk: Sometimes a feeling is all we humans have to go on.

Cpt. Kirk-san: Captians Log, Stardate, 215417. Getting ready to deliver the DiLithium crystal power shaft to Plant Studio 54 but the crew keeps snickering.

Why doesn't the Enterprise carry spare dilithium crystals? Probably some bureaucrat's fault.

[BBfanboy]

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: MakeeLearn

Captain Kirk: Sometimes a feeling is all we humans have to go on.

Cpt. Kirk-san: Captians Log, Stardate, 215417. Getting ready to deliver the DiLithium crystal power shaft to Plant Studio 54 but the crew keeps snickering.

Why doesn't the Enterprise carry spare dilithium crystals? Probably some bureaucrat's fault.

Female crew members keep stealing them for their bedside table ...
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... because of the light-emitting properties, guys!

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Yes, not sure what happened to Admiral Lord SPrior. If anyone has his Portsmouth street address PM me please.

So sorry no checkey in more recentry.

Admirar Rord Sprior 'arive and werr' and posting in Facebook-ah. Cap want Chickenboy-san to PM him for address?

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Yes, not sure what happened to Admiral Lord SPrior. If anyone has his Portsmouth street address PM me please.

So sorry no checkey in more recentry.

Admirar Rord Sprior 'arive and werr' and posting in Facebook-ah. Cap want Chickenboy-san to PM him for address?

No, should have rooked on Facebook. Have to find Korea-mens to find out password again.

[Cap Mandrake]

Facebook send Mandarake-san friend request...about 90% womans. Someone try get Mandarake-san in trouburh

[Cap Mandrake]

******************Small open-walled tent, Tern Island, French Frigate Shoals*************


Goofy-rooking Japan-mens with thick grasses: Harro, Mistah Hurr, I am Aran Hata, acting Junior Minister of Economy, Empire Japan <extends hand>

Preposterousry Rich-rooking white-mens: It's pronounced HULL, with two "l's". Cordell Hull, Secretary of State the United States of America.

Goofy-rooking Japan-mens with thick grasses: HAI That-ah what Hata-san say Corderr Hurr.

Preposterousry Rich-rooking white-mens: Ah, never mind. Mister Hata would you like some lemonade?

Goofy-rooking Jaoan-mens with thick grasses: Ahhhhh! Remonade! Hata-san not-ah have remonade in rong time. Not since Japan-mens capture Raffurs Hoterh in Singapores.

Preposterousry Rich-rooking white-mens: Orderly, please give Mistah Hata some...REMONADE. See there, who said we needed a translator? <there is a murmur of laughter>. Mister Hata, I imagine you have deduced why we invited here.

Goofy-rooking Jaoan-mens with thick grasses: Not for remonade? <Japan-mens deregation raugh a rittah bit..not-ah too much because USMC guards arr have arms rike 100 year ord cherry tree and not-ah very friendarry rooking>

Preposterousry Rich-rooking white-mens: No, Mister Hata, not for the lemonade. Look, Mister Hata, I'll be frank. As you have seen fit to pick a fight with the Russians, Mister Roosevelt and Mister Churchill are worried they will occupy Japan before we can and I don't imagine that will be an appealing notion for you.

Goofy-rooking Japan-mens with thick grasses: HAI! Actuarry, whorhe idea of any othah races occupy Japans not-ah very popurar, but Hata-san understand Mistah Corderr point. Rook, just rike anywhere erse, there opposing groups in Empire Japan. Hata-san be frank. Rot of Generarhs worry about bushido thing but-ah even worse than that there probarem of wah crimes.

Preposterousry Rich-rooking white-mens: Yes. We anticipated that but the public is very angry. After all, you stupid bastards started the whole thing. They will want blood. We have retained a private firm to negotiate reduced sentences for all but the worst offenders. As we are a capitalist country it is fee-based, of course.

Goofy-rooking Japan-mens with thick grasses: HAI! Hata-san understand. What-ah about Emperor?

Preposterousry Rich-rooking white-mens: The Emperor can stay but he can't wear shoe lifts and he has to salute the American flag on 4th of July.

Goofy-rooking Jaoan-mens with thick grasses: Hory crap! Shoe rift demand very severes but Hata-san try. Hata-san onry have one request for serf.

Preposterousry Rich-rooking white-mens: We anticipated that as well. <laughter>

Goofy-rooking Japan-mens with thick grasses: <smires srightarry> Hata-san request excrusive rights to import dried noodurh soup to America.

Preposterousry Rich-rooking white-mens: DONE! But Hata-san, I've got to tell you. Nobody is going to eat that horse shit!

[RangerJoe]

Actually, that would be export dried noodurh soup and Ramen noodles were invented after the war. You also forgot the funny grasses on the white-mens which had no side pieces.