ORIGINAL: Schani59
I ran out of apologies.
I've some you can buy. Groups of 25 for all occasions. Shall I put you down for 2? [;)]
THE THREAD!!!
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Chickenboy
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RE: THE THREAD!!!
I've some you can buy. Groups of 25 for all occasions. Shall I put you down for 2? [;)]
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Excellent team building weather! Gets them huddling together to share body warmth. That gets the pheromones going and, well, team spirit just takes off! Clothes, even!ORIGINAL: Apollo11
Hi all,
BTW, we have "Team Building" at work today... rafting on near-by river... and it will be raining... sub 20 degrees Centigrade... [8D]
Leo "Apollo11"
Oops, RJ already suggested this, but I see no need to wait until after the activity.
No matter how bad a situation is, you can always make it worse. - Chris Hadfield : An Astronaut's Guide To Life On Earth
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Good morning.
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often students, for heaven's sake. - Terry Pratchett
A government is a body of people; usually, notably, ungoverned. - Quote from Firefly
A government is a body of people; usually, notably, ungoverned. - Quote from Firefly
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Are they little white apologies, or are they the whole enchilada type?ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Schani59
I ran out of apologies.
I've some you can buy. Groups of 25 for all occasions. Shall I put you down for 2? [;)]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Hi all,
Good morning!
Leo "Apollo11"
Good morning!
Leo "Apollo11"
Prior Preparation & Planning Prevents Pathetically Poor Performance!
A & B: WitW, WitE, WbtS, GGWaW, GGWaW2-AWD, HttR, CotA, BftB, CF
P: UV, WitP, WitP-AE
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Good morning!
Seek peace but keep your gun handy.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
“Illegitemus non carborundum est (“Don’t let the bastards grind you down”).”
; Julia Child
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
“Illegitemus non carborundum est (“Don’t let the bastards grind you down”).”
; Julia Child-
Chickenboy
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RE: THE THREAD!!!
ORIGINAL: Zorch
Are they little white apologies, or are they the whole enchilada type?ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Schani59
I ran out of apologies.
I've some you can buy. Groups of 25 for all occasions. Shall I put you down for 2? [;)]
Being as I'm down yonder in the southern part of the great State of Texas, they're the 'whole enchilada' type. When I was used to live in the upper midwest, they were of the 'kit and kaboodle' variety. I think Shani is looking for those.
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Chickenboy
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RE: THE THREAD!!!
The little white apologies are distinctly Canadian. To Whit:
Arrogant Worms
Forgive us we're Canadian
We always say we're sorry
We like to stand in line
When you ask us how we're doing
We always say "Just fine!"
Forgive us, we're Canadian,
We try hard to be nice,
You too can be Canadian
If you follow this advice.
We disagree on everything
But we try to be polite
We don't believe in violence
Except on hockey nights!
We've adopted European ways
Replacing yards with meters
But we still must ask the question,
"How many miles in a litre?"
Forgive us, we're Canadian,
We try hard to be nice,
You too can be Canadian
If you follow this advice.
We can talk for hours of end
About the constitution
Which is dry as toast but sure as heck
Beats war or revolution.
We don't much like to wave the flag
We find patriotism shocking
So we celebrate on Canada Day
By going cross-border shopping!
Forgive us, we're Canadian,
We try hard to be nice,
You too can be Canadian
If you follow this advice.
We know how to dress for winter
We're not afraid of snow!
And we love our country quietly
And hope Quebec won't go!
Forgive us, we're Canadian
And that some might think us bland
But there's nowhere that we'd rather live
Than this vast and frozen land!
Arrogant Worms
Forgive us we're Canadian
We always say we're sorry
We like to stand in line
When you ask us how we're doing
We always say "Just fine!"
Forgive us, we're Canadian,
We try hard to be nice,
You too can be Canadian
If you follow this advice.
We disagree on everything
But we try to be polite
We don't believe in violence
Except on hockey nights!
We've adopted European ways
Replacing yards with meters
But we still must ask the question,
"How many miles in a litre?"
Forgive us, we're Canadian,
We try hard to be nice,
You too can be Canadian
If you follow this advice.
We can talk for hours of end
About the constitution
Which is dry as toast but sure as heck
Beats war or revolution.
We don't much like to wave the flag
We find patriotism shocking
So we celebrate on Canada Day
By going cross-border shopping!
Forgive us, we're Canadian,
We try hard to be nice,
You too can be Canadian
If you follow this advice.
We know how to dress for winter
We're not afraid of snow!
And we love our country quietly
And hope Quebec won't go!
Forgive us, we're Canadian
And that some might think us bland
But there's nowhere that we'd rather live
Than this vast and frozen land!
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Wow it’s still alive - impressive 🤗🙏
"The problem in defense is how far you can go without destroying from within what you are trying to defend from without"
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Hi all,
Good morning!
Leo "Apollo11"
Good morning!
Leo "Apollo11"
Prior Preparation & Planning Prevents Pathetically Poor Performance!
A & B: WitW, WitE, WbtS, GGWaW, GGWaW2-AWD, HttR, CotA, BftB, CF
P: UV, WitP, WitP-AE
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Good afternoon, Gentlemen, Ladies, Aliens, Barbarians, Fathers, Geniuses, Officers, Gits, Astronauts, Mammals, Marshals, Farmers, Nerds, Sergeants, Apollo11, Rangers, and good afternoon to the rest of you as well.
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often students, for heaven's sake. - Terry Pratchett
A government is a body of people; usually, notably, ungoverned. - Quote from Firefly
A government is a body of people; usually, notably, ungoverned. - Quote from Firefly
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Gonna ride across the river deep and wide
Ride across the river to the other side
Ride across the river to the other side
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often students, for heaven's sake. - Terry Pratchett
A government is a body of people; usually, notably, ungoverned. - Quote from Firefly
A government is a body of people; usually, notably, ungoverned. - Quote from Firefly
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INP. [8D]
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often students, for heaven's sake. - Terry Pratchett
A government is a body of people; usually, notably, ungoverned. - Quote from Firefly
A government is a body of people; usually, notably, ungoverned. - Quote from Firefly
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I've been demoted!ORIGINAL: Orm
Good afternoon, Gentlemen, Ladies, Aliens, Barbarians, Fathers, Geniuses, Officers, Gits, Astronauts, Mammals, Marshals, Farmers, Nerds, Sergeants, Apollo11, Rangers, and good afternoon to the rest of you as well.
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ORIGINAL: Orm
Good afternoon, Gentlemen, Ladies, Aliens, Barbarians, Fathers, Geniuses, Officers, Gits, Astronauts, Mammals, Marshals, Farmers, Nerds, Sergeants, Apollo11, Rangers
Do non-mammalian earth dwellers not deserve a mention too? [:'(]
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I am sure that they are included in the "rest of you" part.ORIGINAL: Telemecus
ORIGINAL: Orm
Good afternoon, Gentlemen, Ladies, Aliens, Barbarians, Fathers, Geniuses, Officers, Gits, Astronauts, Mammals, Marshals, Farmers, Nerds, Sergeants, Apollo11, Rangers
Do non-mammalian earth dwellers not deserve a mention too? [:'(]
Edit: Besides, if I had included "maggots", then someone surely had felt insulted. [;)]
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often students, for heaven's sake. - Terry Pratchett
A government is a body of people; usually, notably, ungoverned. - Quote from Firefly
A government is a body of people; usually, notably, ungoverned. - Quote from Firefly
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Nah. You are included anyway. Gentleman, and genius comes to mind. [:)]ORIGINAL: Zorch
I've been demoted!ORIGINAL: Orm
Good afternoon, Gentlemen, Ladies, Aliens, Barbarians, Fathers, Geniuses, Officers, Gits, Astronauts, Mammals, Marshals, Farmers, Nerds, Sergeants, Apollo11, Rangers, and good afternoon to the rest of you as well.
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often students, for heaven's sake. - Terry Pratchett
A government is a body of people; usually, notably, ungoverned. - Quote from Firefly
A government is a body of people; usually, notably, ungoverned. - Quote from Firefly
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Good Morning! Have a good afternoon Orm! [:)]
Joe
Joe
Seek peace but keep your gun handy.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
“Illegitemus non carborundum est (“Don’t let the bastards grind you down”).”
; Julia Child
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
“Illegitemus non carborundum est (“Don’t let the bastards grind you down”).”
; Julia ChildRE: THE THREAD!!!
Well thank you. I take back all those nasty things I said about you...ORIGINAL: Orm
Nah. You are included anyway. Gentleman, and genius comes to mind. [:)]ORIGINAL: Zorch
I've been demoted!ORIGINAL: Orm
Good afternoon, Gentlemen, Ladies, Aliens, Barbarians, Fathers, Geniuses, Officers, Gits, Astronauts, Mammals, Marshals, Farmers, Nerds, Sergeants, Apollo11, Rangers, and good afternoon to the rest of you as well.