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Post by Disco Duck »
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
You know, that-ah rearry pretty sick picture. Protrayarh of Japan-mens compretearry racist.
Picture also reminds me of some scenes from "Germany's next topmodel" by Heidi Klum...[:D]ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
ORIGINAL: zuluhour
To much ahh burr at imperial HQ
Mandarake-san just-ah notice European-womans have big breastesses
SI Swimsuit issue, Japan edition? [X(]ORIGINAL: Kursk1943
Picture also reminds me of some scenes from "Germany's next topmodel" by Heidi Klum...[:D]ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
ORIGINAL: zuluhour
To much ahh burr at imperial HQ
Mandarake-san just-ah notice European-womans have big breastesses
The true "Topress girh-ah."ORIGINAL: Disco Duck
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
You know, that-ah rearry pretty sick picture. Protrayarh of Japan-mens compretearry racist.
I think that was the idea. Besides, do you really believe any soldier would behead a comfort girl.
BTW. What is the code for beheading?
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Haha. Mandarake-san crean up desktop and find thing from 3 Earth years ago. Amazing thing everyone pretty much stirr arive* especiarry because everyone on pranet supposedarry die in 12 years. Onry thing different, everyone rive on same isrand Mistah Churchirr get in big trouburh if use rong pronun.
*******************Mandrake's Foreign Languages in Three Easy Steps (on-line version)************
English to Japanese:
1) Substitute "r" sound for "l", you know, say "rike" instead or "like"
2) Get rid of pronouns. Use nouns It's easy, just say "Mandrake-san" instead of "I" except put in your own name.
3) Pretty much get rid of articles too. This is especially convincing.
4) If you find an "r" sound at the "end" of a word it's more like "ah" instead. For example "officer" becomes "OF-ficah". If you are doing this in person nod your head slightly to confer deference.
5) Forget irregular English plural forms. Just put an "s" on end. "Women" becomes "womans"
6) Instead of "yes" say "HAI!" with emphatic head gesture.
7) Insert extra vowel sounds at the end of some hard consonants. Like this. "HAI! Mandrake-san understand-ah". I think just do this kind of randomly otherwise it sounds fake. It takes some practice.
English to Chinese (Mandarin):
1) Substitute "L" sound for "r" as in "Hully up" or "vely much". This is very confusing to beginners and I'm not sure I understand either considering the invaders of the Japans that displaced the Ainu probably came from China. Just trust me.
2) Try to add some "ey" endings to English words for authenticity, as in, "You like-ey flied lice"
3) Note that pronouns are OK. Don't ask me to explain this either.
4) Walk with really close together steps like you have the runs and you are trying to make the can without an accident.
Try these simple steps and you will gain the admiration of native speakers at every turn. You might even get a job at the UN*
* The publisher makes no warrants in this regard
*Except peopurh that become ancestahs
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