Bring me the head of Diego Garcia...and the Mayor of Addu Atoll too!

[stuman]

ORIGINAL: Itdepends

I'm a bit worried about you guys- does laying pipe mean something of a sexual nature over your way?
Because here it means ........how can I put this delicately...... extruding a prodigous quantity of solid waste from your nether regions, preferably in on contiguous section.

Laying pipe means something very different from where I come from.

As in " I went out on a date with Mary Jane and laid some pipe " .






Am I in danger of getiing kicked off this thread ?

[rtrapasso]

The "light industry" is "11" at Noumea. I wonder what they are making.

Lights.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: stuman

Am I in danger of getiing kicked off this thread ?

Yes.*




* I wouldn't worry, though. I don't think getting sent to The Cornfield is actually physically painful, just an unknowing nothingness in perpetuity.

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

The "light industry" is "11" at Noumea. I wonder what they are making.

Lights.

You were sexting or reading sports scores during class, weren't you?

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

I don't think getting sent to The Cornfield is actually physically painful, just an unknowing nothingness in perpetuity.[/i]

Kind of like having to listen to a certain speech from a certain national political figure? [shudders]

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

The "light industry" is "11" at Noumea. I wonder what they are making.

Lights.

[:D]

[stuman]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: stuman

Am I in danger of getiing kicked off this thread ?

Yes.*




* I wouldn't worry, though. I don't think getting sent to The Cornfield is actually physically painful, just an unknowing nothingness in perpetuity.

I will be more careful then. I do not like the idea of unknowing nothingness.

[witpqs]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: stuman

Am I in danger of getiing kicked off this thread ?

Yes.*




* I wouldn't worry, though. I don't think getting sent to The Cornfield is actually physically painful, just an unknowing nothingness in perpetuity.

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

The "light industry" is "11" at Noumea. I wonder what they are making.

Lights.

You were sexting or reading sports scores during class, weren't you?

I didn't realize Brett Favre was a follower of this, the world's worstTM AAR! [X(]

[Cap Mandrake]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso



Lights.

You were sexting or reading sports scores during class, weren't you?

I didn't realize Brett Favre was a follower of this, the world's worstTM AAR! [X(]

One time, before they threw me out for counting cards, I was invted to this big Super Bowl party at the Mirage in LV. Everything is free. Free call drinks, free buffet with crab legs and prime rib, half naked women all over the place, big screens. The game was lousy but otherwise it was a blast. Betting on every rdiciulous thing you could imagine, first punt, first first down yada, yada.

So at half time they have a free raffle and are giving away really cool sports stuff, historic baseball cards, lots of signed stuff. Finally they pull out a Packers helmet, worn by a famous Packer in a big game. They have this 20 something 10/10 blonde with silicone enhancement announcing the prizes...."Here is a Green Bay Packer helmet worn in.. (I think it was a Pro-Bowl but I'm not sure..she didn't say that I just can't remember the game)...and personally autographed by................<15-20 second pause>............BRETT FAVOR*


* It just occured to me the Favre incident might have been at a New Years Eve party but I did go to a really cool Super Bowl party there...I think the Chargers were playing. I am blanking on where the Favre thing was given out but I am sure about the blonde part and there were definitely half naked women at the Super Bowl thing.

[Cap Mandrake]

By ra way...I am pretty sure Favre doesn't pronounce it correctly either...but it is his name...and he is part Cajun

[stuman]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake



You were sexting or reading sports scores during class, weren't you?

I didn't realize Brett Favre was a follower of this, the world's worstTM AAR! [X(]

One time, before they threw me out for counting cards, I was invted to this big Super Bowl party at the Mirage in LV. Everything is free. Free call drinks, free buffet with crab legs and prime rib, half naked women all over the place, big screens. The game was lousy but otherwise it was a blast. Betting on every rdiciulous thing you could imagine, first punt, first first down yada, yada.

So at half time they have a free raffle and are giving away really cool sports stuff, historic baseball cards, lots of signed stuff. Finally they pull out a Packers helmet, worn by a famous Packer in a big game. They have this 20 something 10/10 blonde with silicone enhancement announcing the prizes...."Here is a Green Bay Packer helmet worn in.. (I think it was a Pro-Bowl but I'm not sure..she didn't say that I just can't remember the game)...and personally autographed by................<15-20 second pause>............BRETT FAVOR*


* It just occured to me the Favre incident might have been at a New Years Eve party but I did go to a really cool Super Bowl party there...I think the Chargers were playing. I am blanking on where the Favre thing was given out but I am sure about the blonde part and there were definitely half naked women at the Super Bowl thing.

A favorite phrase of mine.

[Cap Mandrake]

***********July 13, 1942************


Fiji: 56 Zero sorties over Suva today. 22 P-39's rose to meet them and got hammered. That has to be at least 2 carriers..or is it possible that they are carrier planes operating from Tanna...could they even reach Suva? The poor P-39 squadrons are getting ground into aluminum dust, though the pilots are doing pretty well. I have to throw in the Marine F4F squadrons. I wanted to use them on the carriers but I can't let the Japs shut down Suva airfield. Another F4F squadron flew in from the Samoan Is. Two full strenth VMF squadrons will be added to the CAP. I brought in another understrength squadron of B-17's ane we will try a raid on Noumea today to keep JJ honest. Maybe we can kill some Bettys on the ground. This might be a good time to send in a carrier raid but two US carriers are at Sydney getting there new AAA suites.

Oscars swept over Nadi followed by some Sallys which destroyed a PBY. Nadi was bombarded at night by Suzuya, Nachi, and Myoko and two CL's. This was moderately effective, also destroying a PBY. This makes 5 CA's shuttling in and out to Nadi. PT-22 is ordered back to Nadi by itself. Maybe the skipper can run for President some day if he doesn't get killed.

800 WJD's KIA at Suva today. They are said to be "surrounded". No kidding. Looks like curtains for them soon.

[Cap Mandrake]

Stalker Girl bought me some slacks for work yesterday. I thought it was really a nice gesture until I realized they were "Expand to Fit".


I think she is still mad about the fake ceramic watch band.

[Chickenboy]

A6M2 sweep range with drop tanks is 11/14 (normal/extended).

ETA: What's your status in China?

[Chickenboy]

On an unrelated note, I unearthed arcana from my basement whilest sifting through boxes of old military books for donation. I had forgotten that I had a bound edition of The Journal of Irreproducible Results. A real gem.

To whit re: "A Short Guide to Doctors: Pediatricians"-

"All pedi-pods, as they are called on the wards, act and look like Peter Pan. They wear saddle-shoes and bow ties, have cherubic faces, and wear crew cuts or pageboys, depending on whether they are over thirty. They never use words longer than two syllables or sentences of more than four words. Generally, they sound as though they are doing Jonathan Winters imitations. Many have a lilting gait, and a few skip during clinic. About the age of forty they lose patience with all those frantic mothers and either commit suicide, go into research or start child labor camps."

[Mynok]

[:D] I need to send that to my wife. That'll get the NICU in an uproar.

[Cap Mandrake]

I actually do have some "saddle shoes"...but they have golf cleats in them.[:)]


Three doctors are out hunting together in a blind.

A duck comes by and the internist stands up and says, "Duck, rule out chicken, rule out goose...BLAM!"

Another duck comes by and the psychiatrist stands up and says, "How does it feel to be a duck......BLAM!"

A third duck comes by and the surgeon stands up, "BLAM...what was that?"

[Cap Mandrake]

This reminds me of a brilliant medical hypothesis advanced by a not so brilliant but hilarious surgeon I know. I call his theorum the "******* hypothesis". I don't want to infringe on copyrights so let's just say he is named after a European country and it isn't Latvia.


The hypothesis goes something like this: "Look at a woman's feet, if they are well maintained you can pretty much be sure her hygeine and attention to detail in other body parts will be good as well, if not...l.well then...."

[Chickenboy]

ORIGINAL: Mynok


[:D] I need to send that to my wife. That'll get the NICU in an uproar.

All specialties (save pathology) are listed accordingly with similar descriptors. [:D]