The Allies warm up for the Sissies!

[Goblin]

Wazzzzzzuppp Easy!! You think you're confused!?

Anyways, I found Jenny. She is tooling around in a...JAGDTIGER!!! With a second as escort. The PzIIIM's were scouts for the two monsters. They are outnumbered, but packing a punch!

I will not machinegun the crew when I get the Jennymobile!



Goblin- A Goblin knows how to treat a lady

[Easy8]

JAGDTIGERS!!!:eek:

Run, Goblin run!!!

[M4Jess]

Easy8 you ol war horse...good to see you....and a very merry christmas form Jenny and dad!:D

[Goblin]

Originally posted by Easy8
JAGDTIGERS!!!:eek:

Run, Goblin run!!!

I am!! However, I am running right AT them, cause I'm like that. Like you read about.

He should pull them back.... A Goblin is hunting Kitties, and he won't quit


Goblin- A Goblin's found a scent:eek:

[M4Jess]

Gob...Im designing tonight...Jenny will see YOU:mad: tomorrow!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr:mad:

[M4Jess]

Dear Daddy....

Im gonna give you the ol'whatfir when I see you Dad:mad:

Never..Never give me no dang German stuff..for one thing they smell like Goblins socks!:eek:

The rest of my boys are running...its only me and 62 US tanks!

Jenn

Ps: I wuv you Dad

[Goblin]

The Jenny Jagdtiger is spotted! Two of my tanks take brutal, but not fatal, hits from the 128mm gun! A hail of return fire suppresses the crew, as a Hellcat manuevers for a side shot.... Crack! WhoooshCrump! A miss! Crack! WhoooshCrump! Another miss! Crack! WhoooshBOOOOOOM! Direct hit! The crew stagger out of the flaming beast. A main gun is brought around to bear. A 75mm round races downrange at the crew. It is smoke!

I shot smoke in front of Jenny so she doesn't get blasted by op-fire from my tanks.

It took me 10 tanks to get that little PzIIIM, and he got two of mine!

I must, once again, point out the pricing imbalance in the mod. I have LOTS of tanks left.

Back at ya, Jesster.

Goblin- A Goblin spares the girl:D

[Don Doom]

I always knew you where soft Goblin!:D

[M4Jess]

In the end a psychedelic VW pulls up to the burning JgTiger...Jenn..jump in babe!

Oh..Louie! you came to save me! ...

Yes my dear!

Jenn jumps in and tells Louie all about driving German Tanks......

(I think I really screwed up..I rushed early and Gobs ambush really hurt me..for H2H the germans have a chore....)

Good Play

Good Friend

Good God ! theres always revenge!:mad:

I surrender

[Goblin]

Good game.

He didn't MG me when he killed my Jumbo, I didn't MG her.

Incidentally, I found that I can actually stomach the Jumbo. That is a tank wannabe that is really trying hard to be a real tank!

I got lucky and guessed where and how you would come in, Jess. Plus, I was able to purchase around 40 tanks and tank destroyers, plus ALOT of Rangers. I knew for a fact that you could not come even close to the amount of equipment I had.

Salute!

Goblin